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"TAR 14 Summary Sign-Up"
LAST EDITED ON 01-30-09 AT 09:02 AM (EST)

Edited to bump the sign-up date out a few days.

My weaselhood was insulted on another thread, and to redeem my honor, I am posting the TAR 14 Summary Sign-up Post. And now, some absolutely original writing, not taken from anyone anywhere. Really. I mean it.

1. We have sixteen contestants. This should mean that we're back to a standard thirteen episodes plus the Reunion, giving us fourteen total summary slots. (Whoever gets the finale takes the summary up until the announcement of the winner and first reaction shots: the Reunion transcriber takes over from there.) The mandatory Recrap episode is traditionally not summarized unless the moderators really need a punishment detail. Assuming a standard two-non-elims, we have 11 spots available.

2. In order to write a Survivor TAR summary, you must have completed a summary for any other show first. No total rookies, please: we need you to have taken a swing at someone and incurred at least one lawsuit. (The exception is the Recrap. If anyone for some deity-forsaken reason wants it, just say so. I'm sure your estate will understand. By the way, this has never happened of anyone's own free will.)

3. After the episode airs, the summarizer has to compile a version of the events filled with hate, disgust, complete contempt, and as much snark as they can personally stand, then let the public bask in their venom. (Again, looking at the current contestant group, this shouldn't be a problem.) Summaries are posted in the Bashers forum and must go up within 72 hours of the episode's airtime. Any resemblance between the summary and the actual show should be at least vaguely coincidental, for a really generous definition of 'vague'. As a general guideline, it helps if we can at least spot who was voted out.

4. Anyone interested in writing a summary must apply on this thread: just reply to the post. If you have any dates which you cannot work with, let everyone know in advance: we'll (the imperial 'we'll') try to accommodate people if we can. The season premieres on 2/12 02/15/09, so you must sign up by 11:59 p.m. EST on February 3rd wait Ė letís stick with that 3rd 8th to be considered.

5. Should there be more writers than summary slots, one of the moderators will conduct a random draw to see who gets the episodes.

Racers ready? Go!

Yea, I couldn't think of what Phil says at the start. So sue me.

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 TAR 14 Summary Sign-Up   Devious Weasel     01-29-09       
   RE: TAR 14 Summary Sign-Up   Devious Weasel     01-29-09     1  
   RE: TAR 14 Summary Sign-Up   Max Headroom     01-29-09     2  
   RE: TAR 14 Summary Sign-Up   J Slice     01-29-09     3  
     RE: TAR 14 Summary Sign-Up   Devious Weasel     01-29-09     4  
   RE: TAR 14 Summary Sign-Up   Bebo     01-30-09     5  
   RE: TAR 14 Summary Sign-Up   dajaki     01-30-09     6  
   RE: TAR 14 Summary Sign-Up   Molaholic     01-30-09     7  
   RE: TAR 14 Summary Sign-Up   Snidget     02-03-09     8  
     RE: TAR 14 Summary Sign-Up   Devious Weasel     02-03-09     9  
         RE: TAR 14 Summary Sign-Up   Snidget     02-03-09     10  
   RE: TAR 14 Summary Sign-Up   samboohoo     02-03-09     11  
   RE: TAR 14 Summary Sign-Up   ARnutz     02-04-09     12  
   Alternate.   Max Headroom     02-04-09     13  
   RE: TAR 14 Summary Sign-Up   Breezy     02-05-09     14  
     RE: TAR 14 Summary Sign-Up   Devious Weasel     02-05-09     15  
   RE: TAR 14 Summary Sign-Up   Seana     02-05-09     16  
     RE: TAR 14 Summary Sign-Up   Devious Weasel     02-05-09     17  
   Time For The Judges' Decisions   Devious Weasel     02-05-09     18  
     RE: Time For The Judges' Decisions   samboohoo     02-05-09     19  
     taps foot....   Molaholic     02-09-09     20  
   Schedule   Devious Weasel     02-09-09     21  
     RE: Schedule   samboohoo     02-09-09     22  
         RE: Schedule   Devious Weasel     02-09-09     26  
             RE: Schedule   Snidget     02-09-09     27  
     RE: Schedule   Snidget     02-09-09     23  
         RE: Schedule   Devious Weasel     02-09-09     25  
         RE: Schedule   samboohoo     02-09-09     28  
             RE: Schedule   Devious Weasel     02-09-09     31  
                 RE: Schedule   Snidget     02-09-09     32  
                     RE: Schedule   Devious Weasel     02-09-09     33  
                         RE: Schedule   samboohoo     02-10-09     34  
                         RE: Schedule   Snidget     02-10-09     35  
                             RE: Schedule   Devious Weasel     02-10-09     36  
                                 RE: Schedule   Snidget     02-10-09     37  
     RE: Schedule   J Slice     02-09-09     24  
     RE: Schedule   Molaholic     02-09-09     29  
         RE: Schedule   Devious Weasel     02-09-09     30  
     RE: Schedule   ARnutz     02-11-09     38  
     RE: Schedule   dajaki     02-13-09     39  
     RE: Schedule   frisky     03-01-09     42  
     RE: Schedule   Seana     03-01-09     43  
   RE: TAR 14 Summary Sign-Up   vince3     02-14-09     40  
     RE: TAR 14 Summary Sign-Up   Devious Weasel     02-15-09     41  
   RED ALERT! RED ALER...   vince3     04-24-09     44  
     RE: RED ALERT! RED ...   samboohoo     05-14-09     45  
         RE: RED ALERT! RED ...   vince3     05-14-09     46  

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