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TARugh 159 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson" 04-10-05, 07:02 AM (EST) "What do you think Scott smells like?" Scott, after having to endure him for the past few weeks, I don't imagine him as being the freshest smelling American Idol. (This award would have to go to Carrie Underwood, who probably smells like Vanilla Bean and Cool Water for Women) I figure Scott has to smell awful. A smell worse than month-old kimchee. A scent worse than a clogged Shell gas station toilet. An aroma that becomes visible in ultralight. What could Scott Savol smell like? I think I have the answer. I had to invent the word myself. Fabanno. Fabanno. Fabanno is an acronym, when defined is "the scent that penetrates from the glands of Scott Savol." Foot Armpit Barf A$$ Nut New Orleans Mixing those smells together, adding time, heat, 300 pounds of cr@p and moisture...and you've got yourself a homemade Scott Savol. Any objections? Perhaps its 400lbs? A dash of salt?   Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    RE: What do you think Scott smells ... DawnOfTheDead 04-10-05 1    RE: What do you think Scott smells ... strid333 04-10-05 2  RE: What do you think Scott smells ... Harrison 04-10-05 3    RE: What do you think Scott smells ... badger 04-10-05 5  RE: What do you think Scott smells ... Reeflex7 04-10-05 4    RE: What do you think Scott smells ... sapphirechick 04-10-05 6        RE: What do you think Scott smells ... TARugh 04-15-05 32        RE: What do you think Scott smells ... okaychatt 04-21-05 40  RE: What do you think Scott smells ... aquariaqueen 04-11-05 7    RE: What do you think Scott smells ... Reeflex7 04-11-05 8  RE: What do you think Scott smells ... johnnyaa 04-11-05 9    WARNING Bebo 04-11-05 10        RE: WARNING johnnyaa 04-12-05 18    RE: What do you think Scott smells ... Harrison 04-11-05 11        RE: What do you think Scott smells ... TARugh 04-14-05 27            RE: What do you think Scott smells ... Devious Weasel 04-14-05 29  RE: What do you think Scott smells ... Ellehcar71 04-11-05 12    RE: What do you think Scott smells ... TARugh 04-13-05 22  RE: What do you think Scott smells ... LibraRising 04-11-05 13    RE: What do you think Scott smells ... aquariaqueen 04-11-05 14    RE: What do you think Scott smells ... TARugh 04-13-05 23  RE: What do you think Scott smells ... Spidey 04-11-05 15    RE: What do you think Scott smells ... callalilly3000 04-11-05 17    RE: What do you think Scott smells ... TARugh 04-13-05 24  RE: What do you think Scott smells ... browneyedgirl918 04-11-05 16    RE: What do you think Scott smells ... TARugh 04-13-05 25  RE: What do you think Scott smells ... bostonrobfan 04-13-05 19  RE: What do you think Scott smells ... ginger 04-13-05 20    RE: What do you think Scott smells ... Devious Weasel 04-13-05 21  I wish he smelled like Rigor Mortis aquariaqueen 04-14-05 26    RE: I wish he smelled like Rigor Mo... TARugh 04-14-05 28        RE: I wish he smelled like Rigor Mo... browneyedgirl918 04-20-05 36            Scotts feet... TARugh 04-21-05 38                RE: Scotts feet... browneyedgirl918 04-21-05 41  Hilarious!! TanNymph 04-15-05 30    RE: Hilarious!! sapphirechick 04-15-05 31    RE: Hilarious!! TARugh 04-16-05 33  RE: What do you think Scott smells ... LozengeofLove 04-20-05 34  RE: What do you think Scott smells ... carriefan1 04-20-05 35    Question for Bebo TARugh 04-21-05 37        Stop that Bebo 04-21-05 39

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DawnOfTheDead 3 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "American Cancer Society Spokesperson" 04-10-05, 10:48 AM (EST) 1. "RE: What do you think Scott smells like?" Dang, I knew he smelled like Ruben!   Top

strid333 2928 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest" 04-10-05, 12:49 PM (EST) 2. "RE: What do you think Scott smells like?" Or do you mean a Rueben sandwich with all that Sauerkraut? Three is the perfect number.   Top

Harrison 173 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson" 04-10-05, 09:27 PM (EST) 3. "RE: What do you think Scott smells like?" LAST EDITED ON 04-10-05 AT 09:32 PM (EST) This is really a childish thread, don't you think? I mean, come one, aren't we being just a tad unfair here? By the way, I would guess he smells something like cabbage and feet masked unconvincingly with Polo by Ralph Lauren. But really, isn't this just inane and sophomoric? Oh, and pickles. I might also suggest pickles. ...and toss some "new sneaker smell" in there as well. I'm sorry to come down so hard, but I really think it's time to elevate the level of discourse here. And mayonnaise.   Top

badger 1273 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson" 04-10-05, 10:52 PM (EST) 5. "RE: What do you think Scott smells like?" well, i was going to say that when scott comes on the screen, i always get a whiff of the smell of fear. but in an attempt to elevate the discourse here, i'll say that scott smells like an overdue library book. a thick one. one you wanted to read but never could bring yourself to. so you left it in the backseat of the car and the kid spilled a DQ blizzard on it and the back cover grew a little moldy.   Top

Reeflex7 187 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson" 04-10-05, 10:43 PM (EST) 4. "RE: What do you think Scott smells like?" Cigarettes, I'm thinking. With a hint of stale beer-breath halitosis. Toss in some musty flatulence and the smell of a NYC cabbie in 100-degree weather. And as someone as already mentioned, douse with cologne.   Top

sapphirechick 16 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Got Milk? Spokesperson" 04-10-05, 11:22 PM (EST) 6. "RE: What do you think Scott smells like?" When I saw this thread, I felt sad for the guy, knowing that he was concerned in the beginning that he wouldn't even get a chance due to his looks. But, as I read on, I have to give you all kudos for at least keeping it humorous, if nothing else. Did anyone ever ask what William Hung smelled like? Why the interest in Scott? Methinks maybe someone could be a bit too interested in the big boy? I don't care what he smells like, and personally never would want to be close enough to find out what any of them smell like, to be honest! I don't care as long as he gets voted off soon. I was happy that Ryan got him to talk - if that's what you call it - because he showed what a simple-minded farm boy he really is. Everyone else on that stage seemed to have a few brain cells that knew how to work together. Then it was Scott's turn. Even the goofy redhead from last season had more spark.   Top

TARugh 159 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson" 04-15-05, 11:57 PM (EST) 32. "RE: What do you think Scott smells like?" Admittedly, I was glad to see Stinky "Silent but Violent" Scott make the finals. However, his performances have been sub par at best. He continues to excel through this competition through the efforts of deaf fans and a fermenting 10 pound horseshoe wedged deep into his crevasse. Has anyone foreshadowed the scene where the poor doctor eventually has to pull this thing out? Do doctors get hazard pay?   Top

okaychatt 2810 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest" 04-21-05, 10:07 AM (EST) 40. "RE: What do you think Scott smells like?" <Why the interest in Scott? I'm not a fan of this thread, either. That stated, I do not like Scott's thuggish attitude. We did not do this to Ruben. I think the reason is that he came across as a nice guy. Scott's attitude is a negative one, and that's costing him votes and inspiring threads like this one. Everyone is entitled to my opinion.   Top

aquariaqueen 2616 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Survivor-themed Cruise Spokesperson" 04-11-05, 10:49 AM (EST) 7. "RE: What do you think Scott smells like?" And don't forget the belch of a greasy cheeseburger smothered with onions.......he probably carries a frying grease smell at home from lack of good diet, poor living conditions, and minimal laundry skills. Fortunately, he's been wearing new clothes he got from the WalMart clearance rack, so there is a hint of formadehyde. Don't forget the English Leather or Brut aftershave. Now on to Constantine.............I'm sure he's got a scent of his own!!   Top

Reeflex7 187 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson" 04-11-05, 11:14 AM (EST) 8. "RE: What do you think Scott smells like?" Constantine is also the smell of cigarettes, specifically the smell of a dirty t-shirt that's been sitting at the bottom of your laundry basket after you went out to shoot pool in a smoke-filled room with your friends last Friday night. I also detect the scent of unwashed jeans, fresh perspiration and three-day-old bongwater.   Top

johnnyaa 19 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Got Milk? Spokesperson" 04-11-05, 12:46 PM (EST) 9. "RE: What do you think Scott smells like?" Somebody has too much time on their hands. To downgrade someone's odor who you have observed only while your fat a$$ is lounging in front of a TV screen is ridiculous. Get your head screwed on straight sweetheart and evaluate people for qualities that are not totally superficial. When you get out of 10th grade come back and post something meaningful.   Top

Bebo 21083 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-11-05, 02:35 PM (EST) 10. "WARNING" Bashing other posters is not permitted on these forums. Please take a moment to read our community guidelines - there's a link at the top of the page.   Top

johnnyaa 19 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Got Milk? Spokesperson" 04-12-05, 08:53 AM (EST) 18. "RE: WARNING" >Bashing other posters is not permitted >on these forums. Please >take a moment to read >our community guidelines - there's >a link at the top >of the page. Thanks Bebo, you're right! Apologies to all! My emotions got the better of me! I shall keep them in check in the future. Have a good day!   Top

Harrison 173 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson" 04-11-05, 03:00 PM (EST) 11. "RE: What do you think Scott smells like?" AMEN JohnnyA.A.! This is just what i was trying to say earlier in this thread. incidently, I think Scott might smell a bit like a dried starfish I applaud your willingness to take the time to chide someone else for wasting their time. Bravo!   Top

TARugh 159 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson" 04-14-05, 09:57 AM (EST) 27. "RE: What do you think Scott smells like?" ...and yet you continue to post.   Top

Devious Weasel 18756 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-14-05, 11:16 AM (EST) 29. "RE: What do you think Scott smells like?" He's (assuming Harrion's a he) also added a new smell everytime he has posted. Which would indicate that he isn't really all that upset with the thread and is instead saying the "don't do this stuff" sarcastically.   Top

Ellehcar71 163 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson" 04-11-05, 03:14 PM (EST) 12. "RE: What do you think Scott smells like?" Thank you, thank you, thank you for giving me the gift of laughter today. I'd thank you for the gift of the gag reflex today, but already had that when I cleaned up my kitty's puke this morning! When given the choice of the two, I suppose I'd pick Scott's smell, as long as I could dispose of him properly. I *heart* your post! Don't let anyone tell you it wasn't hilarious. Maybe you could patent AI's smell-o-vision!   Top

TARugh 159 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson" 04-13-05, 11:35 PM (EST) 22. "RE: What do you think Scott smells like?" Thank you, thank you I think Scott's scent needed to be addressed. We've kept quiet too long. As for those who bashed my bash, they were obviously interested in the subject enough to post. If it bothered them, they could have bashed the subject instead of myself. One word for those who decided to bash me: Wah. When God gives us a gift, we have to exploit that. I choose to make fun of those who aren't me.   Top

LibraRising 2847 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest" 04-11-05, 03:24 PM (EST) 13. "RE: What do you think Scott smells like?" Scott smells like an East Texas meth lab -- a cloudy mix of cat urine and smoke. For equal time, here's a few other idol scents: Constantine: A mix of feta cheese and cannabis. Carrie: Watermelon Bubble Yum, sunshine and rainbows. Anthony: That cologne his girlfriend in middle school got him for $5.99 at Target. Ryan: The stench of desperation. Paula: A malt liquor brewery. Bow before the evil queen How dare you insects come after ME!   Top

aquariaqueen 2616 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Survivor-themed Cruise Spokesperson" 04-11-05, 03:54 PM (EST) 14. "RE: What do you think Scott smells like?" Libra....love the Constantine, Carrie and Paula scents....I know exactly what you are saying.   Top

TARugh 159 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson" 04-13-05, 11:37 PM (EST) 23. "RE: What do you think Scott smells like?" Sunshine and rainbows. I'm dying laughing over here. Momma say dat aligators are mad because dey have all dem teeth and no toothbrush   Top

Spidey 6259 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-11-05, 04:24 PM (EST) 15. "RE: What do you think Scott smells like?" Best.A.I.thread.of.the.season. This? is what bashing is all about. Thank you for the chuckles, all of you!   Top

callalilly3000 693 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator" 04-11-05, 11:01 PM (EST) 17. "RE: What do you think Scott smells like?" I couldn't agree with you more! *giggles* Slice and Dice Shop 2004   Top

TARugh 159 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson" 04-13-05, 11:40 PM (EST) 24. "RE: What do you think Scott smells like?" Wow...I feel honoured right now. It was sort of like an initiation into DAWinism. A little bashing here, a little support there...but the best AI post? Wow. Thanks Spidey. Issues like AI scents need to be addressed. I don't want to waste my vote on an idol that smells like rigor mortis on an undiscovered Calcutta corpse on a hot day   Top

browneyedgirl918 45 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beauty Pageant Celebrity Judge" 04-11-05, 08:35 PM (EST) 16. "RE: What do you think Scott smells like?" Fabanno?? Roflmao!! This is the best post I've read on this board. Too, too funny. You have a wonderfully creative mind.   Top

TARugh 159 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson" 04-13-05, 11:42 PM (EST) 25. "RE: What do you think Scott smells like?" Awww...she likes my mind I like your eyes. Youre my....brown eyed girl..   Top

bostonrobfan 490 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Daytime Soap Guest Star" 04-13-05, 11:22 AM (EST) 19. "RE: What do you think Scott smells like?" Since he acts like an a$$, I'm going to guess he smells like a$$.   Top

ginger 22512 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-13-05, 12:56 PM (EST) 20. "RE: What do you think Scott smells like?" Teen Spirit.   Top

Devious Weasel 18756 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-13-05, 03:42 PM (EST) 21. "RE: What do you think Scott smells like?" That's Johnny Red...   Top

aquariaqueen 2616 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Survivor-themed Cruise Spokesperson" 04-14-05, 07:16 AM (EST) 26. "I wish he smelled like Rigor Mortis" Then we know someone would have to carry him out of there, FEET FIRST. Grrrrrrrrrrrr..............I haven't been this ticked in a long time.   Top

TARugh 159 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson" 04-14-05, 10:00 AM (EST) 28. "RE: I wish he smelled like Rigor Mortis" Agreed. Except for the "feet first" part. This could kill potential voters...either by smell or by sight. hehe Savol is swahili for decomposed...   Top

browneyedgirl918 45 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beauty Pageant Celebrity Judge" 04-20-05, 06:42 PM (EST) 36. "RE: I wish he smelled like Rigor Mortis" Ok. Now this post has me trying to imagine what Scott's feet look like. I'm an RN who works in the OR. I've seen some nasty things like you wouldn't believe, but the thought of his sweaty, fat, greasy, bunion-ated, fungus ridden feet is grosser than anything from my worst nightmare. And OMG can you imagine the smell??? You could become bulemic if you think about that too often.   Top

TARugh 159 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson" 04-21-05, 00:27 AM (EST) 38. "Scotts feet..." ...a compilation of smells and sights so grotesque, that A) All nosehairs in Ohio have burnt off to the root B) People call him "Fat Al Bundy" C) Dr. Scholls said 'I give up' D) People would use his toenails for satellite TV...if they could get close enough.   Top

browneyedgirl918 45 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beauty Pageant Celebrity Judge" 04-21-05, 03:12 PM (EST) 41. "RE: Scotts feet..." Ok...follow me here. There's a scene in Dumb and Dumber where the guys are power sanding their thick yellow toenails...they could used Scott as the foot-double for that scene. And imagine the farts he'd blow with such an obviously unhealthy diet. If the foot odor didn't get you, the flatulence would. I can see him sittin' barefoot on the toilet reading a cheese dog porn mag. You'd have to evacuate 5 zip codes for odor like that. What a greaseball.   Top

TanNymph 309 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Cooking Show Host" 04-15-05, 03:24 PM (EST) 30. "Hilarious!!" I'm crying and my side is hurting! I have to agree that this is the funniest thread ever. Particularly the swahili definition.   Top

sapphirechick 16 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Got Milk? Spokesperson" 04-15-05, 09:11 PM (EST) 31. "RE: Hilarious!!" I posted earlier, but there have been so many funny additions that I just had to get my other 2 cents into it. I would think that he must smell like horses, as he seems to have a horseshoe stuck up his behind....... that or roses, as he keeps coming out smelling like one, when he should already be home long ago....   Top

TARugh 159 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson" 04-16-05, 00:01 AM (EST) 33. "RE: Hilarious!!" I'm glad you like the thread. Sometimes these situations must be addressed. Scott's 'odor de funk' has been plaguing environmentalists for a long time. Is the smog in Hollywood worse than normal? Has the air in Ohio improved recently?   Top

LozengeofLove 1060 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest" 04-20-05, 10:00 AM (EST) 34. "RE: What do you think Scott smells like?" It's gotta be Axe. How else to explain people actually liking this guy, cause it sure ain't for his incredible singing ability. Handcrafted by RollDDice   Top

carriefan1 2 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "American Cancer Society Spokesperson" 04-20-05, 04:24 PM (EST) 35. "RE: What do you think Scott smells like?" i think people r voting 4 u as a joke u suck!! its not fair to nikko he is the bomb he is so much better than u!!!!!!   Top

TARugh 159 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson" 04-21-05, 00:22 AM (EST) 37. "Question for Bebo" Whats the minimum age requirement for somebody to post?   Top

Bebo 21083 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-21-05, 07:00 AM (EST) 39. "Stop that" That wasn't funny, that was bashing another poster and is not allowed per the guidelines. Don't do it again. And if you ever have a "real" question for a moderator, email or PM it - keep the show forums about the shows.   Top

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