Please keep all complaining about the incredibly boring final Boardroom on this thread until the West Coast has a chance to realize that they've gotten thirteen previous chances to let our suffering serve as an example, do the intelligent thing, and not watch the show -- but they've blown every single one of them. We watch. We post. We suffer. We have this horrible feeling of dread and start twitching every time someone says the word 'recap'. We can't shake the feeling that Donald will find a way to give Markus a fifteen-minute speech. It may even contain as many as four actual sentence attempts. We have no rooting interest in Randal or Rebecca: we just want the winner to be determined so the season can be ended. We, in fact, are thisclose to saying 'Remember Book Smarts vs. Street Smarts? That was a really good season.'

We're sick, we're tired, we know the best we can hope for is a double firing, and we want to know why we're still here. Not to mention why the West Coast insists on following us -- despite having so many chances to learn from our mistake.

Y'know, people who enjoy pain this much usually save it for private clubs. :p