Where to start! Simon coming to a girl's night out. It's weird that HE didn't feel uncomfortable! And I think it wasn't classy at all for him to come. I would be offended if he came. I liken it to going to an party for adults to have time away from my kids to go and someone brings their kids and they feel the need to entertain me all night long. You don't know who to smack, the kid or the parent!
Alex...does she look like a horse to anyone else? Those teeth and that crappy unhealthy hair. How about that house? They are so much into impressing others and they live in a delapitated slum. "Sumptin aint rite!" Pretentious is too nice of a word to waste on them.
Bethenny... what a strong personality she has, but I can't say that she really isn't too off base either. I love some of her snarky comments. I don't think she's met her soulmate yet.
Jill...I sit at the head of the table. That was funny. She tried to create a nice atmosphere for girls night out. She's okay. Her sister and mother are hoots. The apple didn't fall too far, did it?
Luanna...I really like her. It's frustrating that she isn't seen filling her son's needs. Hopefully, that is happening when the cameras are off and he's just trying to create a little unneeded drama. And Luann explaining that she should be introduced at Mrs. Luann Such and Such. At least she didn't say Countess Such and Such.
Ramona is a little harder for me to relate to. Maybe, just maybe her story about her parents make sense. I don't know.
I just started to figure out everyone and now we only have one more episode....darn it.

"The world is a dangerous place to live; not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it" - Albert Einstein