Those of you who are still breathing had better appreciate that status, because the vast majority of you are Only Just. Most of the NFL schedule was Only Just. It's Only Just awareness week, and all the players are wearing special brown gloves to honor it. They're covered in grave dirt!

Now while some of the games may have killed you regardless of result, we only have one recognized fatality from the last round:

Sure, let's say 'bucked'.

Byoffer

So having waved bye-bye to our other By and kicked toe-nudged the remaining bodies to make sure they're actually still functioning after Sunday, Nearly Really Bloody Sunday, the management proudly presents the next hail of bullets you'll have to dodge.

Kansas City at Indianapolis
Jacksonville at Buffalo
Tampa Bay at Cincinnati
Atlanta at Cleveland
St. Louis at Detroit
Denver at Baltimore
Chicago at Carolina
Green Bay at Washington
NY Giants at Houston
New Orleans at Arizona
Tennessee at Dallas
San Diego at Oakland
Philadelphia at San Francisco
Minnesota at NY Jets

Be polite or I'll switch to an eighteen-shooter.

Enough with the NYC night games already!