...San Diego.On the deck of an aircraft carrier.
(Why? Because. Do not question the Faux patriotism of the network!)
So instead of rooting for someone to push Ryan into the Grand Canyon, now I just have to root for a giant deck gun to accidentally go off.
Ten thousand claimed auditioneers. No more than ten plants. And their collective hopes of having a career can be crammed into an average sleeping bunk with room left over for a tenth of Ryan's salary.
This -- is pointless!