RE:
kingfish 14769 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
That is not me either, here in Doomsday Prepper city, where we await the invasion of aliens in Boy Scout uniforms with tails and super powers of persuasion, we don't have credit cards. Lots of suicides (Ohhh those tailed aliens are very scary! Especially the Weblos) but no credit cards.
Above this post is an incredibly handsome and charismatic philosopher, and below me is someone who agrees to disagree. Of course they are wrong, but we live in peace.
Dear Mr. King Fish,
In reference to your concern of alien invasion in the near future. We have rescheduled due to the impending End of it All Day.
Sincerely,
The Aliens.
PS: Our tails are groomed very nicely sir, will you please do the same to yours.
Thank You!