Since no one started an episode thread, I just had to express my opinions (I know you're all shocked).

Magni – My Generation (The Who)

* Huge improvement over last week and proved that he can actually sing.

Jenny Galt – Tainted Love (Soft Cell)

* Meh.

Jill Giola – Violet (Hole)

* Cheap Courtney Love knock-off.

Zayra Alvarez – You Really Got Me (The Kinks)

* I think she got lost on the way to the Shakira concert.

Chris Pierson – Take Me Out (Franz Ferdinand)

* He's tone-deaf right? That's the only explanation I can think of for anyone being this bad and not knowing it.

Dilana – Ring of Fire (Johnny Cash)

* Wow. Just wow.

Josh Logan – With Arms Wide Open (Creed)

* Gak.

Phil Ritchie – If You Could Only See (Tonic)

* Another sub-standard performance.

Storm Large – Surrender (Cheap Trick)

* Aw. I'm loving her.

Patrice Pike – Heart-Shaped Box (Nirvana)

* Never been a Nirvana fan but it was funky.

Lukas Rossi – Don’t Panic (Coldplay)

* (swoon)

Ryan Star – Jumpin’ Jack Flash (The Rolling Stones)

* No. Just no. And don't EVER do that again.

Dana Andrews – Born to Be Wild (Steppenwolf)

* Not as bad as I thought it would be.

Toby Rand – Somebody Told Me (The Killers)

* Groovy.

My bottom 3? So hard to pick since most of the performances were so poor. It was like kareoke night at the local pub. But I'd say: Zayra, Chris, and a toss-up between Ryan and Phil.

And my crystal ball says Dilana and Lukas will be the final 2.

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