Fiona - If you're talking a weekend get away on some fabulous island drinking rum ... well duh, I'll take Fiona.Art - If you're talking a weekend of hanging out in the local pub ... I'll take Art because my big mouth always seems to get me into trouble. Art would be a nice ally to have sitting next to me if some redneck wants a piece of me.
Avocado - If you're talking a weekend get away at a nudist colony, then I'll take Avo. Something just tells me I might feel umm more manly standing next to him nakkie as a jaybird.
Don - If you're talking a weekend on the bad side of the tracks ... then I'll take Don. I would be more than willing to push Don into a mugger as I run in the other direction.
Ta'Shai - If you're talking a weekend of spiritual enlightenment ... then I'll take Ta'Shai.
If I have to choose just one Alt and the type of weekend, then I'll take the Fiona weekend. Roasting on a beach and putting suntan lotion all over one another sound pretty good to me. Would a muzzle be included in this weekend?