LAST EDITED ON 11-09-11 AT 08:00 PM (EST)Heavy drug use and having sex with anyone that got too close? Paula thinks that's old news. Old, thrilling, can't wait for the retrospective news.
The only thing I'm looking forward to tonight are The Further And Not For Much Longer Adventures Of Timekeeper Jones. Seacrest has in part survived by knowing when to let the panel babble. This host has a case of Schedule OCD that makes Twilight Sparkle look spontaneous. I keep waiting for him to come out holding a checklist detailing the steps he needs to make a checklist.
She did that. It was terrifying.
If anyone holds a note too long, his priority will be to get the next commercial going. With gunfire.