Maybe it needs some sudden death overtime to perk things up. Or maybe the season just needs to suddenly die. The Voice wins: see you next year!

No?

Carp.

Up next is Alexis, who loves Ellen. Yes, that Ellen. She was on Ellen's show and worked for her as an awards reporter. Her first kisses were from celebrities. Ryan makes her kiss crew members. And will not kiss her himself. Ryan has a beard and one is quota.

She is so perky that I do not want her to die. But I would like her to stand in front of the giant guns for a while, just in case.

Her voice is -- undirected. She hits notes, but doesn't seem sure how to hold them. When she's on target, she can show something, but musically she's all over the place. The panel decides to Give Perk A Chance and puts her through. They owe Ellen a favor, mostly for leaving.

The less intelligent viewership decides Alexis liking Ellen makes her gay and decides to never vote for her on general principle. That principle being that they only vote for gay males. Ones they might be able to 'reform' in bed.

Alexis doesn't know this. Because it might deperk her. Who wants to fill her in?