Hey, sorry that I couldn't reply to y’all sooner. I bought a new Macintosh and have been setting it up all weekend! Woohoo I love Macs!

Yeah I'm the naked one, covering his banana and coconuts. Why? Well, I have to give my legal answer. You'll just have to wait and see!

Yeah, so what about the e-bay? Originally, we were going to set it up mainly to just use as a bidding for FL clubs and everything we contacted, and I personally found humor in the novelty of the idea. However, as sucky things go, I happen to have my first night class of the summer on the night my show airs. So we had to scrap that whole thing. I'd love to make the most of this, but I have to put my college before everything else. I'm so close to the end and I can't be distracted and believe me, I'm easily distracted. But if y'all want, you can join me in my feature writing class at Eckerd College from 5-11

However we are doing some other things. For those of you in FL on the 6th, I'll be on
an interview on “Good Day Tampa Bay” on Fox with four on location spots at 6:50 am, 7:50 am, 8:15 am & 8:40 am
a live interview on “Daytime” on NBC at 10 am
and a taped interview on a show called “The Spot”

On the 7th I'm doing a live interview on "The Daily Buzz" at 7:20. That one is national, so that is where the rest of y'all can see me.

On the 8th, I'll be doing a radio show with The Monsters of the Morning on XM 152 Extreme or Locally 104.1 in Orlando from 6-11 am.

No, I really don't know anything about TN, long story short I wound up there doing a shoot with Maryanne Mandy and ended up at a barbeque with some country singers watching the finals episode of the first season. But I have no real connections other than my photographer. If you want his info, I have it in my Thanks section on my website.

As for you with the twisted imagination... I'm listening... Send me some pics and we’ll talk. I mean…Hey wait, this is a family show!

Yeah that's exactly it. We are all awkward to sell right now except for the movie stars. The editing could make anyone out to be the evil person, so who would want that at their club?

Attention whore? Yeah probably, but put yourself in my shoes. If you could use 15 min to spring board into something bigger, wouldn't you? Speaking of, if any of you are interested in who I am, feel free to check my website at www.zacturney.com or my myspace thingy if y'all are into that at www.myspace.com/gilliganzac

Also if anyone sees one of my billboards up in town, please grab a picture of it for me. I've been told I'm supposedly nationwide. Tomorrow I am going to try to find the one in Orlando on my way home and see if I can have someone take my picture with me standing next to myself. Also, anyone had any idea how I could remove my own head for a souvenir?

My friends in NY saw this one in times square. I know, it's not as big as Angie's, but I get a heck of a view of Jenna Jameson!