LAST EDITED ON 08-12-04 AT 08:51 AM (EST)One of my favorite things this season was the "Love" speech at the beginning of each eviction ceremony. I went back through TiVo and compiled this list for you all. Hope you enjoy it as much as I do.
Jeff
P.S. Please pardon the typos
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EPISODE ONE
Can anyone smell that? It’s the infectious scent of love. However, that bouquet is about to change from the sweet aroma of affection to the foul stench of a breakup.
Love – It’s why we’re all here. But tonight, one of you will be pulled off of its sweet teat of acceptance, only to sample the bitter after-taste of rejection.
EPISODE TWO
Love – It’s why we’re all here. But tonight, one of you will have to let go of loves warm bosom and cleave to rejections cold shoulder.
EPISODE THREE
Love – It’s why we’re all here. But tonight, one of you will be thrown from loves luxury limo into rejections beat up old hoopty.
EPISODE FOUR
Love – It’s why we’re all here. But tonight, one of you is about to leave loves luxury hi-rise and be cast off into rejections government assisted ghetto.
EPISODE FIVE
Love – It’s why we’re all here. But tonight, one of you will be cut off from loves rich caviar and force fed rejections week old cod.
EPISODE SIX
Love – It’s why we’re all here. But tonight, one of you will be stripped of loves Versace evening gown and instead draped in rejections ill fitting mu-mu.
EPISODE SEVEN
Love – It’s why we’re all here. But tonight, one of you will be giving up your seat in loves luxurious first class section and, instead, be cast out into rejections middle seat in coach.
EPISODE EIGHT
Love – It’s why we’re all here. But tonight, two of you will have to say goodbye to loves gentle harp and hello to rejections out of tune banjo.
Love – It’s why we’re all here. But tonight, one of you will be leaving loves brand named goodness and heading off outside to join Cammy in rejections generic wasteland.
EPISODE NINE
Love – It’s why we’re all here. But tonight, some of you may be forced out of line at loves all you can eat smorgasbord, only to feast on rejections cold, canned Beanie-Weenies.