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06-15-07, 05:43 AM (EST)
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"Be The... Pirate Master 1.3"
*ding*ding* Pirates midship!
It's time to discuss morale.
I hear we've been having lots of complaints?

What's that Loupert? JD is mean? Awww...I'm sorry, we'll make sure to fix that right up quick.
Next...?

Alexis? What's up? Your arms are sore and you're tired?
Oh.
Well that'll teach you to think again before dragging Kendra around now won't it.

Laurel?
*holds hand up*
Wait.
Who's Laurel?
*whispers into MB's ear*
How'd she get on the boat? Has she been here a long time?
Oh.
*refocuses on Laurel*
Sorry, Laurel, you were saying?
This is difficult? No s**t sherlock. Thanks for noticing.
Sheesh.

What's that Jupiter? You LOVE being a pirate?!
Yes!! Finally! Did everyone hear what Jupiter just said?
Now stop your beeching and get to stroking my chest!

Allrighty then...fine...the Chest of Zanzibar!
Let's take a look inside.
Hmmm, important treasure hidden by semi-important faux-pirate.
Let's pick teams.
Loupert? Good news buddy, you get to be on the winning team. You too Jay. Oh and Alexis, I'm sorry girl, but by walking to the treasure instead of riding in a boat will probably result in your being even more sore and tired. Get a clue.

Congrats to Team RED! And Cap'n Azmyth!

Wait.
What?
Cap'n Azmyth? I though that was a plant? Carp. You mean we're revealing clues like weeks ahead of time?
So how does that help our....oh nevermind.

By the way, what kind of secret tonic have we been soaking the cap'ns hat in lately? English Freakfast?

What's with the accent, Cap'n Strangeasfvck?
Tea and crumpets on you, you freaking weirdo.

Allrighty, let's get straight to the three "Block Mocks".

Hmm..
Laurel. Complains to much. Check.
Alexis. Complains to much. Check.
Cheryl. For Strategic purposes. Huh? Okay.

Well, it seems that promising a cat-fight and not delivering along with complaing about dragging the same wet cat around AND complaining about the soreness derived from dragging said wet cat around will indeed spell one's undoing. Oh that and one broken promise. (Good luck with that one Sean.)

Alexis. The crew has spoken. Time to cut you free.

Alas, I hardly miss thee.



You can call me Daddo.


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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 Be The... Pirate Master 1.3   tribephyl     06-15-07       
   RE: Be The... Pirate Master 1.3   dragonflies     06-15-07     1  
     RE: Be The... Pirate Master 1.3   Estee     06-18-07     22  
   RE: Be The... Pirate Master 1.3   jbug     06-15-07     2  
     RE: Be The... Pirate Master 1.3   Estee     06-18-07     23  
   RE: Be The... Pirate Master 1.3   emydi     06-15-07     3  
     RE: Be The... Pirate Master 1.3   vince3     06-15-07     4  
         RE: Be The... Pirate Master 1.3   cahaya     06-20-07     40  
             RE: Be The... Pirate Master 1.3   vince3     06-20-07     41  
   RE: Be The... Pirate Master 1.3   RudyRules     06-15-07     5  
   RE: Be The... Pirate Master 1.3   sporkman     06-15-07     6  
     RE: Be The... Pirate Master 1.3   Estee     06-18-07     24  
         RE: Be The... Pirate Master 1.3   sporkman     06-18-07     34  
   RE: Be The... Pirate Master 1.3   Spanky68     06-15-07     7  
     RE: Be The... Pirate Master 1.3   dreamerbeliever     06-15-07     10  
     RE: Be The... Pirate Master 1.3   tribephyl     06-15-07     13  
     Note to Production and Medical   Estee     06-18-07     25  
   RE: Be The... Pirate Master 1.3   dreamerbeliever     06-15-07     8  
     RE: Be The... Pirate Master 1.3   vince3     06-15-07     9  
         RE: Be The... Pirate Master 1.3   dreamerbeliever     06-15-07     11  
             RE: Be The... Pirate Master 1.3   vince3     06-16-07     19  
                 RE: Be The... Pirate Master 1.3   dreamerbeliever     06-18-07     31  
   RE: Be The... Pirate Master 1.3   ARnutz     06-15-07     12  
     RE: Be The... Pirate Master 1.3   tribephyl     06-15-07     14  
         RE: Be The... Pirate Master 1.3   ARnutz     06-15-07     15  
             RE: Be The... Pirate Master 1.3   tribephyl     06-15-07     16  
   RE: Be The... Pirate Master 1.3   qwertypie     06-16-07     17  
     RE: Be The... Pirate Master 1.3   tribephyl     06-16-07     18  
         RE: Be The... Pirate Master 1.3   qwertypie     06-17-07     21  
         RE: Be The... Pirate Master 1.3   Estee     06-18-07     26  
         RE: Be The... Pirate Master 1.3   jbug     06-18-07     28  
             RE: Be The... Pirate Master 1.3   agman     06-18-07     32  
                 RE: Be The... Pirate Master 1.3   emydi     06-18-07     33  
                     RE: Be The... Pirate Master 1.3   RudyRules     06-19-07     37  
   RE: Be The... Pirate Master 1.3   agman     06-16-07     20  
   Note to Captain Azmyth   Estee     06-18-07     27  
     RE: Note to Captain Azmyth   Spanky68     06-18-07     29  
         RE: Note to Captain Azmyth   Estee     06-18-07     30  
   RE: Be The... Pirate Master 1.3   The Cake     06-18-07     35  
     RE: Be The... Pirate Master 1.3   Spanky68     06-18-07     36  
   RE: Be The... Pirate Master 1.3   Bravehart     06-19-07     38  
     RE: Be The... Pirate Master 1.3   Spanky68     06-20-07     39  
     RE: Be The... Pirate Master 1.3   dreamerbeliever     06-21-07     42  

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