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"AI8, Audition Ep5 1/271 ECST"
Snidget 44369 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-27-09, 06:05 PM (EST)
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"AI8, Audition Ep5 1/271 ECST" |
Please keep all info about tonight's auditions that appear to be from the sunshine state on this thread sans sigpics until the West Coast finishes saying their novena that Florida goes under water before the earthquake drops them into the ocean.
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-27-09, 07:31 PM (EST)
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1. "Survival mantra." |
Muppets on Scrubs at nine -- Muppets on Scrubs at nine...
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Snidget 44369 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-27-09, 08:05 PM (EST)
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4. "Joshua Ulloa" |
Justin Season One Look Alike.Murdering Marvin Gaye's Let's Get It On. Simon says it was good in parts but mostly gimmicky and corny. Randy liked the crazy. Apparently they need some crazy for Hollywood as he is through.
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Snidget 44369 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-27-09, 08:07 PM (EST)
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5. "Sasha the Shi Tzu" |
Simon gets to hold the dog.Superstar is what she is singing well sort of Sharon Wilbur is her name. We could have stopped with the dog. How is that dog not howling? Simon and Randy say yes. The girls start fake making out???? Apparently everyone in Florida gets to go to Hollywood
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kingfish 20752 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-28-09, 09:51 AM (EST)
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35. "RE: That sound you just heard?" |
LAST EDITED ON 01-28-09 AT 09:51 AM (EST)If you're going to play fake a lesbian kiss, what's with the hand over the other's mouth? Is it a fake fake lesbian kiss (double negative fake)? Or is it Paula's germ phobia, re. the invisible Coke cooties from last week? Or is it Paula's over reaction to her fear that anyone might mistake her fake lesbian kiss for a real lesbian kiss and that gay rumors might follow her for the rest of her life? On her tombstone (when that day comes) should be the words "Paula Kissed a Girl, but she had a hand over the other girl's mouth, so she's not gay".
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grit 4868 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Stuff Magazine Centerfold"
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01-28-09, 10:03 AM (EST)
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36. "RE: That sound you just heard?" |
Admit it. You're just disappointed because you wanted to see some girl-on-girl action, which would have been way more entertaining than the rest of the show.
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Snidget 44369 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-27-09, 08:12 PM (EST)
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8. "Why is Ryan driving a golf cart" |
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Snidget 44369 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-27-09, 08:16 PM (EST)
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10. "Kaneswa Finnie" |
Caught up in the rapture of love is what she is going to sing.ZOMG she is 16!!! Hoooooooowwwwwwllllllllllll. I'm sure she is going through, everyone else is. Simon says it got worse as it went along. She expected a bad review from Simon and does not agree. Simon wants Mom brought in for telling her she is good.
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Snidget 44369 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-27-09, 08:19 PM (EST)
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11. "Julissa the Candidata" |
with a sash and a crown.Doing some Whitney. Simon says it was better than I thought it would be but you didn't make the song sound nice. Beavis laugh kinda bothers the judges. Paula feels ignored so she walks off. She and Julissa have a moment off stage. She gets four yesses? What is in the water in Jacksonville?
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Snidget 44369 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-27-09, 08:27 PM (EST)
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15. "Darin Darnell" |
Tries to friend everyone.One of his friends gets cut, they aren't sending everyone through? He is soooooo sad. Singing Boyz II Men. All crying about his friend. I don't think he'd sing well if he was feeling happy. Kara tells him if he can't cut this, he the music business isn't for you.
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Snidget 44369 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-27-09, 08:30 PM (EST)
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16. "Naomi AKA Mariah and her friend that wants to meet them" |
Slo mo friend hug with Randy.Way too much "water" in those cups. Friend on Randy's lap. Paula on Simon's lap Ryan on Kara's lap. I need some of that "water". *cringe* Now that she has sung I really need some of that "water", stat!
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-27-09, 08:33 PM (EST)
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18. "Okay, that's it." |
I'm cutting them off. No more water for anybody! From now, you'll drink straight Scotch and like it!
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Snidget 44369 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-27-09, 08:37 PM (EST)
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19. "Jasmine Murray" |
ZOMG she is 16 and the baby of the family.Singing Fergie. She does some odd things with some of the notes. Simon says cute and commercial with a good voice. She is all yes and through to Hollyweird.
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whimsey 4411 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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01-27-09, 08:39 PM (EST)
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20. "RE: Jasmine Murray" |
She tried that "nasal" thing Fergie does. Good voice though.
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-27-09, 08:52 PM (EST)
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26. "RE: Ann Marie " |
I would have considered letting her through just based on those quick snippets of Kara's compositions. How much water have these people had?
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Snidget 44369 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-27-09, 08:49 PM (EST)
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25. "TK Hash" |
Tried out beforeLennon, Imagine. Did Lennon write more than 5% of the notes he is singing? Paula says he sounds better than last year. Randy says too over the top and too many runs. He gets no from Simon but the rest yes so he goes to Hollywood.
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Snidget 44369 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-27-09, 08:56 PM (EST)
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28. "Michael Perrelli" |
He cannot exist without his guitar.He panics over not having the guitar in the room with him. He has not had nearly enough water. Simon likes him but not the voice. Kara thinks he'd do better with the guitar. Simon does not like the excuses.
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zazzy 4390 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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01-27-09, 09:00 PM (EST)
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31. "RE: Michael Perrelli" |
I liked him...maybe he seemed unstable to them?
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Glow 14353 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-28-09, 10:25 AM (EST)
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38. "RE: Michael Perrelli" |
I liked him too. meh. They don't tend to like those artsy independenty kind of musicians. Not commercial enough. I'm not surprised they didn't put him through and I don't blame them (not like the not putting Josiah through travesty of last year). I feel bad for him but this "competition" wouldn't do him any favors anyway.
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zazzy 4390 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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01-28-09, 11:03 AM (EST)
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41. "RE: Michael Perrelli" |
He's immature. And yes, that was jerky of him to do that to his mom and I'm glad Ryan called him on it. Still liked his voice, though. Thought he had potential. His voice was different--like the way the voice of Five For Fighting's lead is different (Superman-it's not easy...). Not saying he sounded like Five For Fighting, just that guys like that have a different sound than, say, an Osmond plant.
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Snidget 44369 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-27-09, 08:58 PM (EST)
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29. "Anne Marie Take Two" |
Singing Bubbly.I like the voice. Randy likes it too. And she gets to Hollywood.
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Snidget 44369 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-27-09, 08:59 PM (EST)
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30. "16 Total Tickets handed out." |
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mindy23 1319 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson"
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01-28-09, 09:20 AM (EST)
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34. "RE: I try" |
LAST EDITED ON 01-28-09 AT 09:21 AM (EST)>Really I do. Every year >I try and watch before >the final 24. It's >just too boring. You know, I have been watching, mostly because there is little else on, but OH, SISTER, DO I AGREE WITH YA!!!! ETA to add, or OH BROTHER-whichever....
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Glow 14353 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-28-09, 10:28 AM (EST)
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39. "RE: I try" |
We record it when we can. I love the DVR so much. We watch. When we get annoyed, we fast forward. We can watch this dreck in about 10 or 15 minutes.
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zazzy 4390 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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01-28-09, 03:33 PM (EST)
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45. "RE: I try" |
Same here. I mostly fast forward to see who gets the gold tickets and then go back and listen to them.
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mrc 10113 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-28-09, 10:54 AM (EST)
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40. "Where the heck?" |
Where were they holding these auditions? It looked like a modestly-sized ranch house with a huge tent outside. I swear I saw a family sitting down for supper at a dining room table.
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Glow 14353 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-28-09, 11:35 AM (EST)
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44. "RE: Where the heck?" |
heh. My husband asked me if they were at somebody's house.
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zazzy 4390 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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01-28-09, 11:06 AM (EST)
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43. "RE: AI8, Audition Ep5 1/271 ECST" |
I was underwhelmed with the auditions that got golden tickets to Hollywood last night. Anyone else? I'll be surprised if the winner is from Jacksonville. When they have to have filler with Ryan getting "lost" on the golf cart, you can tell the city is a bust in terms of talent. They couldn't even muster up a lot of sob story back stories. Guess they did not want to hard sell anyone.
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