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trigirl 2851 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest" 07-11-03, 02:35 PM (EST) "HawkEye 10 - Week 7" Once again Kelly and Jon have proven to be a really classy couple and have provided us with a quote that will haunt me forever. Race cars, eels, now elephants....is nothing sacred with these two? ______________________________________ 1. What about Tian and Jaree's cab ride to the train station in India was frightening? 2. Why was Kelly so determined to get to the train station at 6:00 am when Jon wanted to wait until 7:00? 3. Teams had to look for a billboard for their next clue. What should the billboard have read? 4. Phil obviously swiped one of Tara's (the witch of TAR2) peasant blouses for his journey to India. What other articles of clothing should Phil be stealing from the racers? Explain the context of the following quotes: 5. Tian: "I've just been the boy." 6. Reichen: "It was the most disgusting thing I've ever experienced." 7. Al: "Being from the circus, there was no doubt we were doing the elephant." 8. Kelly: "I've got a chain up my cookie." 9. Chip and Reichen chose the detour of putting the chicken in the baskets. They had difficulty finding the chicken farm. Where did they think they were going? 10. Phil told Dave or Jeff (who's who?) that he needed a shower. What else does Phil think he needs?   Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    RE: HawkEye 10 - Week 7 mtopaz 07-11-03 1  RE: HawkEye 10 - Week 7 dajaki 07-11-03 2  RE: HawkEye 10 - Week 7 kpod 07-11-03 3  RE: HawkEye 10 - Week 7 tig_ger 07-11-03 4  RE: HawkEye 10 - Week 7 TeamJoisey 07-13-03 5  RE: HawkEye 10 - Week 7 KeithFan 07-13-03 6  RE: HawkEye 10 - Week 7 Bebo 07-13-03 7  RE: HawkEye 10 - Week 7 memacmur 07-16-03 8  RE: HawkEye 10 - Week 7 Waruv 07-17-03 9

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mtopaz 2167 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator" 07-11-03, 03:14 PM (EST) 1. "RE: HawkEye 10 - Week 7" Okay - I am not even funny at this, but I can't resist responding anyway. Once again Kelly and Jon have proven to be a really classy couple and have provided us with a quote that will haunt me forever. Race cars, eels, now elephants....is nothing sacred with these two? No. 1. What about Tian and Jaree's cab ride to the train station in India was frightening? Their body odor, and this was before the race through the muck 2. Why was Kelly so determined to get to the train station at 6:00 am when Jon wanted to wait until 7:00? If you slept next to this guy, would you want to sleep in any longer than you had to? 3. Teams had to look for a billboard for their next clue. What should the billboard have read? Attn! Juveniles, clowns, virgins and their opposites, and oh yeah, that other team too - lookie here!" 4. Phil obviously swiped one of Tara's (the witch of TAR2) peasant blouses for his journey to India. What other articles of clothing should Phil be stealing from the racers? I think he ought to borrow those cool white head-wraps the clowns wore last night - tres chic! Explain the context of the following quotes: 5. Tian: "I've just been the boy." Tian was referring to the cab ride, when she and the driver, rather than admit they were lost, caused themselves to end up on the wrong side of the road, going against traffic, with their lights out. What is it with men and boys - why won't they just ask someone for directions?! 6. Reichen: "It was the most disgusting thing I've ever experienced." Listening to Jon repeat, for nearly the entire 800 miles of the long train ride, "Millie Molllllllllllllle!" 7. Al: "Being from the circus, there was no doubt we were doing the elephant." Although this really is self-explanatory, this is when Jon and Al decided to wow the crowd with what Al (or is it Jon?) can balance on his nose, so sure enough, Jon climbed right up there and Al "did the elephant." The crowd was not amused. 8. Kelly: "I've got a chain up my cookie." Apparently this poor girl is suffering from the delusion that her pelvic region resembles baked goods. 9. Chip and Reichen chose the detour of putting the chicken in the baskets. They had difficulty finding the chicken farm. Where did they think they were going? I think Chip was purposely reading the map wrong, just so he could watch Reichen's a$$ as he bicycled along 10. Phil told Dave or Jeff (who's who?) that he needed a shower. What else does Phil think he needs? a name tag! and the viewing audience agrees. Mmmm Topaz   Top

dajaki 1454 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson" 07-11-03, 05:33 PM (EST) 2. "RE: HawkEye 10 - Week 7" 1. What about Tian and Jaree's cab ride to the train station in India was frightening? Along the road's shoulder they squeeze. The cabbie hears the models' nervous pleas As he drives against traffic. The descriptions get graphic When Tian tells him where to shove his keys. 2. Why was Kelly so determined to get to the train station at 6:00 am when Jon wanted to wait until 7:00? Kelly believes in being early While Jon, sans coffee, is surly. It was best to be about Before all the perverts came out And groped the Texas girly. 3. Teams had to look for a billboard for their next clue. What should the billboard have read? Honk if you love Bruckheimer! 4. Phil obviously swiped one of Tara's (the witch of TAR2) peasant blouses for his journey to India. What other articles of clothing should Phil be stealing from the racers? Phil's wardrobe leaves the impression That he suffers from fashion depression. He really shouldn't steal. It would be better, I feel, If he just let Reichen and Chip dress him. Explain the context of the following quotes: 5. Tian: "I've just been the boy." Tian had a romantic encounter with an Indian woman. 6. Reichen: "It was the most disgusting thing I've ever experienced." Sharing a train seat with Kelly and Jon 7. Al: "Being from the circus, there was no doubt we were doing the elephant." I'm not even going to touch this one. Boy, I'm glad I never ran away to join the circus! 8. Kelly: "I've got a chain up my cookie." Inspecting Halloween goodies - Jon had a razor in his apples. 9. Chip and Reichen chose the detour of putting the chicken in the baskets. They had difficulty finding the chicken farm. Where did they think they were going? They thought they were traveling through a town that actually resembled the simple, well-plotted blue and white map. 10. Phil told Dave or Jeff (who's who?) that he needed a shower. What else does Phil think he needs? Breasts and a bikini wax   Top

kpod 125 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson" 07-11-03, 05:39 PM (EST) 3. "RE: HawkEye 10 - Week 7" 1. What about Tian and Jaree's cab ride to the train station in India was frightening? That eerie spinning-light thing on the dash. What is it?? What does it do?!? Why is it looking at me like that?!?!? Stop it! Get it out of my head!! AAAAAAAA!!! 2. Why was Kelly so determined to get to the train station at 6:00 am when Jon wanted to wait until 7:00? She wanted to catch the early bird breakfast special at Denhi's 3. Teams had to look for a billboard for their next clue. What should the billboard have read? "GET A CLUE" 4. Phil obviously swiped one of Tara's (the witch of TAR2) peasant blouses for his journey to India. What other articles of clothing should Phil be stealing from the racers? He should have stolen TAR3 Ian's hat sooner than he did. 5. Tian: "I've just been the boy." The microphone missed the last part: "'s room". 6. Reichen: "It was the most disgusting thing I've ever experienced." Debra showed off her swollen knee to everyone after the first leg. 7. Al: "Being from the circus, there was no doubt we were doing the elephant." For once they decided to let something balance them on its nose. 8. Kelly: "I've got a chain up my cookie." Recounting why she didn't win the Pillsbury bake-off. 9. Chip and Reichen chose the detour of putting the chicken in the baskets. They had difficulty finding the chicken farm. Where did they think they were going? Sequesterville. And they were almost right. 10. Phil told Dave or Jeff (who's who?) that he needed a shower. What else does Phil think he needs? A dialogue coach.   Top

tig_ger 2098 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator" 07-11-03, 05:39 PM (EST) 4. "RE: HawkEye 10 - Week 7" 1. What about Tian and Jaree's cab ride to the train station in India was frightening? Tian/Jaree...frightening...do I need to go any further in an explanation? Are these things not synonyms for each other? 2. Why was Kelly so determined to get to the train station at 6:00 am when Jon wanted to wait until 7:00? She was pretty sure that the arranged quickie would be just that--a quickie. 3. Teams had to look for a billboard for their next clue. What should the billboard have read? Go directly to Jail. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200. 4. Phil obviously swiped one of Tara's (the witch of TAR2) peasant blouses for his journey to India. What other articles of clothing should Phil be stealing from the racers? Baggy football Jerseys from Monica and Sharee's husband. (Dark colors, not form fitting...to erhm...attempt to conceal ehrm...certain unflattering features) TriGirl--I was wondering where I had seen that shirt before. Thanks for making it all clear to me. Explain the context of the following quotes: 5. Tian: "I've just been the boy." (*pounders to self*) Has the woman's movement been set back once again? Nah, it's Tian--it must mean she is actually admitting that she f'd up somehow. Girl Power! 6. Reichen: "It was the most disgusting thing I've ever experienced." Didn't he cop a feel of Phil's man boobs? 7. Al: "Being from the circus, there was no doubt we were doing the elephant." To be filed in my Euu! file right next to Shaq and Paula Abdul dating. 8. Kelly: "I've got a chain up my cookie." Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oreo Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oreo Oreo Oh 9. Chip and Reichen chose the detour of putting the chicken in the baskets. They had difficulty finding the chicken farm. Where did they think they were going? They weren't sure. Usually they are the followers. This time they are leading where no man/woman has gone before. 10. Phil told Dave or Jeff (who's who?) that he needed a shower. What else does Phil think he needs? Dave or Jeff need to say something (anything) each episode. A Kyngsladye Original Tig_ger: The Holy Mother of Inclusion   Top

TeamJoisey 3558 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge" 07-13-03, 01:08 AM (EST) 5. "RE: HawkEye 10 - Week 7" LAST EDITED ON 07-13-03 AT 01:09 AM (EST) > >1. What about Tian and >Jaree's cab ride to the >train station in India was >frightening? The driver's murder-suicide attempt failed. > >2. Why was Kelly so >determined to get to the >train station at 6:00 am >when Jon wanted to wait >until 7:00? The early bird catches the mole. > >3. Teams had to look >for a billboard for their >next clue. What should >the billboard have read? Annoying Americans!! Please stop here and give us doughnuts! > >4. Phil obviously swiped one >of Tara's (the witch of >TAR2) peasant blouses for his >journey to India. What >other articles of clothing should >Phil be stealing from the >racers? Wil's hat. > >Explain the context of the following >quotes: > >5. Tian: "I've just >been the boy." I missed that quote... Did it involve a strap-on penis? Can I just remember it that way anyway? > >6. Reichen: "It was >the most disgusting thing I've >ever experienced." See above. > >7. Al: "Being from >the circus, there was no >doubt we were doing the >elephant." When Jon and Al borrowed the strap-on. > >8. Kelly: "I've got >a chain up my cookie." She was recalling rush night at the frat house. > > >9. Chip and Reichen chose >the detour of putting the >chicken in the baskets. >They had difficulty finding the >chicken farm. Where did >they think they were going? Somewhere to choke the chicken. > > >10. Phil told Dave or >Jeff (who's who?) that he >needed a shower. What >else does Phil think he >needs? > Intelligence. These reality show contestants need a reality check!   Top

KeithFan 7422 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 07-13-03, 01:38 AM (EST) 6. "RE: HawkEye 10 - Week 7" 1. What about Tian and Jaree's cab ride to the train station in India was frightening? None of the men were too interested in them. 2. Why was Kelly so determined to get to the train station at 6:00 am when Jon wanted to wait until 7:00? Her cookie had an itch that needed scratching. 3. Teams had to look for a billboard for their next clue. What should the billboard have read? CAUTION!! DAW American Crossing! 4. Phil obviously swiped one of Tara's (the witch of TAR2) peasant blouses for his journey to India. What other articles of clothing should Phil be stealing from the racers? I wouldn't mind seeing the clowns' skull caps disappear. Explain the context of the following quotes: 5. Tian: "I've just been the boy." She's been peeing standing up. 6. Reichen: "It was the most disgusting thing I've ever experienced." A mouth full of excrement? Ya right. If it's happened once.... 7. Al: "Being from the circus, there was no doubt we were doing the elephant." They needed more photos for their new website: www.clownpornorama.com. 8. Kelly: "I've got a chain up my cookie." The voice of experience of someone who has had many a chain. 9. Chip and Reichen chose the detour of putting the chicken in the baskets. They had difficulty finding the chicken farm. Where did they think they were going? They are much more familiar with chicken RANCHes 10. Phil told Dave or Jeff (who's who?) that he needed a shower. What else does Phil think he needs? A cattle prod up the wazoo might give him a little personality. "Give me chastity and continence, but not yet." - Saint Augustine (354-430)   Top

Bebo 21083 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 07-13-03, 07:48 PM (EST) 7. "RE: HawkEye 10 - Week 7" LAST EDITED ON 07-13-03 AT 07:51 PM (EST) 1. What about Tian and Jaree's cab ride to the train station in India was frightening? That Tian & Jaree were in it. 2. Why was Kelly so determined to get to the train station at 6:00 am when Jon wanted to wait until 7:00? Because for just once in her life, she wanted her needs met first (or at all). 3. Teams had to look for a billboard for their next clue. What should the billboard have read? Yo, idiots! I got your clue right here. 4. Phil obviously swiped one of Tara's (the witch of TAR2) peasant blouses for his journey to India. What other articles of clothing should Phil be stealing from the racers? Just grab Reichen's bag and run. And I'm not referring to Chip. Explain the context of the following quotes: 5. Tian: "I've just been the boy." She was asked about how she and Kelly spent the mandatory 12-hour rest stop. 6. Reichen: "It was the most disgusting thing I've ever experienced." Kelly's fiance Jon switched places with the Chipster while Reichen was sleeping on the 26-hour train ride. 7. Al: "Being from the circus, there was no doubt we were doing the elephant." He was explaining how he and Jon passed the time on the 26-hour train ride. 8. Kelly: "I've got a chain up my cookie." She was explaining why Jon's published statement on orgasms hasn't really phased her. 9. Chip and Reichen chose the detour of putting the chicken in the baskets. They had difficulty finding the chicken farm. Where did they think they were going? The girls' locker room for the bull riding event. 10. Phil told Dave or Jeff (who's who?) that he needed a shower. What else does Phil think he needs? A brain. And if he could scare one up for his partner, all the better. As always, I post, then read. Be afraid, be very afraid if there's any similarity in our answers. Bebo, Queen of the Backwoods and your American Idol PTTE co-champ   Top

memacmur 359 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Cooking Show Host" 07-16-03, 10:44 PM (EST) 8. "RE: HawkEye 10 - Week 7" >1. What about Tian and >Jaree's cab ride to the >train station in India was >frightening? I thought is was scary that Tian and Jaree showed better direcotional sense than their driver! >2. Why was Kelly so >determined to get to the >train station at 6:00 am >when Jon wanted to wait >until 7:00? Would you want to spend any more time with Jon than you absolutley had to? >3. Teams had to look >for a billboard for their >next clue. What should >the billboard have read? Honk if you love Phil's man-boobs! >4. Phil obviously swiped one >of Tara's (the witch of >TAR2) peasant blouses for his >journey to India. What >other articles of clothing should >Phil be stealing from the >racers? Jon or Al's red clown nose. >Explain the context of the following >quotes: > >5. Tian: "I've just >been the boy." Jaree is happy... >6. Reichen: "It was >the most disgusting thing I've >ever experienced." They expected me to think for myself! >7. Al: "Being from >the circus, there was no >doubt we were doing the >elephant." Let's just say there is a good reason clown's where fake noses... >8. Kelly: "I've got >a chain up my cookie." This is better than sex with my fiance! >9. Chip and Reichen chose >the detour of putting the >chicken in the baskets. >They had difficulty finding the >chicken farm. Where did >they think they were going? To the perfume shop. Oh wait, wrong season of TAR... >10. Phil told Dave or >Jeff (who's who?) that he >needed a shower. What >else does Phil think he >needs? A personality worthy of TV time   Top

Waruv 69 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Hollywood Squares Square" 07-17-03, 09:32 PM (EST) 9. "RE: HawkEye 10 - Week 7" 1. What about Tian and Jaree's cab ride to the train station in India was frightening? Answer: You mean other than the fact that the silicon started to react to the cabbie's massive stench? Absolutely nothing. 2. Why was Kelly so determined to get to the train station at 6:00 am when Jon wanted to wait until 7:00? Answer: Kelly didn't want to give the genius another hour to think about how he could make her life anymore miserable on a train. 3. Teams had to look for a billboard for their next clue. What should the billboard have read? Answer: Sports Field: 7 KM Bull Pit: 8 KM Your Gene Pool: 7 KM Sewer System: 10 KM Where your self-decency is: 10 KM 4. Phil obviously swiped one of Tara's (the witch of TAR2) peasant blouses for his journey to India. What other articles of clothing should Phil be stealing from the racers? Answer: Although not specifically clothing, either the Space Blankets (For TAR7: Mars) or anything that Cha Cha Cha wore works for the fashion police. Explain the context of the following quotes: 5. Tian: "I've just been the boy." Context: Her masculine index rating in direct comparison to Jon. 6. Reichen: "It was the most disgusting thing I've ever experienced." Context: Sharing a room with Debra/Steve (1st episode), or if you want this episode, sharing a country with David/Jeff (Either or) after the pit. 7. Al: "Being from the circus, there was no doubt we were doing the elephant." Context: In direct revenge for Numero Ocho's real context. 8. Kelly: "I've got a chain up my cookie." Caption: She also has it up her brownie, ice cream, and cake Context: Bull Desserts at the Pit Stop. 9. Chip and Reichen chose the detour of putting the chicken in the baskets. They had difficulty finding the chicken farm. Where did they think they were going? Answer: They thought they were going into David's closet, in his secret feelings for Jeff (Or Chuck's Guts, if they exist.) 10. Phil told Dave or Jeff (who's who?) that he needed a shower. What else does Phil think he needs? Answer: A driver's license, a Credit Card, or some other form of identification to prove that they actually are on the Amazing Race --- "We tried to dance for years to come, but two can't lead and waltz as one"~ Mayfield Four   Top

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