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"Love - It's why we're all here. Bu..."
LAST EDITED ON 08-12-04 AT 08:51 AM (EST)

One of my favorite things this season was the "Love" speech at the beginning of each eviction ceremony. I went back through TiVo and compiled this list for you all. Hope you enjoy it as much as I do.

Jeff

P.S. Please pardon the typos
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EPISODE ONE

Can anyone smell that? Its the infectious scent of love. However, that bouquet is about to change from the sweet aroma of affection to the foul stench of a breakup.

Love Its why were all here. But tonight, one of you will be pulled off of its sweet teat of acceptance, only to sample the bitter after-taste of rejection.

EPISODE TWO

Love Its why were all here. But tonight, one of you will have to let go of loves warm bosom and cleave to rejections cold shoulder.

EPISODE THREE

Love Its why were all here. But tonight, one of you will be thrown from loves luxury limo into rejections beat up old hoopty.

EPISODE FOUR

Love Its why were all here. But tonight, one of you is about to leave loves luxury hi-rise and be cast off into rejections government assisted ghetto.

EPISODE FIVE

Love Its why were all here. But tonight, one of you will be cut off from loves rich caviar and force fed rejections week old cod.

EPISODE SIX

Love Its why were all here. But tonight, one of you will be stripped of loves Versace evening gown and instead draped in rejections ill fitting mu-mu.

EPISODE SEVEN

Love Its why were all here. But tonight, one of you will be giving up your seat in loves luxurious first class section and, instead, be cast out into rejections middle seat in coach.

EPISODE EIGHT

Love Its why were all here. But tonight, two of you will have to say goodbye to loves gentle harp and hello to rejections out of tune banjo.

Love Its why were all here. But tonight, one of you will be leaving loves brand named goodness and heading off outside to join Cammy in rejections generic wasteland.

EPISODE NINE

Love Its why were all here. But tonight, some of you may be forced out of line at loves all you can eat smorgasbord, only to feast on rejections cold, canned Beanie-Weenies.

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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 Love - It's why we're all here. Bu...   JHaas     08-12-04       
   RE: Love - It's why we're all here....   NOZENUGGETS     08-12-04     1  
     RE: Love - It's why we're all here....   mmm_link     08-12-04     2  
     RE: Love - It's why we're all here....   Noble Crusader     08-13-04     21  
         RE: Love - It's why we're all here....   NOZENUGGETS     08-13-04     22  
   RE: Love - It's why we're all here....   JHaas     08-12-04     3  
     RE: Love - It's why we're all here....   NOZENUGGETS     08-12-04     7  
   RE: Love - It's why we're all here....   Deonna     08-12-04     4  
     RE: Love - It's why we're all here....   NOZENUGGETS     08-13-04     16  
   RE: Love - It's why we're all here....   Drive My Car     08-12-04     5  
   RE: Love - It's why we're all here....   JHaas     08-12-04     6  
     RE: Love - It's why we're all here....   NOZENUGGETS     08-12-04     8  
   RE: Love - It's why we're all here....   Esbea     08-12-04     9  
     RE: Love - It's why we're all here....   Drive My Car     08-12-04     10  
         Absolutely...   Esbea     08-12-04     11  
             RE: Absolutely...   Drive My Car     08-12-04     13  
     RE: Love - It's why we're all here....   stahr1     08-12-04     12  
         RE: Love - It's why we're all here....   Drive My Car     08-12-04     14  
         RE: Love - It's why we're all here....   NOZENUGGETS     08-13-04     17  
             RE: Love - It's why we're all here....   stahr1     08-13-04     23  
     RE: Love - It's why we're all here....   NOZENUGGETS     08-13-04     15  
     RE: Love - It's why we're all here....   NOZENUGGETS     08-13-04     18  
   What's a teat?   Sweater_Puffs     08-13-04     19  
     RE: What's a teat?   NOZENUGGETS     08-13-04     20  
         But wait, there's more...   Sweater_Puffs     08-14-04     27  
             RE: But wait, there's more...   NOZENUGGETS     08-16-04     28  
   RE: Love - It's why we're all here....   AugustGirl     08-13-04     24  
   RE: Love - It's why we're all here....   lizardo99     08-14-04     25  
     RE: Love - It's why we're all here....   NOZENUGGETS     08-14-04     26  
   RE: Love - It's why we're all here....   true     08-16-04     29  
   RE: Love - It's why we're all here....   JHaas     08-17-04     30  

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