We start off by seeing the fallout from Jee's eviction. Jun is feeling a bit guilty for getting rid of her ex, but after 3 seconds, she's over it. Allison, who is incapable of showing any true feelings of guilt due to her reptilian genes, was more focused on something more important, herself. Erika will miss him and Robert will now be lonely since his "cuddle kitten" is gone. Robert rehashes the HOH competition for the upteenth time. Robert is talking about how the Dream Team is still alive. I guess the other members are his other personalities, although one could be his nose since it is always first picked for the game.
Allison is really bitter about Robert winning the HOH competition and she turns this animosity on Erika. She and Jun are convinced that Erika and Robert have an alliance and they are screwed. Allison isn't going to stand for this since if anyone is going to do any screwing in this house, it's her.
Robert finally gets to get the key to the HOH room and the girls get to see what's up. I really am begining to hate seeing Robert get anything from home, the man is too emotional for me. I swear he would cry over kitty litter if his daughter used it. He gets a letter from his mother and it tears him up. Let's move on before I gag.
Robert pulls Erika into the house and discusses his plans. Allison is not too thrilled with this since she feels that Robert has been sniffing her butt lately. She would understand this behavior since she is a ##### herself, but she still doesn't like it.
After another batch of commercials, the porn music kicks in and we are greeted with the hot image of Jun stradling Robert. It seems that Jun has mastered the fine art of Shiatzu and Robert is either getting into by burying his head in the pillow or he is trying to smother himself. In related news, Jun is upset with Big Brother. It seems that she feels that Robert should recipricate the massage and work out all of her kinks, but Big Brother is refusing to provide her favorite massage oil, Wesson.
Meanwhile, while the Art of Neurotic Massage is going on inside, Mary Kay is out demonstrating the fine art of whore makeup to Allison. Allison is sitting there playing dumb, but she knows to look like a true whore, set all your makeup out open and stick your face in it. Then blend to your natural contours.
It's arts & crafts time! The hamsters get to make and decorate pinatas! The girls are happy, but Robert is sad. Seeing the pinatas makes him miss his daughter. I guess it's from all the times he took a stick to her. Anyways, he doesn't want to play in the reindeer games and goes off to pout and play with his own personal Dream Team. The girls are on Cloud Nine with this. Allison creates the Donnie pinata complete with football jersey and tomahawk. Erika took the dog and created Dana and Jun did the star and created the NYC pinata. Robert took 30 seconds and duct taped two pieces of fabric on his. He called it Nathan.
After the session is over, everyone changes into their stereotypical Mexican outfits and out they go to destroy what they have created. It turns out to be a food competition. What they have to two is destroy the pinatas and gather up Pesos. If they get 2,400 Pesos ($14.92 U.S.), they get a 4 star Mexican dinner for a week. For states bordering Mexico, this is a wonderful thing. For any state not bordering Mexico, 4-star Mexican is Taco Bell. I'll spare you the details, but let me say that they won the food and Robert did exceptionally well. Apparantly he has had a lot of experience whacking away.
The house has bugs, Allison is upset and goes on a mission to destroy them all, Robert is not happy with the assault on his ancestors.
With this in mind, Robert has to come up with two nominees. He chooses Allison and Jun. No surprises there.
Next on Big Brother, the veto competition and the result of America's Choice. I want to see an America's Choice be a punishment. Can you see it when the question is "Which houseguest would you like to see become a mail-order bride?". That would be one time I would call and vote for Robert.
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