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"Hawkeye 10 - Ep 11"
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08-08-03, 11:22 AM (EST)
 
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"Hawkeye 10 - Ep 11" |
Was that an exciting episode or what? Here we go!!!1. What is more annoying, Kelly doing her "Millie Mole" routine or Chip snapping self-importantly at Korean cab drivers? 2. To what do you attribute BuffJon pulling down all the flags at one spot in the park, before realizing he was at the wrong set of flags? 3. What was the funniest part of the chicken crossing the road joke made by that Clown? (I still don't know which is which!) 4. Given the number of people with a fear of heights this season, how surprising is it that no one chose to do Feet First (the other task) at the Detour? What other height-related tasks would you like to see in upcoming eps? 5. What words of encouragement should BuffJon have used to inspire Kelly to move faster down the building in "Face First"? 6. At the Fast Forward, David and Jeff met up with a very uncooperative "victim." Why do you think they managed to do so well at that task (relatively speaking - lol)? 7. Which player from any eliminated team would you love to have seen perform the Shark Tank Roadblock and why? 8. Why didn't that shark attack Reichen's flailing arm? 9. How many ways are there to pronounce Mooloolaba? 10. Was the 35 minute penalty to Chreichen for cheating fair? In any event, how would you suggest the situation should have been handled? Thanks for playing! Next ep, I think Dajaki will be up again.
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08-08-03, 11:37 AM (EST)
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2. "RE: Hawkeye 10 - Ep 11" |
LAST EDITED ON 08-08-03 AT 11:39 AM (EST)1. Chip snapping English English! 2. What's-er-name yapping at him too much. 3. The spitting. (it's all in the timing) 4. 0.3% and... hm, not much time left, dunno. 5. "Hey, Baby, Hey, Baby!"  6. Oh yeah definitely, the groping the Aussie babe was just edited out. 7. dunno, sorry, I think the sharks were on meds actually. 8. Would you? I mean, fallback on the neds thing, but where in the world might that thing have been? 9. 25. 10. No, it was way too fair, they should have been told to go back to square one.  SMILES ARE FREE
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08-09-03, 07:51 PM (EST)
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14. "RE: Hawkeye 10 - Ep 11" |
Those sharks looked pretty laidback, didn't they. That's what I figured, or maybe they'd just been fed a huge meal, so they were too full to move or care.
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08-08-03, 12:14 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: Hawkeye 10 - Ep 11" |
I haven't done one of these before, but thought I would give it a try. Here goes...1. What is more annoying, Kelly doing her "Millie Mole" routine or Chip snapping self-importantly at Korean cab drivers? As annoying as Kelly was, Chip was definitely more annoying...too bad the cab driver didn't charge double for having to listen to him all the way to the park. 2. To what do you attribute BuffJon pulling down all the flags at one spot in the park, before realizing he was at the wrong set of flags? More brawn than brain 3. What was the funniest part of the chicken crossing the road joke made by that Clown? (I still don't know which is which!) The Spit Take 4. Given the number of people with a fear of heights this season, how surprising is it that no one chose to do Feet First (the other task) at the Detour? What other height-related tasks would you like to see in upcoming eps? Not too surprising...they probably thought climbing 30 flights of stairs (I think that is the number Phil said) was even higher than where they already were. I would like to see the teams hanging from a kite in a park while some numbskill yanked on the wrong wire and shook them up 5. What words of encouragement should BuffJon have used to inspire Kelly to move faster down the building in "Face First"? "Millie's Mole is right behind you!" 6. At the Fast Forward, David and Jeff met up with a very uncooperative "victim." Why do you think they managed to do so well at that task (relatively speaking - lol)? She finally decided to help them out and stay on the board to keep from being drowned for real. 7. Which player from any eliminated team would you love to have seen perform the Shark Tank Roadblock and why? Jaree...just because she should have had to do at least one Roadblock and she would have probably gotten along well with the sharks. It would have been interesting to see if she was more afraid of the sharks or if they were more afraid of her. 8. Why didn't that shark attack Reichen's flailing arm? It didn't know where it had been. 9. How many ways are there to pronounce Mooloolaba? 25? 10. Was the 35 minute penalty to Chreichen for cheating fair? In any event, how would you suggest the situation should have been handled? No. Not following the instructions on the clue (even if they are in Australian) should result in immediate elimination...bet that would cure some of the teams of their reading problems. Or, make them write a 2000 word essay on why the words "on foot" in Australia mean the same as the words "on foot" in the United States. This was fun and relatively painless. Don't know how funny I am, but might try this again in the future. PlumBlossom
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08-08-03, 01:05 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: Hawkeye 10 - Ep 11" |
8. Why didn't that shark attack Reichen's flailing arm?
It didn't know where it had been. LOL! The one time I don't put in my disclaimer that I post, then read, so pity anyone who thinks along the same line. Please keep answering - you had some good ones in there! (I loved #5 particularly.)  Bebo, Queen of the Backwoods and your American Idol PTTE co-champ
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08-08-03, 01:01 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: Hawkeye 10 - Ep 11" |
1. What is more annoying, Kelly doing her "Millie Mole" routine or Chip snapping self-importantly at Korean cab drivers? Jon breathing. That's always the most annoying part of the show to me. Kel, please do something about it. 2. To what do you attribute BuffJon pulling down all the flags at one spot in the park, before realizing he was at the wrong set of flags? He's used to gratification being long and slow and something that takes about a week. Besides, if Kel wasn't bitching, then it wasn't really happening, so he had to give her something to bitch about. 3. What was the funniest part of the chicken crossing the road joke made by that Clown? (I still don't know which is which!) I'm sorry, my tape of the show didn't have any jokes on it (other than the contestants themselves).
4. Given the number of people with a fear of heights this season, how surprising is it that no one chose to do Feet First (the other task) at the Detour? What other height-related tasks would you like to see in upcoming eps?
Height-related tasks...hmmm...5 of the 6 remaining contestants have something that could be measured...but do we really want to go there? 5. What words of encouragement should BuffJon have used to inspire Kelly to move faster down the building in "Face First"? When you get down to the bottom, Kel, you can beat the crap out of me! Alternate answer: This time, I won't make you wait a week for it! 6. At the Fast Forward, David and Jeff met up with a very uncooperative "victim." Why do you think they managed to do so well at that task (relatively speaking - lol)? I doubt this is the first time they've had to deal with dragging an uncooperative woman somewhere. I'll bet that occurs on practically every date they have. 7. Which player from any eliminated team would you love to have seen perform the Shark Tank Roadblock and why? Oh, so many choices...Either member of Team ATC, or dorky little Josh. But the funniest would have been Chuck. Given how slow Reichen walked, Chuck would have run out of air in his tank before he got to the treasure chest. 8. Why didn't that shark attack Reichen's flailing arm? He knew where that hand had been? 9. How many ways are there to pronounce Mooloolaba? Almost as many as "Reichen". 10. Was the 35 minute penalty to Chreichen for cheating fair? In any event, how would you suggest the situation should have been handled? Who said life was fair? I think they should have been stripped and flogged publicly. * pausing for that visual * You may now return to your regularly scheduled fantasy.
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08-08-03, 02:41 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: Hawkeye 10 - Ep 11" |
>1. What is more annoying, Kelly
>doing her "Millie Mole" routine
>or Chip snapping self-importantly at
>Korean cab drivers? Chip snapping at the cab driver. why doesn't he try speaking korean ...... >
>2. To what do you attribute
>BuffJon pulling down all the
>flags at one spot in
>the park, before realizing he
>was at the wrong set
>of flags? At this time kelly wasn't yapping at him so he got confused..
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>3. What was the funniest part
>of the chicken crossing the
>road joke made by that
>Clown? (I still don't know
>which is which!) I still don't get it either
>
>4. Given the number of people
>with a fear of heights
>this season, how surprising is
>it that no one chose
>to do Feet First (the
>other task) at the Detour?
>What other height-related tasks would
>you like to see in
>upcoming eps? how about the mexican pole dance, where a couple of men swing around a pole about 100 ft in the air while plummeting to the ground.
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>5. What words of encouragement should
>BuffJon have used to inspire
>Kelly to move faster down
>the building in "Face First"? kelly, imagine it is my face you are walking on.
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>6. At the Fast Forward, David
>and Jeff met up with
>a very uncooperative "victim." Why
>do you think they managed
>to do so well at
>that task (relatively speaking -
>lol)? probably they are used to dealing with dead weight...
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>7. Which player from any eliminated
>team would you love to
>have seen perform the Shark
>Tank Roadblock and why? the NFL wives..perhaps if they mentioned that they were NFL wives the sharks would just disappear.
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>8. Why didn't that shark attack
>Reichen's flailing arm? someone probably saved is a$$
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>9. How many ways are there
>to pronounce Mooloolaba? an infinite amount....and they don't all begin with M >
>10. Was the 35 minute penalty
>to Chreichen for cheating fair?
>In any event, how would
>you suggest the situation should
>have been handled? It was fair....
>
>Thanks for playing! Next ep, I
>think Dajaki will be up
>again.
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08-08-03, 04:46 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: Hawkeye 10 - Ep 11" |
Was that an exciting episode or what?
Well, it was fairly exciting with the KJ/RC battle, but a little anti-climatic when you realized how far behind the clowns were. Of course, then they teased us with the time penalty... I guess I'll go with exciting. Oh, that wasn't actually one of the 10 questions? I guess that explains why this is probably the longest answer then!
Here we go!!!
Oh, but I've already started!1. What is more annoying, Kelly doing her "Millie Mole" routine or Chip snapping self-importantly at Korean cab drivers?
Chip. It's one thing to rip off Austin Powers movies, another to rip off AR3's most annoying couple. 2. To what do you attribute BuffJon pulling down all the flags at one spot in the park, before realizing he was at the wrong set of flags?
He obviously doesn't know what buttons to push with the ladies, so why on earth would we expect him to know which strings to pull. He'd probably believe me if I told him it's possible to push rope. 3. What was the funniest part of the chicken crossing the road joke made by that Clown? (I still don't know which is which!)
The incredulous looks given by Korean spectators. 4. Given the number of people with a fear of heights this season, how surprising is it that no one chose to do Feet First (the other task) at the Detour?
Not at all, especially given the fact that no one in their right mind would do climb all those stairs.
What other height-related tasks would you like to see in upcoming eps?
Interactive trampoline chess played on top of a skyscraper. 5. What words of encouragement should BuffJon have used to inspire Kelly to move faster down the building in "Face First"?
"Just imagine I'm at the top of the building. Run away from me!" 6. At the Fast Forward, David and Jeff met up with a very uncooperative "victim." Why do you think they managed to do so well at that task (relatively speaking - lol)?
Well, they clearly had perfectly matching personalities! 7. Which player from any eliminated team would you love to have seen perform the Shark Tank Roadblock and why?
One of team ATC - they were self-admitted whales, I'd like to see how they would interact with sharks. 8. Why didn't that shark attack Reichen's flailing arm?
It looked too much like an orangatan's arm. And everyone knows sharks don't like the taste of orangatan. D'uh! 9. How many ways are there to pronounce Mooloolaba?
2 - the right way, and the wrong way!
Can someone please spit bottled water into my face now? 10. Was the 35 minute penalty to Chreichen for cheating fair? In any event, how would you suggest the situation should have been handled?
Time-wise, it was fair. However, in order to make them understand the seriousness of their transgression, I think they should have been forced to watch the sound bite of the pra-fessional athelete wives saying that "Cheaters never win, and they cheated!" about a hundred times in a row. It's bad enough that I have to keep watching that sound bite week after week!
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08-08-03, 06:18 PM (EST)
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9. "RE: Hawkeye 10 - Ep 11" |
1. What is more annoying, Kelly doing her "Millie Mole" routine or Chip snapping self-importantly at Korean cab drivers?
Last night's ep. made me wish
I could easily extinguish
Memories of Chip's rude cry
To the victimized Korean guy -
"Why can't you speak English?!!"
2. To what do you attribute BuffJon pulling down all the flags at one spot in the park, before realizing he was at the wrong set of flags?
The sound of Chip's high-pitched screaming at the taxi driver was still echoing throughout the park. This confused Jon's canine senses.3. What was the funniest part of the chicken crossing the road joke made by that Clown? (I still don't know which is which!)
The funniest part? There wasn't one. The best part? When it was over. 4. Given the number of people with a fear of heights this season, how surprising is it that no one chose to do Feet First (the other task) at the Detour? What other height-related tasks would you like to see in upcoming eps?
I would have overcome my fear of heights
If I had to descend 17 flights
Then race up 30 more.
Panting hard from floor to floor,
I would request my last rites. 5. What words of encouragement should BuffJon have used to inspire Kelly to move faster down the building in "Face First"?
"Molie! Molie! Molie! Molie!" Why not? The sound of it makes me want to take a header off a tall building. 6. At the Fast Forward, David and Jeff met up with a very uncooperative "victim." Why do you think they managed to do so well at that task (relatively speaking - lol)?
David and Jeff, believing the Bambi Hunt hoax, thought that if they could rescue the girl, they'd be guaranteed some Australian nookie. 7. Which player from any eliminated team would you love to have seen perform the Shark Tank Roadblock and why?
Steve/Dave - I'd like to see if these guys perform any better in water than they do on land or in the air. 8. Why didn't that shark attack Reichen's flailing arm?
Reichen lucked out by being stalked by the world's only vegetarian shark. 9. How many ways are there to pronounce Mooloolaba?
4 syllables - The 1st can be pronounce "moo", "mo", or "muh"; 2nd is "loo", "lo", or "luh"; 3rd is "la", "law", "lay" or "luh"; 4th is "ba", "baw", "bay" or "buh". Now the math geeks out there can figure out all possible combinations and permutations. 10. Was the 35 minute penalty to Chreichen for cheating fair? In any event, how would you suggest the situation should have been handled?
It was fair, but I would have rather seen . . .
a. raw meat tied to R/C and their getting thrown back into the shark tank.
b. Jon having the pleasure of mooning them.
c. an international cast of disgruntled taxi drivers whipping the guys with dead fish.
d. Phil forcing the guys to wear his turtleneck sweaters.
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08-08-03, 11:54 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: Hawkeye 10 - Ep 11" |
1. What is more annoying, Kelly doing her "Millie Mole" routine or Chip snapping self-importantly at Korean cab drivers?I'd definitely go with Chip this week, if I could have only reached through my TV screen and b!~(# slapped him - the arrogance! May a big bird shite on you. 2. To what do you attribute BuffJon pulling down all the flags at one spot in the park, before realizing he was at the wrong set of flags? With the strength of HeMan and the Powers of Greyskull, Jon is transformed into his superhuman alter ego. Meanwhile, his brain is occupied by the one and only Doofus. Brawn overpowering Brain - he attempts task without thinking in true neanderthal form. Which makes one wonder if he too would follow is fellow brethren and jump of a cliff after the beautiful siren. 3. What was the funniest part of the chicken crossing the road joke made by that Clown? (I still don't know which is which!) The fact that it is a chicken crossing the road joke, which I thought once your hit junior high you leave for the "kids" 4. Given the number of people with a fear of heights this season, how surprising is it that no one chose to do Feet First (the other task) at the Detour? What other height-related tasks would you like to see in upcoming eps? At this point in the race, your fears have to be put aside and you force yourself to do things that otherwise would stay on the “No way in hell list”, I actually think Kelly saw death coming for her (or was that Jon?) if she didn’t ‘man’ up and go for it. 5. What words of encouragement should BuffJon have used to inspire Kelly to move faster down the building in "Face First"? Com’ on baby, Daddy’s got a surprise waiting when you finish!
Now move your arse! Are you gonna let some nancy boy beat you?! 6. At the Fast Forward, David and Jeff met up with a very uncooperative "victim." Why do you think they managed to do so well at that task (relatively speaking - lol)? Da’Jeff figured this may be the only way one of them could get a date too bad they kept trying to drown her. 7. Which player from any eliminated team would you love to have seen perform the Shark Tank Roadblock and why? Jaree, a task physically she could do and definitely in the right environment for her – vicious sharks waiting to take her head off. Oh wait that IS Jaree – my bad. 8. Why didn't that shark attack Reichen's flailing arm? Sharks don’t eat chicken, they’ve seen the commercials, beef is better. And there definitely isn’t any beef on those flippant wrists. 9. How many ways are there to pronounce Mooloolaba? It depends, especially if Chip insists on everyone speaking in English. 10. Was the 35 minute penalty to Chreichen for cheating fair? In any event, how would you suggest the situation should have been handled? Fair is the complexion of Reichens skin. In my game, The Boys would have been sent back to their previous location and had to complete the task according to directions. Then once they had reached the pit stop they would be sequestered to a time out facing the corner with dunce’s hats for their inability to follow simple instructions.
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08-09-03, 01:30 PM (EST)
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12. "RE: Hawkeye 10 - Ep 11" |
Was that an exciting episode or what? Here we go!!!
- Well, no since da Clowns needed a miricle to stay in. But still....1. What is more annoying, Kelly doing her "Millie Mole" routine or Chip snapping self-importantly at Korean cab drivers?
- Kelly wins by a mole. 2. To what do you attribute BuffJon pulling down all the flags at one spot in the park, before realizing he was at the wrong set of flags?
- BuffJon? Excuse me, BuffJon??? ClownJon could balance WhineyJon on his nose. But to answer your question, stupidity. The reason for all his actions. 3. What was the funniest part of the chicken crossing the road joke made by that Clown? (I still don't know which is which!)
-Spittake! 4. Given the number of people with a fear of heights this season, how surprising is it that no one chose to do Feet First (the other task) at the Detour? What other height-related tasks would you like to see in upcoming eps?
-First, it's not surprising that 'Face First' won out since 'Feet First' would've taken a half/hour at least. Second, more skydiving. 5. What words of encouragement should BuffJon have used to inspire Kelly to move faster down the building in "Face First"?
-BuffJon? BuffJon???? WhineyJon should've used the same words that Kelly would use if the situation was reversed, as in;
"You're making me look bad!"
"You're such a loser!"
"Yea, how do you feel now, Whiner??!!" 6. At the Fast Forward, David and Jeff met up with a very uncooperative "victim." Why do you think they managed to do so well at that task (relatively speaking - lol)?
-Hey, she's a 'solid girl'. Which I take it to mean she could kick both their #sses and make them enjoy it. 7. Which player from any eliminated team would you love to have seen perform the Shark Tank Roadblock and why?
- For sheer hilarity, Chuck. Since he would sh#t twice and die. Otherwise, one of the BFGs, since they would probably eat the shark. 8. Why didn't that shark attack Reichen's flailing arm?
-not going there...not going there... 9. How many ways are there to pronounce Mooloolaba?
- One correct and thirteen incorrect apparently. 10. Was the 35 minute penalty to Chreichen for cheating fair? In any event, how would you suggest the situation should have been handled?
-First off, life isn't fair. And second, since it was consistant with the penalty given in AR3, yes. Third, I really wish da Clowns were in the final three so I could have a team to root for.
Busco Man - Clown approved and teflon protected.
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