At this point, i have two theories on the seeding.
1. Someone in the committee was truly desperate for a Fantastic Four joke.
2. This thing is more rigged than a Crimean voting booth.
In totally non-important news, I'm in on the Coke Zero seed draw this year. (Win a prize of escalating value each time a team you drew advances.) I didn't participate in the original -- the one with the good prizes -- because I was saving my black caps for double points days and the seed draw was loaded towards the bottom of the bracket to a degree many found comedic. Of course, then double digits happened. a lot.
This your, the prizes mostly svck and the top tier is a poor substitute for the first go-round. But gee, at least I've got every #16 in the tournament!
Whee. Sort of.
Let the deliberately blown referee calls begin.
It's possible to draw both sides of a matchup if you play enough times: I have all four 7-10 matchups and one 5-12, so I'm guaranteed five free 20z coupons from the first round. There are 1,750,000 total seeds available. Exactly four of them are #1s.