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"Do you give more than 100%??"
Math lesson du jour:

Another take on Mathematics.


This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 years experience.
It has an indisputable mathematical logic.
It also made me Laugh Out Loud.
This is a strictly ..... Mathematical viewpoint.. and it goes like this:

What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there.
Its the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.
Now you know why some people are where they are!


b-y-o-f-f-e-r = 77% and t-w-o-c-e-n-t-s = 119%

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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 Do you give more than 100%??   byoffer     12-04-12       
   RE: Do you give more than 100%??   kidflash212     12-04-12     1  
     RE: Do you give more than 100%??   agman     12-05-12     24  
   I was told   moonbaby     12-04-12     2  
     RE: I was told   byoffer     12-04-12     4  
   RE: Do you give more than 100%??   dabo     12-04-12     3  
   39   cahaya     12-04-12     5  
   RE: Do you give more than 100%??   Molaholic     12-04-12     6  
     RE: Do you give more than 100%??   cahaya     12-06-12     30  
   36%   agman     12-04-12     7  
   RE: Do you give more than 100%??   woeisme1     12-04-12     8  
   RE: Do you give more than 100%??   thndrkttn     12-04-12     9  
     RE: Do you give more than 100%??   agman     12-04-12     10  
   RE: Do you give more than 100%??   Snidget     12-04-12     11  
   RE: Do you give more than 100%??   Max Headroom     12-04-12     12  
     RE: Do you give more than 100%??   byoffer     12-04-12     14  
   RE: Do you give more than 100%??   jbug     12-04-12     13  
     RE: Do you give more than 100%??   foonermints     12-05-12     26  
     RE: Do you give more than 100%??   agman     12-06-12     32  
   foonermints Wins   foonermints     12-05-12     15  
   How about less than zero?   Estee     12-05-12     16  
     RE: How about less than zero?   byoffer     12-05-12     17  
         RE: How about less than zero?   Estee     12-05-12     18  
             RE: How about less than zero?   cahaya     12-05-12     19  
   RE: Do you give more than 100%??   KeithFan     12-05-12     20  
     RE: Do you give more than 100%??   cahaya     12-05-12     21  
         RE: Do you give more than 100%??   agman     12-06-12     27  
             RE: Do you give more than 100%??   cahaya     12-06-12     29  
                 RE: Do you give more than 100%??   agman     12-06-12     31  
   RE: Do you give more than 100%??   Scuba Steve     12-05-12     22  
     *snort*   agman     12-05-12     23  
     That's funny   Brownroach     12-06-12     35  
   RE: Do you give more than 100%??   Colonel Zoidberg     12-05-12     25  
     RE: Do you give more than 100%??   agman     12-06-12     28  
         RE: Do you give more than 100%??   Estee     12-06-12     33  
   RE: Do you give more than 100%??   Tummy     12-06-12     34  
     foonermints   foonermints     12-06-12     36  
   RE: Do you give more than 100%??   WyoGuy44     12-11-12     37  

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