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Survivorerist 4103 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest" 07-20-03, 03:32 AM (EST) "The Top Ten Captions For The Picture (CBS' Episode 8 Photo Finish)" LAST EDITED ON 07-20-03 AT 03:33 AM (EST) Dave: Oh yeah, it's list time. Tonight's topic, The Top Ten Captions For This Picture. Paul: What picture? Dave: Oh, it's one of those Amazing Race Pictures where you send in captions. You know that kid who used to send in those lists to us? Paul: Oh yeah, him. Dave: Well, he looked at this week's picture and was suddenly inspired by a whole mess of captions. Paul: So why didn't he submit them? Dave: I guess he thought that we would appreciate them more. Paul: He's got a point. Those ungrateful CBS cretins... Dave: Uhhhh Paul, <whispers> they pay us... Paul: Oh, we love CBS! Dave: Don't we? Anyways, here is the picture, and, from the home offices in Waterloo, Ontario, the Top Ten Captions for This Picture... Picture taken from CBS' TAR 4 site Number 10. Okay Pastor Goldman, but let me ask you this. Let's say I only thought about what it looks like. Is that still a sin? Number 9. Geeze Millie, I'm sure they were only joking. It's not even that noticeable. Really. And even so, you don't need to get it removed right now... Number 8. Christian Singles, you found me a match? Really? What's his name? Uh huh...Charles...dammit! Number 7. So I can get the appointment for breast reduction surgery? Awesome...of course I can give the name again...it's Keoghan, K-E-O... Number 6. Ohmigosh Chuck, this is like the funnest thing I've ever done...uhhh hi! Do you know if your refrigerator's running? Number 5. Oh Erist, of course I'm free this Saturday. Seven? That'd be great! Dave: That kid...he always seems to sneak one of those in there. Paul: Do you think Les will really think I called him a cretin? Dave: Whatever Paul. Next... Number 4. And finally, I hope you burn in hell! Oh, this is Kelly's Mom. Could you put your daughter on the phone? Number 3. From virgin to virgin, I really do need a cool catchphrase...ooh, that's a good one, give it to me again...oh my what?... Number 2. Millie, we don't need to book the flight to Malaysia right away...can't we just give it like 12 years and see how we feel about it then? And the number 1 caption for this picture... Number 1. For the last time, yes I did dial 10-10-220 for this call... Hope you enjoyed this list! P.S. I didn't mean to offend anyone with this post. If it violates any board guidelines, I apologize and I hope a blue man (or woman) deletes it right away. Thanks (Another IceCat original )   Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    RE: The Top Ten Captions For The Pi... Schnookie Palookie 07-21-03 1  RE: The Top Ten Captions For The Pi... tig_ger 07-21-03 2  RE: The Top Ten Captions For The Pi... qwertypie 07-21-03 3  RE: The Top Ten Captions For The Pi... L82LIFE 07-22-03 4  RE: The Top Ten Captions For The Pi... mtopaz 07-22-03 5  RE: The Top Ten Captions For The Pi... Steen 07-22-03 6  RE: The Top Ten Captions For The Pi... I_AM_HE 07-22-03 7  RE: The Top Ten Captions For The Pi... ShowMeTheWinner 07-24-03 8

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Schnookie Palookie 16822 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 07-21-03, 12:42 PM (EST) 1. "RE: The Top Ten Captions For The Picture (CBS' Episode 8 Photo Finish)" Very funny Sir. I always love reading your top 10 lists. #10 was the funniest LMAO!!   Top

tig_ger 2098 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator" 07-21-03, 01:14 PM (EST) 2. "RE: The Top Ten Captions For The Picture (CBS' Episode 8 Photo Finish)" Absolutely hysterical. My faves were #5 and #2! A Kyngsladye Original I *Heart* Paul. Just sayin'.   Top

qwertypie 9776 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 07-21-03, 06:17 PM (EST) 3. "RE: The Top Ten Captions For The Picture (CBS' Episode 8 Photo Finish)" Most Excellent. I loved them all, especially #7 (poor Phil and his man-boobies). Remember, it isn't offensive if it's funny so you don't have to worry. Keep up the great work!   Top

L82LIFE 5333 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 07-22-03, 02:52 PM (EST) 4. "RE: The Top Ten Captions For The Picture (CBS' Episode 8 Photo Finish)" I love it, Sir! Very funny TTL, as usual. My favorite was #3. 3. From virgin to virgin, I really do need a cool catchphrase...ooh, that's a good one, give it to me again...oh my what?... OMH!!! ROFL.   Top

mtopaz 2167 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator" 07-22-03, 06:36 PM (EST) 5. "RE: The Top Ten Captions For The Picture (CBS' Episode 8 Photo Finish)" LMAO! #10 and #7 were my favorites - thank you for doing this top ten list ;) MJ   Top

Steen 1544 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Peanut Festival Grand Marshall" 07-22-03, 06:42 PM (EST) 6. "RE: The Top Ten Captions For The Picture (CBS' Episode 8 Photo Finish)" That was Great! Its hard to chose a favorite but Im going to have to go with #3 and #4   Top

I_AM_HE 6123 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 07-22-03, 07:11 PM (EST) 7. "RE: The Top Ten Captions For The Picture (CBS' Episode 8 Photo Finish)" rofl sir!! i love 5, 6 and 7   Top

ShowMeTheWinner 962 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent" 07-24-03, 05:22 AM (EST) 8. "RE: The Top Ten Captions For The Picture (CBS' Episode 8 Photo Finish)" Bwahahaha! Real funny, Erist! You should submit these to CBS! My faves are #10 and #7! Kathy O'Brien... The Sole Survivor! (I'd rather be delusional) Hail the purple rock! Hallelujah..... Oh glory!   Top

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