1. Dallas & Toni - I admire their perseverance in a hopeless situation. I cannot imagine any of the other teams putting in the kind of effort they did. Nick and Ken might have made an attempt, but they would have been weighted down by whiny and hysterical Starr or shrewish and hysterical Tina, respectively.

2. Nick & Starr - They are obviously the team to beat. Dallas and Toni are nicer people, but Nick and Starr are better Racers.

3. Ken & Tina - How incompetent do you have to be that the other team beat you to the mat? (Of course, the other team did not actually complete their Road Block. It looked like the judge simply decided they had embarrassed themselves long enough.)

4. Clueless Andrew & Skidmark the Spastic Fvcktard - Do you remember that episode in Clue when Madeline Kahn just loses her cool and seems to want to gouge out her own eyeballs all while babbling semi-coherently because she is so fvcking angry? That's the reactions I have when I see either of you two buffoons try to do anything.

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