Because almost the entire episode was a rehashing of the entire season, from the first episode to the last episode, I’ll spare you from reading the entire summary if you don’t want to. I tell you all of the new stuff now. Then I will comment on the recraps.

First, we get a DR comment of Ali saying how she felt bad about getting rid of Rob. I really cannot believe that she felt bad about that. Oh wait, I can because she probably meant that felt bad about having to personally evict another voting jury member. Then we have Jun saying that she wanted to skip while escorting Robert out of the house. Thank you for sparing us from that sight, Jun. I don’t think we would’ve appreciated the hypnotic jiggling that would result.

Then we get the two evil girls, strip Robert’s bed. They, of course, have to comment on how dirty his sheets are. Hey, they should be thankful that Robert left dirty sheets. From what I understand, the girls will be bored to tears in the next week so they can wash the sheets for something to do. Robert should’ve left an even bigger mess. Make the girls be busy. Maybe, they wouldn’t have to pass the time being such witches (and you can replace the w with b if you wish to).

Then the skipping that I didn’t want to see was made much worse. Alison and Jun are jumping on the beds. I feel like I want to hurl. Fortunately, I haven’t got around to making supper, so I have an empty stomach. To all the BB4 viewers who plan to watch the finale (I haven’t decided yet), I highly recommend watching it on an empty stomach. You know that one of the girls will be crowned the winner and having the empty stomach can prevent you from cleaning up a mess afterwards. And we conclude with Ali wondering what the Jury is thinking.

This brings us to recrapping for approximately the next 45 minutes. I didn’t time it because I honestly didn’t think that almost the entire episode was going to be recraps. But as I promised, new stuff will only in the beginning of this summary. We skip ahead to Ali entering the HOH room with a letter from Donny and a nice gift basket with wine. And we get final DR comments for the episode. Jun feels like she has the better advantage to win the big prize and Ali really hopes to win. It almost felt like Ali was realizing that she burned some bridges. The girls agree that this is now their house. Whatever.

And this concludes the new stuff. I shall summarize the recraps. I cannot guarantee that it will be entertaining, because I’m working on stuff that wasn’t really entertaining. If I weren’t writing the summary, I would’ve done something else, like make my supper, or play a couple of computer games. The episode was really boring. Trust me.

Well, we left with Ali wondering what is going through the jury’s mind. So we immediately change scenes to the jury house. We begin the recrapping with overall comments. Jack said that being in the BB house was the most exciting adventure he ever had in his life. This comment really surprises me because I would’ve expected being an FBI agent to be more exciting than living in a hamster cage. Then we get Dana saying that BB4 changed her. The question that immediately comes to mind was if it changed her from a nice person to a psycho or if she really thinks it really did make her a better person.

Then we get the shocking revelation that Jack and Nathan like boobies. They immediately recall the laundry service luxury competition where they had to remove their swimsuits while being covered with bubbles. And then we get the lettuce bikini exhibition. Jack really hated David for ripping Michelle’s lettuce because he ruined a good thing for all of the boys. As a straight female, I could’ve done without this sequence. Why didn’t they have a lettuce Speedo exhibition with the boys? I wouldn’t have complained.

Then we get a Dream Team recrap. Jee trusted the house and honestly believed that Erika was going to leave in the second week. What an idiot he was. The expression on his and the rest of the Dream Team’s face was priceless when Michelle was sent packing. Justin was honestly surprised and Dana seemed to feel slightly guilty about hiding the truth from the DT. Jee was embarrassed and humbled. That didn’t last long considering the DT behaviour when Justin won HOH.

Then the commercial break came and went. We return to the jury eating supper and describe the fun times in the house. According to them David was the craziest and then we get a shot of him hanging off the punching bag upside down. Then we see Rob, Ali, and Erika dancing. Then we watch Jee get drunk. He thinks it was because he just came off the PBJ diet that he got so drunk so fast. Then Erika had the most fun imitating the jury. Robert had the best Nathan impression with the Southern drawl. I guess all those moments weren’t too bad. But I also think you had to be there to really truly enjoy it.

Then just before the commercial break, we get to relive Jee grieving his father’s death. Is it just me, or should CBS just left that as a private thing instead of airing it twice? Jee was thankful that BB gave him privacy during the ceremony. But was it really private when the whole world could watch twice?

We return from the commercial break with a lovely nature shot of flowers and the ocean. Wait a minute!?! Is this Survivor? Is it Thursday night? I get ripped back to reality that it is Friday night and I am watching a recrap episode of BB. We see the jury house again and start into the phony waterworks. Ali cries about her boyfriend Donny. Dana cries about how she doesn’t understand the waterworks. Nathan cries about how there are so many drama queens. I cry because it won’t stop. In the dress-up food competition, Ali somehow managed to get her ring embedded in her finger. She and Erika had to dramatizes it and get the ring cut off. Ali ended up with two small puncture holes. And we conclude the waterworks with Rob winning the letter from Elena. Jack repeats that he was truly happy America got the right choice, not only for Rob, but also for Elena.

Oh now the next logical topic to recrap is the competitions. Jack remembers being a strawberry. If the FBI laughed at that one, they got the chance to laugh again. Then we had the spinning chair competition that Ali won. Jack and Jee sucked. And Jack managed to cut himself on something. Whatever. Clam bake from hell time. Ali can’t penetrate rubber with her teeth. Which leads me to ask, why didn’t she just tear shreds into it? We know that she is good at tearing things down. We get a brief reminder of Marcellus and the gnome competition. And we recall the first luxury competition for the hot tub. They had to rub slime off each others’ bodies which was a great way to break the ice.

Then we get a reminder that if we want to look like these crazy DAWs, we can enter for BB5. And we go to commericial.

What is the next logical sequence that they haven’t recrapped yet? Ah, yes, the cat fights. With strong, yet mean personalities living in the BB house, you can expect some spats. Meow. Ali and Nate fought like they were brother and sister. The exes fought. The most memorable was when Justin called a spade a spade. He fought accusing Ali of lying and being a floater. Nate did the same thing for Jun. And there was a fight with Jun and Jee but I didn’t actually understand it with the cut out sound. (Why didn’t they do beeps? They are much funnier. It worked for Ozzy.)

And to conclude this sequence of recraps, we go from hate to love. Or as I prefer to called it, PORN. Who can forget the first time in the BB house that actual sex took place? Well, considering I was trying to forget Amanda and Dave, it was jammed into my head as painfully as sticking an ice pick into an eye. When Dave said, “Grandma is gonna love this,” we have to ask what exactly. That you slept on the internet and TV so the whole world (including Grandma) could see. We must keep in mind that Dave voted against Amanda just a couple of days later. What a nice way to say thank you, eh?

Then we have Justin and Dana. The thought running through my mind is GROSS and YUCKY. Apparently, you could cut the sexual tension with a knife. Dana said that she would’ve never tried hooking up in the BB house for strategic reasons but she just can’t control her feelings. And just what we needed to know. They are still a couple. I think I would like that ice pick again.

And in conclusion of the shag-fest, Ali, who still loves her Donny, is the biggest flirt *cough slut cough* in the house. She would kiss the boys (except Jack) and tease them constantly. She is one who could a chill pill, seriously.

Oh goody, another commercial break and the show is nearing the end. The final recrap sequence was the many twists in the game. I don’t think any of them were that exciting and here is my proof. The PBJ diet GPOV competition before the nominations was described as the biggest twist in the game. If I remember correctly, it wasn’t that exciting. We were forced to watch Julie read off her cards and watch Jee take it, only to be gone in the next week.

To conclude the recrapping, and go back to Ali entering the HOH room, we get general comments from the jury. Dana almost cried when Nate used POV to remove Ali and still blames him for it. BB is more for the experience than the money. And the jury wants to make the best decision, despite how difficult it will be.

So that concludes the last of the three summaries of the week. They were the first time that I wrote a summary and I had fun doing it. I hope you had fun reading them.

Three is the perfect number.