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"AI7-1/29 Endless Auditions-East Coast Spoiler Thread "
Snidget 44369 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-29-08, 01:35 PM (EST)
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"AI7-1/29 Endless Auditions-East Coast Spoiler Thread " |
Please keep all sig-pic free discussion of tonight's episode of continuing AI's trek through every city in America to audition every person in the age range and 1/2 of those who are too old.Does anyone really believe these auditions will ever end? Anywho, I will not be on the thread tonight so do with this thresd what you will. Ever feel like a cat that just went away when the house is full of mices?
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whimsey 4411 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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01-29-08, 08:17 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: AI7-1/29 Endless Auditions-East Coast Spoiler Thread " |
In Omaha, Nebraska. Paula's plane is late, so she will miss the first few victims contestants.
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DearAbby 3008 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity"
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01-29-08, 08:20 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: AI7-1/29 Endless Auditions-East Coast Spoiler Thread " |
Glad you're here, whimsey!
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whimsey 4411 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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01-29-08, 08:24 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: AI7-1/29 Endless Auditions-East Coast Spoiler Thread " |
Good to have you join, Abby!
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DearAbby 3008 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity"
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01-29-08, 08:19 PM (EST)
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4. "Chris" |
Snidget has mighty big shoes to fill. I hope someone else is out there to help.First time for AI to visit Omaha, Nebraska. 10,000 hopefuls. Corny jokes about corn. Paula's plane is late, so Simon flirts with Randy. Chris from Fremont, Nebraska, says he's "ready to explode" and this is "life alternating" {sic} for him. Brings gifts for the judges—a stuffed animal for Randy and a shirt for Simon. Has photo album with pictures of him with Kelly Clarkson. Also has stuffed animal for Paula, which Simon tosses over his shoulder. Attempts to sing "Since You've Been Gone" and does a handstand. Randy: "Is this real?" Simon: "We like you, the bribes, the sucking up, but the singing isn't good enough." Chris auditions to host the red carpet event. Simon tells him to get his local affiliate, Fox 42, to have him for the finale. Chris leaves happy.
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whimsey 4411 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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01-29-08, 08:21 PM (EST)
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6. "Giving it shot" |
Since the Goddess Snidget is out tonight, please be gentle, with my hosting attempt.
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cahaya 19891 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-29-08, 08:28 PM (EST)
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10. "RE: Giving it shot" |
Go for it! I'm not good with names or songs, so you're the logical person to do it. I'll hang around with an Everclear Punch in hand.
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DearAbby 3008 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity"
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01-29-08, 08:30 PM (EST)
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12. "Jason and Rachael" |
Jason, 21 years old from Stout, Iowa. Being next Idol "seems like a dream." He sings a line or two but is too nervous to continue. Randy tells him to shake it off. Tries again and fails. Simon gives him another chance, but Jason says, "I'm losing it." He finally pulls it together. Randy: "Good voice but no star quality. I'm going to say yes." Simon: "I'm going to give you another shot. You're through to Hollywood."Paula shows up. Clips of hopefuls who forgot the lyrics. Paula snoozes. Rachael, 23-year-old arm-wrestling champ, arm wrestles with Ryan. Wants to arm wrestle with Simon, who says no. Sings a country song. Simon: "You're performing as if you've been doing this for 50 years but are at the end of your career." Randy: "Why do country singers sound like they yodel?" Randy and Paula say yes, Simon says no. Rachael arm-wrestles Paula and wins.
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Fishercat 4168 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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01-29-08, 10:37 PM (EST)
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34. "RE: Samantha Sidley" |
She imitated Norah essentially, she just didn't put the heart into it like Norah does...
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DearAbby 3008 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity"
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01-29-08, 08:44 PM (EST)
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16. "Sarah" |
Sarah from Council Bluffs, Iowa, used to be a professional wrestler. Has a trademark evil laugh. Sings something. Simon: "You're strange. I can't imagne you singing that as the final song." Paula says yes, but Randy and Simon say no. Ryan wants to know why Sarah didn't make it through. He and Paula change places, and he says now he can be overpaid for doing no work. Paula sends in Samantha, who sings "I Don't Know Why" and sounds just like Nora Jones. Ryan: "I like your voice, but you need more self-confidence." Paula comes in for more judging. Ryan leaves and says he would have said yes. Four yeses, through to Hollywood. Elizabeth, Denise, Michael all sing and make it through to Hollywood.
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DearAbby 3008 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity"
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01-29-08, 08:52 PM (EST)
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20. "Samantha" |
Oops! Forgot to add her name to the subject in above post.
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DearAbby 3008 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity"
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01-29-08, 08:50 PM (EST)
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18. "Angelica" |
Angelica, from Kenosha, Wisconsin, lives with grandparents. She doesn't get along with her father, but she loves him and wants to make him proud. Simon: "Are you nervous?" Angelica: "Yes." Simon: "Imagine Randy in a bikini." She auditions, and all three judges say yes. Ryan calls her daddy and she tells him she's going to Hollywood.
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whimsey 4411 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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01-29-08, 08:52 PM (EST)
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21. "RE: Angelica" |
You know how I feel about the sob stories. She did a good job though.
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DearAbby 3008 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity"
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01-29-08, 09:08 PM (EST)
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27. "Leo" |
Montage of poor auditions of "Stuck in the Middle With You."Auditions draw to a close, only one person left—Leo, from Charlotte, Iowa, a small town with a population of 200. He sings "A Song for You." Paula signals a touchdown; all three judges say yes. Nineteen golden tickets given out. Tomorrow night from Miami.
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whimsey 4411 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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01-29-08, 09:11 PM (EST)
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29. "To the best co-hosts" |
Thank you for being here and being great. Now who is the debignated dirver, *hic*!
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DearAbby 3008 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity"
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01-29-08, 09:11 PM (EST)
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30. "RE: AI7-1/29 Endless Auditions-East Coast Spoiler Thread " |
Thanks, whimsey & cahaya. I don't know about you, but doing this makes me appreciate Snidget even more!
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Ahtumbreez 10456 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-30-08, 08:52 AM (EST)
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36. "RE: AI7-1/29 Endless Auditions-East Coast Spoiler Thread " |
Was that a drunken hiccup from Paula last night
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Glow 14353 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-31-08, 10:26 AM (EST)
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39. "RE: AI7-1/29 Endless Auditions-East Coast Spoiler Thread " |
and what was with her leaning on the desk with her butt in the air? (was that last night or Tuesday night? I forget because I watched them both last night.)
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