I particularly like this comment:
“As her counsel, we have been directed to pursue these defamatory statements to the fullest extent of the law with La Toya Jackson and any other participating publications or media outlets who repeat or repost these statements.”
Okay, let's see if I got it correctly...
The lawyer is threatening the media in general if they should ever reprint/repost that statement. And he opened his comments by repeating those statements in the first paragraph. So could he kindly sue himself for repeating the statement? That must be Voldemort's strategy all along to get her lawyer to do something for her and not actually have to pay for it if he's busy suing himself!
And another beaut that highlights the incredible power of Voldy:
“Rev. Manigault has been heralded as a life saver for her actions on the evening that her fiancé suffered a life-ending heart attack. It is because of her bravery that Mr. Duncan — the love of Rev. Manigault’s life — was able to live for months beyond that tragic night. Mr. Duncan passed away from natural causes.
She's so good that Michael died and then she kept him functioning for a few months after that!