Here's a few I just made up.Love – It’s why we’re all here. But tonight, one of you will trade in love's 100 year old conyak for rejection's home made moonshine.
Love – It’s why we’re all here. But tonight, one of you will trade in love's brand new Porche for rejections 76 Pinto.
Love – It’s why we’re all here. But tonight, one of you will trade in love's live symphony orchestra for rejections eight track tape.
My favorite line from the show was:
Love – It’s why we’re all here. But tonight, one of you will trade in love's gentle harp for rejections out of tune banjo.