LAST EDITED ON 09-19-12 AT 08:14 PM (EST)All I got from your post was ironic satire (actually meta-satire, being satire about the satire), meant only for those of us on this board who know the character of your posts well enough to see it as such. It's an satire meant for the satirists, not the subject of the satire (Jesus).
It is the same kind of satire that put into the public domain could unknowingly be considered inciting. Change the name from Jesus to Muhammad and it's the same satire, with a potentially even more inciting results.
You forgot to add that his mother wears Roman army boots.