Spoiler Alert! I am putting in some filler so that the West Coasters have not yet seen tonight's most wonderful episode of Paradise Hotel. It is such an interesting show with many twists (LOL).
Okay, reader's digest version:
Scott says Dave is sneaky, Dave apologizes for a misstep in strategic thinking. (Later, Scott says he wants Charla gone, and then goes to talk to Charla. Hmm, now who's sneaky?)
The girls had to cook lunch for the guys of Paradise, and they are pathetic cooks, especially Amy, who was licking the bowl, the spoon, and her fingers. No wonder her body has expanded like a sponge in water this summer.
More of the originals getting together, and the Charbies getting together. Amy goes psycho crying that all her friends are gone and she's a winner and doesn't need to prove it any more.
The guests need to fill out a survey listing their rivals and their allies. They head to elimination. Desiree chooses Tom; Amy chooses Beau; after a weird little strut, Melanie chooses Dave, in an effort to kick off Charla; Holly chooses Scott; Charla chooses Dave; Tara chooses Keith. Dave, of course chooses Charla, sending Melanie packing. Amanda announces the shocking twist that Melanie won't be the only one going home. She must reveal her rival (Charla, who kicked her out 2 months prior) and her allies (Amy and Desiree). She must send home an ally. In an oh-so-heartwrenching Foni-like move, Desiree makes the choice to save Baby girl Amy.
Beau, Tom, and Amy discuss how it's always the good guys who leave.
After Holly scolds Scott for hanging out with Dave, Tara, and Keith, Scott is an a$$ to Holly because she didn't ask how he felt about Melanie's leaving. but he didn't say Melanie, he described her as "girl with a heart as big as this place" who is wonderful, intelligent, etc., and then gets more pissed at Holly because she says, in a mix of exasperation and sarcasm, something like "well, Scott, I'm sorry you'd rather have her here than me. Sorry it worked out that way."
I kind of feel sorry for Holly, but I hope this helps to break up the originals alliance.
Here's hoping that anyone but Dave or Keith goes home Wednesday!