Holy Phuc! Wicked Pissa summary, Pooh. You had me cackling! (I almost sounded like Buggy on crack) Then there was this:When checking out the bunk beds, someone wisely chimes in with some sage advice: “No fat guys on top.” In a strange coincidence, this is also my New Year’s Resolution.
That's when I fell of my chair! "How will she top that," I asked myself. (Yeah, I talk to myself, big whoop)
A few more of my favorite lines-
So, if Eminem is a wigger and Phuc is a chigger, by default we can christen the pygmy a pigger. Yo. Yo. Yo.
Chia beard
Domo Origato Mr. Donato
Luke Perry and Aqua Net
the Jim Nabor’s Collection
an alarming array of pasty white flesh and irregular body hair
Where is the TCB medallion and eagle belt buckle – you know he has them.
the Titanic of Tubbies
I’m pretty sure she wasn’t saying “Phuc, Phuc, Phuc” over and over because she was excited about the prospect of some alone time with the chubby accountant
It looks like they even go whale watching - or Phuc and Donato may just go swimming. I can’t really tell.
I know I missed some, but I was afraid I'd have to quote the whole thing! Your summaries ROCK, Pooh! Thanks so much for writing them for us. We *heart* you!
Bravo! Bravo!