LAST EDITED ON 08-13-04 AT 03:50 AM (EST)
Ah, Jeffery, my boy, those are great. Now, here's some more of mine.
"Love. It's why we're all here. But tonight..."
...one of you will have to be thrown out of love's Ritz-Carlton Penthouse and taking up room and board in rejection's dormatory hostel.
...one of you will be losing the boarding pass to "The Love Boat" and sail off into the sunrise on rejection's dinghy.
...one of you will have their love license suddenly expire, and be sent into the waiting line of rejection's DMV.