LAST EDITED ON 07-06-06 AT 09:05 AM (EST)

Holy carp! That was off the hook!

Sorry AI. Again, the talent here is just amazing.

1. Dilana – Nirvana “Lithium” - Whoa. Girlfriend scares the heck outta me, but she totally kicked azz. First person who ever sang that song that didn't make me yearn for Kurt.

2. Lukas Rossi – Billy Idol “Rebel Yell” - This is what rock and roll is all about. Dood totally kicked it.

3. Josh Logan – Black Crowes “She Talks to Angels” - Man, I just love that song. Not sure he's the right singer for this band, but I thought that was just fantastic.

4. Storm Large – The Who “Pinball Wizard” - I think this is a very difficult song to pull off. I've never felt that Elton's version for the film was all that good, so I was a little nervous when she began this. But she totally did. I'm impressed.

5. Toby Rand – Bob Dylan “Knockin’ on Heaven’s Door” - Another very difficult one to pull off, especially since it's been done to death. And with Gilby Clark there even. So I have to give the boy props for an excellent, original version.

6. Ryan Star – Goo Goo Dolls “Iris” - Very good rendition of a song that I'm not so sure is the right one for this band. Nice voice, though.

7. Zayra Alvarez – Evanescence “Bring me to Life” - A pretty decent version, but I didn't like it as much as the band did. She's here just because that song totally rocks.

8. Matt Hoffer – Coldplay “Yellow” - He's a good singer, but I'm not sold. Could just be his song choice since I'm not a fan of Coldplay. But at least it wasn't Nickelback.

9. Phil Ritchie – Living Colour “Cult of Personality” - It ahright, I guess.

10. Patrice Pike – Jefferson Airplane “Somebody to Love” - Again, just okay for me. She's definitely no Grace Slick.

11. Dana Andrews – Melissa Etheridge “I’m the Only One” -Another mediocre one for me. Seemed too Melissa to me. A pale imitation, at that.

12. Jenny Galt – Nickelback “How you Remind Me” - It might have been better than I rate it. But I just can't beyond my utter detestation of Nickelback. If that's the case here, too bad. She loses points for horrible song choice if nothing else.

13. Magni – Rolling Stones “Satisfaction” - Dood. You might be the biggest thing ever in your frozen homeland populated by about six dozen people. But you're in America now. And a dozen bar bands just here in Beaver County do a better rendition of that than you do.

14. Jill Gioia – Janis Joplin “Piece of my Heart” - Sacrilege. That's all I have to say about that.

15. Chris Pierson – Police “Roxanne” - Just plain bad. Go home. Now.

Goddess of the Steeler Nation
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