|
|
PLEASE NOTE: The Reality TV World Message Boards are filled with desperate
attention-seekers pretending to be one big happy PG/PG13-rated family. Don't
be fooled. Trying to get everyone to agree with you is like herding cats,
but intolerance for other viewpoints is NOT welcome and respect for other
posters IS required at all times. Jump in and play, and you'll soon find out
how easy it is to fit in, but save your drama for your mama. All members are
encouraged to read the
complete guidelines.
As entertainment critic Roger
Ebert once said, "If you disagree with something I write, tell me so, argue
with me, correct me--but don't tell me to shut up. That's not the American way."
|
|
"Category 6: Day of Destruction"
realitybites 1174 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest"
|
11-15-04, 10:24 AM (EST)
|
"Category 6: Day of Destruction" |
SCENE: CBS movie programming headquarters, May 2004.EXECUTIVE #1: Boy, that movie "10.5" on NBC did boffo ratings. EXECUTIVE #2: Yeah, and that "Day After Tomorrow" flick is going great guns at the box office. HEAD HONCHO: Any ideas for November sweeps? EXECUTIVE #3: (thinking out loud) Hmmm, disaster flick, miniseries, C-list stars, fast-moving script that doesn't make any sense... I think we can work with this. EXECUTIVE #2: Yeah! We can destroy a city with a tornado, hurricane, and a blizzard at the same time! EXECUTIVE #1: Yeah! Yeah! And let's throw in a blackout caused by hackers, to make a gratuitous social statement about electricity, or something. EXECUTIVE #3: All right! Let's demolish Chicago! I never liked that town anyway. HEAD HONCHO: Sounds good. Do we have an idea for the title? EXECUTIVE #2: I saw something on The Weather Channel about a Category 5 - so how about "Category 6"? (all heads nod) HEAD HONCHO: Okay. Let's do it. -------------------------------- Despite the obvious ripping off of several sources, and not making much sense besides, I quite enjoyed myself in watching this show, and look forward to seeing the conclusion on Wednesday.
|
|
Top |
| |
|
p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e -
p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e -
p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e -
p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e -
|
|