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02-03-05, 10:19 AM (EST)
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"A cow suit?!?!"
Ok, seriously. A cow suit?!?!?

That chick had a decent voice, but why in the WORLD would you show up in a cow suit and even ACT like you wanted to be taken seriously?

The opera-singing girl in all the rainbow colors 2/1 and the girl in the fishnet stripper outfit 2/2 were a bit out there, but were talented enough to get past the clothes. But if you come in dressed like a cow, and grab your udders in a dramatic moment in the song, you're gonna get stared at and laughed at, not sent to Hollywood.


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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 RE: A cow suit?!?! Flairmarq 02-03-05 1
   RE: A cow suit?!?! nailbone 02-03-05 2
 RE: A cow suit?!?! samboohoo 02-03-05 3
   RE: A cow suit?!?! Flairmarq 02-03-05 4
       RE: A cow suit?!?! Spidey 02-05-05 13
 RE: A cow suit?!?! Roo 02-03-05 5
 RE: A cow suit?!?! Angelfood 02-03-05 6
   RE: A cow suit?!?! ginger 02-03-05 7
       RE: A cow suit?!?! greenmonstah 02-05-05 11
 RE: A cow suit?!?! Schnookie Palookie 02-03-05 8
   RE: A cow suit?!?! greenmonstah 02-05-05 12
 RE: A cow suit?!?! callalilly3000 02-03-05 9
 RE: A cow suit?!?! seahorse 02-05-05 10
   RE: A cow suit?!?! syren 02-05-05 14
       RE: A cow suit?!?! seahorse 02-07-05 16
           RE: A cow suit?!?! syren 02-07-05 17
               RE: A cow suit?!?! seahorse 02-07-05 18
 RE: A cow suit?!?! TeamJoisey 02-07-05 15

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Flairmarq 303 desperate attention whore postings
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02-03-05, 10:31 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: A cow suit?!?!"
You know how hard it is to get to that part of the audtion? I mean after the first 5,000 singers, good luck if you are good singer. They already picked 95% of the good singers what is going on to the next round. But, if you have a gimmick--hey, they will let you go on in a heartbeat. I don't blame her. Anything to get in front of Paula, Simon, and Randy.
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02-03-05, 10:51 AM (EST)
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2. "RE: A cow suit?!?!"
So use the gimmick to get passed the producer auditions maybe, then change. But there have been plenty of normally dressed people get to go in front of the judges.


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02-03-05, 10:58 AM (EST)
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3. "RE: A cow suit?!?!"
I missed that one. I had to change the channel after Matthew for fear that my laughing would wake Toddler Boo.



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4. "RE: A cow suit?!?!"
But I have no clue if the producers would allow you to change your outfit if you made it that far. A lot of us at the St. Louis audtions were dressed nice, but like I said, after the first 5,000 singers, you needed something to get to the next round, be it a gimmick or your really really really talented. To tell you the truth, I saw very few gimmicks at the St. Louis auditions. I am surprised Spiderman didn't make it to tv.
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02-05-05, 07:55 PM (EST)
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13. "RE: A cow suit?!?!"
you needed something to get to the next round, be it a gimmick or your really really really talented.

Isn't that kinda the whole point?

To tell you the truth, I saw very few gimmicks at the St. Louis auditions. I am surprised Spiderman didn't make it to tv.

That was not me.


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02-03-05, 12:12 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: A cow suit?!?!"
There are better ways to get attention. Dye your hair a bright color. Wear interesting makeup. Pick a theme.......just not a bovine one.



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02-03-05, 12:19 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: A cow suit?!?!"
I ROFL when Randy said that she belonged in
Best in Show.

But, i would think that if it WAS just a gimmick, that she would take it off during the song like others have, not grab your udder - what was that? LOL.

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7. "RE: A cow suit?!?!"
Udderly ridiculous. But pretty nice voice.




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02-05-05, 06:56 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: A cow suit?!?!"
She really milked her 15 minutes of fame.


Are we *sure* it was a suit?

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02-03-05, 08:32 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: A cow suit?!?!"
The funniest part was that she seemed offended by their jokes. She blew it when she grabbed the udders. LOL.


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12. "RE: A cow suit?!?!"
LAST EDITED ON 02-05-05 AT 06:59 PM (EST)

"She blew it when she grabbed the udders."

All the kewl cow rock stars are doing that these days.



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02-03-05, 08:37 PM (EST)
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9. "RE: A cow suit?!?!"

She should have left the suit at home. Udderwise, she would have made it.



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02-05-05, 03:08 AM (EST)
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10. "RE: A cow suit?!?!"
I think the cowsuit got her on tv. She's a DAW and got what she wanted, to be before a national audience. She was nowhere near good enough to be a finalist.


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02-05-05, 11:10 PM (EST)
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14. "RE: A cow suit?!?!"
I agree, she got what she wanted. However, I have not laughed that hard in a long time. When she grabbed her udder, I lost all self control.


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16. "RE: A cow suit?!?!"
Believe it or not I have that same suit and wore it on Halloween a few years back.


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17. "RE: A cow suit?!?!"
Cow Suits are acceptable on Halloween. To wear one to audition for AI, not such a good idea. It was a good gimmick, I will give her that, but I could not get past the image of a singing cow.


In my mind I am seeing a teet grabbing seahorse in a cow suit.

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02-07-05, 11:16 PM (EST)
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18. "RE: A cow suit?!?!"
In my mind I am seeing a teet grabbing seahorse in a cow suit.

Now that's funny.


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15. "RE: A cow suit?!?!"
Just another wardrobe malfunction that resulted in exposed teet...
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