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Bebo 21083 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 07-06-03, 12:20 PM (EST) "TSI, Episode 6: Of Boobs and Duds" TSI Episode 6: Of Boobs and Duds What is this preoccupation with dirty and smelly? It seems like the producers have decided to up the discomfort level this season by putting in gross challenges a la "Fear Factor". What's next, eat the horse entrails as a roadblock? But I digress. It's time for me to dispense this week's awards to The Amazing Rejects as they go through India. 1. Jon & Al - They flirt with elimination, and they are allowing the other teams to get closer in the TSI rankings. They earned their biggest chunk o' Ryans yet, for not paying enough attention during the fish challenge and having to go back and get more. Was this challenge too hard, since it didn't involve balancing things on your nose? Quit trying to entertain the crowds and learn to follow directions, before you're following the Supremes to the loser location. But was I the only one who laughed when one of the clowns talked about "lots of dogs barking" and we were shown a picture of one of the models? I didn't think so. This week: 10 Ryans OVerall: 12 Ryans, 4 Dicques 2. Millie & Chuck - The main reason I hope these two stick around is because I enjoy playing Canada Girl's innuedo game. Let's see what gems they gave us this week: - Chuck: "Millie & I both get overly frantic in a tough situation." - Chuck: "Go fast, go hard." - Millie: "You're going to have to get in here and help me." - Chuck: "Millie, please get quiet." - Chuck: "She's gotta give, and I gotta give." Since Jon is the only other person even remotely quotable on a regular basis (even though a lot of teams had decent ones this week), I want these two to stick around. I know, Millie is ready to go back to India as a mercenary, to bathe the children and give them shots. If they keep piling up Ryans like they did this week, she won't have the money to go back there. They wash the wrong laundry - what an insult to the locals, washing the stuff they had already cleaned. And then Chuck proves for the 8,385,243rd time that he can't commit, when he stands out of the washing water examining the clothes, as if he could see the clue without washing them. Chuck, I don't care if you think washing is women's work, get off your lazy ass and follow through on something for once. And speaking of following through, Chuck couldn't be bothered to get the right fish the first try. This week: 25 Ryans OVerall: 44 Ryans, 2 Dicques Note: Some of you will notice that I didn't dock any points for Chuck's lack of commitment with getting on the train. I am giving him a break because I know that I would have been freaking out like Kelly to be in that smelly and cramped of a place. But Chuck did find a workable solution - hang on the edge like some of the other riders. As I've said before, if you disagree with my scoring, you should have thought of this idea first and started your own column. So there. 3. Reichen & Chip - The guys make the most significant jump up in the rankings, since they are the only team to be awarded a Dicque this week. Not once, but twice, these guys chose to take the road less traveled, determining their own route instead of picking one just because others were headed that way. Yes, it's a risk, but it's a risk that can pay off. After all, if you're following other teams, you're guaranteed not to win, since you'd be following someone to the finish line. At some point, you've got to be willing to lead. I enjoyed Chip's sense of humor when he said, "Honey, we're going to wash some clothes." This week: 1 Dicque OVerall: 47 Ryans, 2 Dicques 4. Tian & Jaree - Tian, you're running a race, and you actually suggest dumping all of your clothes so that you can pack tapestries? And you were the ones giving Taree grief about overpacking? Trust me, all of the viewers of TAR would like for you to keep the clothes. Really. Tian only made one obnoxious comment about Jaree this week, comparing her to a "dog with three legs". Lovely. Tian becomes the third person penalized for not getting the fish right on the first try. I'll bet, though, that she was the only one who smelled better once the fish juice had run all over her. This week: 15 Ryans OVerall: 49 Ryans, 1 Dicque 5. Dave & Jeff - In a week of shocks, even these guys managed to be quotable twice this week. First, one of them said, "We have to work on being smart". At this point, the viewing audience collectively said, "Duh." Later, one of them said, "We're going straight to the desert to be sacrificed." We should be so lucky. Which one made the comments? Do you really care? And was anyone else surprised when they started going through Ballywood but confessed that they had no idea where they were going? The shock would be if these team actually had a clue of where they were going. They finished first this leg, and I think that's one of the signs of the apocalypse. This week: 2 Ryans OVerall: 61 Ryans 6. Kelly & Jon - Jon has been a source of questionable quotes over the past couple of weeks, but this week he managed to be quite likeable. He was appropriately complimentary about Kelly after she endured the train ride. Then, when he got to the finish line, reeking of fish, he looked at Phil and said, "Gimme a big hug." It was up to Kelly to give us the rancid quote of the week for this team, during the laundry challenge: "He just threw it in my mouth...I'm going to get diarrhea." They get penalized for not being pushy enough to get on the first train, and for not getting the fish right one the first try. And I have one question for Kelly...Given how many times she said, "That was my nightmare" when describing something, I'm wondering how long that freakin' nightmare lasted! This week: 13 Ryans OVerall: 86 Ryans 7. Monica & Sheree - They weren't so Supreme this week. They weren't even quotable, since the most memorable thing they said (repeatedly) was "It's not over 'til it's over." Wrong sport, chicks. They were right there with all of the other teams, and then BOOM! The other teams were gone, leaving these two alone to try and navigate to the train station. Can they do something on their own? Puh-leeze. And was it any surprise that these ladies couldn't wash the clothes well enough to find the clue on the first try? Since they didn't have a Diana Ross to follow, these Supremes went down fast. And for the folks who wondered about my huge penalty for taking the FF in the first leg, well, just think how they could have saved themselves this leg with a FF. When the other teams vanished, they would have had an option. This week: 40 Ryans OVerall: 119 Ryans, 2 Dicques Next week, on The Amazing Race: Boobs in mud. Mr. Bebo has already asked me to set the VCR. Bebo, Mistress of EVIL and your American Idol PTTE co-champ   Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    RE: TSI, Episode 6: Of Boobs and Du... kpod 07-06-03 1    RE: TSI, Episode 6: Of Boobs and Du... Survivorerist 07-06-03 6        RE: TSI, Episode 6: Of Boobs and Du... Bebo 07-07-03 9  RE: TSI, Episode 6: Of Boobs and Du... magic_star 07-06-03 2  RE: TSI, Episode 6: Of Boobs and Du... AMAI 07-06-03 3    RE: TSI, Episode 6: Of Boobs and Du... ShowMeTheWinner 07-07-03 11    RE: TSI, Episode 6: Of Boobs and Du... Edgeless Grass 07-08-03 13  RE: TSI, Episode 6: Of Boobs and Du... cyclehausen 07-06-03 4  RE: TSI, Episode 6: Of Boobs and Du... minitroll 07-06-03 5  RE: TSI, Episode 6: Of Boobs and Du... Edgeless Grass 07-06-03 7    RE: TSI, Episode 6: Of Boobs and Du... managerr 07-07-03 8  RE: TSI, Episode 6: Of Boobs and Du... wildchickenhunter 07-07-03 10  RE: TSI, Episode 6: Of Boobs and Du... L82LIFE 07-07-03 12

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kpod 125 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson" 07-06-03, 12:49 PM (EST) 1. "RE: TSI, Episode 6: Of Boobs and Duds" I take it the relative weights of Ryans and Dicques in figuring the rankings is also subject to scorer's whim?   Top

Survivorerist 4103 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest" 07-06-03, 10:20 PM (EST) 6. "RE: TSI, Episode 6: Of Boobs and Duds" Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe that the relative weights is 10 Ryans = 1 Dicque (Another IceCat original )   Top

Bebo 21083 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 07-07-03, 12:13 PM (EST) 9. "RE: TSI, Episode 6: Of Boobs and Duds" It's actually closer to 50-1. The teams are ordered by overall score (lowest Ryans, highest Dicques). Bebo, Mistress of EVIL and your American Idol PTTE co-champ   Top

magic_star 2400 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Seventeen Magazine Model" 07-06-03, 01:08 PM (EST) 2. "RE: TSI, Episode 6: Of Boobs and Duds" Hey Bebo, I think it was indeed Jaree that wanted the tapestries. Thanks for another great TSI! Very funny! T-Mac hits the three! Magic Win! Magic Win!   Top

AMAI 1254 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson" 07-06-03, 03:08 PM (EST) 3. "RE: TSI, Episode 6: Of Boobs and Duds" Another great instalment, Bebo. I thought it was Tian who said that about bringing tapestries. I'm figuring out which is which of those two. Notwithstanding your hilarious suggestion for us to have thought of this idea first, I wish to ask why you didn't give David & Jeff a Dicque for coming first without using their FF. (Unless I missed something?) Haven't they still got their FF in hand? If I'm wrong please correct me.   Top

ShowMeTheWinner 962 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent" 07-07-03, 02:25 PM (EST) 11. "RE: TSI, Episode 6: Of Boobs and Duds" I rewatched the tape. Jaree was the one who commented about the tapestries. Tian would never say such a bimbotic thing. And I bet her tongue is all battered and bruised after having bitten it for the whole of episode 6. Kathy O'Brien... The Sole Survivor! (I'd rather be delusional) Hail the purple rock! Hallelujah..... Oh glory!   Top

Edgeless Grass 93 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Hollywood Squares Square" 07-08-03, 01:28 AM (EST) 13. "RE: TSI, Episode 6: Of Boobs and Duds" >I wish to ask why you didn't give David & Jeff a Dicque for >coming first without using their FF. (Unless I missed >something?) Haven't they still got their FF in hand? If I'm >wrong please correct me. David and Jeff come in first this time because they don't need to drive themselve....else they probably would have been lost again! Ha ha ha ha...;P ------- Bye!! -------   Top

cyclehausen 1197 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest" 07-06-03, 04:38 PM (EST) 4. "RE: TSI, Episode 6: Of Boobs and Duds" After all, if you're following other teams, you're guaranteed not to win, since you'd be following someone to the finish line. Yeah, tell that to Chris and Alex. Love it as always, Beebs! "I am an unlimited person, sadly living in a limited world."-Harlan Ellison How can evil feel so good?   Top

minitroll 3901 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge" 07-06-03, 04:48 PM (EST) 5. "RE: TSI, Episode 6: Of Boobs and Duds" Thanks for this week's TSI Bebo! You're right, I was wondering why you didn't award Chuck a Ryan or two for not getting on the train, but I have to admit, I would have held on to the outside of that thing for dear life rather than get inside too.   Top

Edgeless Grass 93 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Hollywood Squares Square" 07-06-03, 11:21 PM (EST) 7. "RE: TSI, Episode 6: Of Boobs and Duds" I agreed maybe we shouldn't give Chuck Ryans for not getting in the train, but I think he should deserve some Ryans for not even care about Millie being bury by the Indian men!! I really wonder what would happen if Millie's gone and he was still at the train station? 'Go ahead! Do the washing without me, it's ok! I will meet you AFTER you got the next clue!' ------- Bye!! --------   Top

managerr 1959 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Herbal Healing Drugs Endorser" 07-07-03, 11:48 AM (EST) 8. "RE: TSI, Episode 6: Of Boobs and Duds" It was Jaree who mentioned dumping out her clothes and putting only tapestries in her bag. I *think* she was only saying that to irritate Tian, but knowing her, I'm not sure.   Top

wildchickenhunter 3192 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity" 07-07-03, 01:50 PM (EST) 10. "RE: TSI, Episode 6: Of Boobs and Duds" Thanks bebo.....great as always.   Top

L82LIFE 5333 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 07-07-03, 03:26 PM (EST) 12. "RE: TSI, Episode 6: Of Boobs and Duds" But was I the only one who laughed when one of the clowns talked about "lots of dogs barking" and we were shown a picture of one of the models? I didn't think so. No you weren't, Bebo. Thanks for reminding me of one of the funniest editing jobs ever! Great TSI, as usual. You ROCK!   Top

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