LAST EDITED ON 11-24-08 AT 08:40 AM (EST)

So Easy a Caveman Can Do It!

This week, the teams traveled from Almaty, Kazakhstan to Moscow, Russia. All 4 teams were on the same flight. While they were in the airport, Dandrew spent a bunch of money on car insurance shoes and Dallas & Starr had some "get to know you better" time.

Upon arriving in Moscow, the teams had to go to a monastery and light a candle to get their clue, which sent them off to Kolosok Camp for the detour. Along the way, there were some taxi issues. The detour was a choice between marching with the Russian army or serving borscht to the Russian army. The 3 smart teams chose to march and did it well. The bumbling idiot fart boys chose to march, then switched to serving borscht, then tried to march again, then finally served borscht and got it done. Did I mention they are bumbling idiots??? Dan is also a spastic idiot!

When the detour was done, it was off to a bakery for the roadblock to schlep some flour sacks. Dallas was on a mission to grab a first place finish and did a good job hauling those sacks. Ken also performed the task well. It was not easy, especially since there was a strong looking Russian woman working at the bakery, laughing at them and calling them girly men, no doubt it was because she can haul four or five of those sacks at a time. Nick & Starr continued to have taxi issues, but made it to the bakery before the bumbling idiots. Dan did the roadblock, which is weird because I figured he would just bark at Andrew while he did it, like he always does. Can you believe this is only the 3rd roadblock this tool has done? Yup. Andrew has now done 5! Dan even told us "I’m really good at the simple, Neanderthal, caveman tasks. I can do that all day long." Better call Geico, Dan! I hear they're looking for a new spokesperson.

After the roadblock, it was off to the pit stop at Neskuchny Sad Park. Dallas & Toni and Ken & Tina made it there without incident, but Nick & Starr had even more taxi issues. The fart boys once again held up the rear. They also ran out of money and could not pay the taxi driver.

Don't forget to check out last week's rankings, by kidflash. They can be found here: http://community.realitytvworld.com/boards/DCForumID20/3724.shtml#26

Rank. Names (last week's rank)

1. Dallas & Toni (1) – Totally rocked this leg!!! They were on a mission for first place and got it! They also have fun and respect the locals along the way, no matter where they are, which makes them #1 on my list.

2. Ken & Tina (3) – They also had a great leg. I loved when Ken gave the Russian bakery lady a kiss. I am surprised that they seem to be getting closer as the race goes on. Normally, teams who come on to fix their relationships find that the stress of the race is too much to bear.

3. Nick & Starr (2) - While not entirely their fault, the taxi issues allowed us to see this team implode a little bit. Starr's whining was on the verge of irritating.

4. Andrew & Dan (4) – OMFG! I can't believe we have to put up with them again next week. I knew we were due for a non-elimination leg, but I was so hoping they were gone! ...and Phil teased us with, "I'm sorry to tell you..." Grrrr!

Dan is not only a spastic idiot, but he is also super critical toward Andrew, which is ridiculous because Dan has not been carrying his half of the load with the tasks, especially the roadblocks. I am shocked that Andrew puts up with his bullsh!t.

Philiminated: – My patience with the fart boys.

OK! Your turn!!!

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