All picks due by 12:30 p.m. EDT, September 25th.

Have we all started to figure out what we're doing? Are the valves opening and closing on rhythm? Has the eternal pass/run debate worked itself out with 'I can't do either within the confines of an urn?'

Well... not all of you got that far.

didn't remember Chronos

Sittem

do you have any idea how much cholesterol is in lasagna?

Jims02

still dead

Newsomewayne

Which at least means y'all managed to drop the first week's attrition rate, but it's not as if anyone could keep that up for long. And that means it's time to turn your attention to the following forest full of bear traps.

Oh, and one snare.

Houston at New Orleans
NY Giants at Philadelphia
Jacksonville at Carolina
New England at Buffalo
Miami at Cleveland
San Francisco at Cincinnati
Denver at Tennessee
Detroit at Minnesota
Baltimore at St. Louis
NY Jets at Oakland
Kansas City at San Diego
Arizona at Seattle
Atlanta at Tampa Bay
Green Bay at Chicago
Pittsburgh at Indianapolis
Washington at Dallas

Oh, I'm sorry -- were you planning on taking the Sunday night game this week? Take it up with Cahaya, because for the first time, someone is not getting body-bagged with an unused power in their corpse's possession: that game has officially been hit by a Lockout. The rest of you can select from any team you personally have left as long as you don't take the Steelers or Colts. Cahaya is stuck with his pick of those two.

Maybe I should save a lot of time and combine this with the complaining thread. I'm guessing we're about to get some complaints.

Live with it. Or, y'know, not.

Let the whining begin.