The league sure knows how to get in tune with the holiday, don't they?
Game #1: New England at Detroit.
Game #2: New Orleans at Dallas.
Game #3: Cincinnati at NY Jets.
Turkey The Size Of TOCinco's Ego.
This is no accident. This kind of turkey overload doesn't happen without planning, psychic abilities, and a strong desire to put all of America to sleep by two in the afternoon. What's the NFL going to do while we're all unconscious? That's what you should be asking yourself right now.
Be afraid. Stay awake. And for the love of whatever you find holy, don't watch the offense!
Can the collective Thanksgiving point spread break fifty? Aw, why not?