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"AI7-1/23 Even More Auditions--East Coast Spoiler Thread "
Snidget 44369 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-23-08, 03:43 PM (EST)
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"AI7-1/23 Even More Auditions--East Coast Spoiler Thread " |
Get used to it folks we are going to be in the auditions for awhile yet.Please keep all sigpic free discussion of tonight's auditions on this thread until the West Coast manages to drain all the Southern Drawl out of their ears from Charleston SC. (and all the Southern Comfort out of the bottle) Great place to visit, if you haven't been, you should go. I will be coming to the party late, so feel free to start without me. Play-by-play by anyone willing to try at all is greatly appreciated, if not I can fill stuff in when I watch the DVR back. I'm going to miss next Tuesday, so I'll get the thresd started and see what y'all do with it on your own.
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Snidget 44369 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-23-08, 08:17 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: AI7-1/23 Even More Auditions--East Coast Spoiler Thread " |
Send the rain here, NOW! I mean it. Don't make me come out there and get it.
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Snidget 44369 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-23-08, 08:17 PM (EST)
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4. "Rayshard, DeAnna" |
LAST EDITED ON 01-23-08 AT 08:29 PM (EST)Rayshard (Ray Henderson) and his afro is the black Clay Aiken. "I Can't Make You Love Me" Definitely into the dramatic posing while singing. Simon says you do remind me of Clay. Simon expected a magic trick. Randy says it was so over the top. Paula says it is too theatrical. 1970's cruise ship cabaret and they send him packing. From Kelly Pickler's home town we have. She'll go after you with a baseball bat because she will break her neck in heels. "Fancy" DeAnna Prevatte. Yells and again with the on their knees thing. You are a little tiger aren't you says Simon. He says it was angry. I don't have a great voice, but a lot of passion. And it is three nos. Simon promises to only have one helping on all you can eat day.
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whimsey 4411 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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01-23-08, 08:23 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: Rayshard, DeAnna" |
Low ratings may bring out the more "challenging" folks.
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Snidget 44369 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-23-08, 08:49 PM (EST)
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20. "RE: Drink of the night" |
Oh good! Tonight's meeting was the weigh in for a weight loss study I will be in until the end of April.
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whimsey 4411 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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01-23-08, 09:03 PM (EST)
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22. "RE: Drink of the night" |
Seriously, we also watch Nip/Tuck or Project Runway at my place. I'm trying to help, but I need hints, running out of recipies. Maybe I'll solicit the OT for help.
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Snidget 44369 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-23-08, 09:13 PM (EST)
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25. "RE: Drink of the night" |
You can cut up Pita bread to make chips like you did the tortilla and do a hummus without a lot of added fat (put a drained can of garbanzo beans/chick peas in a blender, add a touch of sesame oil some lemon juice and some garlic, you can add roasted red peppers or a bit of hot sauce)
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Snidget 44369 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-23-08, 08:28 PM (EST)
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8. "Randy and Crystal, Michelle and Jeffrey" |
Message board romance couple. They need to get a room, how will they do in the audition room.Randy Stark and Crystal Ortiz. "She's More" Simon says that was complete torture. They give advice about auditions. The good news is that you found each other. Randy say singing definitely not. Even not at family events. Congrats on the love and check into a hotel. Michelle and Jeffrey Lampkin. Singing Porn with each other. Yikes. Bow Chicy Wow Wow. I.Am.Not.Kidding. "I'm Your Angel" in the audition room, thank goodness. Slightly inappropriate holding hands at the end says Simon. He like Jeffrey's singing better than the sisters and they are a breath of fresh air. Paula says they has a gift but needs some work. Randy Yes to Jeffrey. Paula, Yes to Jeffrey and Michelle. Simon. Goes with Paula and they are both in. Nice Simon can't split them up and he has 3 months to get his sister in shape. Simon has a nice twin instead of an evil one?
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whimsey 4411 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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01-23-08, 08:45 PM (EST)
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18. "RE: Randy and Crystal" |
Did I mention there is a mojito in the deal? Dude, come on!
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whimsey 4411 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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01-23-08, 08:42 PM (EST)
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14. "RE: Amy" |
A pitcher of mojitos and a box of condoms to the first person who guesses what I think about Amy "little miss sunshine/abstinence" Flynn.
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Snidget 44369 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-23-08, 08:45 PM (EST)
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16. "London" |
LAST EDITED ON 01-23-08 AT 08:46 PM (EST)Oliver finally got to the hospital. Last contestant of the day warms up. London Weinberg. Woke up every morning to the ocean. Lost her Dad three years ago to cancer. Her music was on hold during that time. Full time Musician "Good Morning Heartache". Randy: Nice tone, kinda liked it. Paula liked the tone, it is pleasant and engaging. Simon thought it was a good audition, there are thousands like you, not unique. Paula yes, Randy says um yes. OK you are through. 15 people through on day one.
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whimsey 4411 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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01-23-08, 08:47 PM (EST)
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19. "RE: London" |
I thought she was "forced blues-y". Not convinced about London, but the truth will out in Hollywood.
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Snidget 44369 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-23-08, 09:01 PM (EST)
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21. "Lyndsay, Aretha" |
Is paula wearing leg warmers on her arms?Lyndsay Goodman flies really big planes. She always wanted to fly and sing, she's done one of them. "Black Velvet". I like her, and usually I don't like people singing this song. Randy liked it but pitchy in places. Paula says she worries about her nerves. Simon says cabaret, not contemporary, and it is a no. Sending in the Big Guns. Aretha Codnar "I who have nothing" Well she has a big voice. Simon says the funny blue dress and the screaming didn't work. No you do not have a beautiful voice. She says she stops crowds. You seriously murdered that song. Randy says it wasn't good. Paula says you changed keys. Paula loves her confidence. Three nos. She doesn't believe it and she is trying to talk them into changing their minds. Tries to get one more chance. She says they have bad opinions on music. Joshua Boson. Kill.Me.Now! Please. I am not going to love you, no way no how. They are speechless. It ain't good enough and he says this is what you get in South Carolina and the show is rigged and I'm a good person and you are not. Not the best Audition says Paula. He storms out. He says no one can sing in South Carolina. He says it has been on all the news that South Carolina svcks. He says his talent is too big for this competition. Oh dear.
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whimsey 4411 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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01-23-08, 09:06 PM (EST)
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23. "RE: Lyndsay, Aretha" |
Do people wearing outfits like that really think anyone will take them seriously? At one point Aretha has on a jacket/sweater ... she knew this was wrong. Good heavens.
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Snidget 44369 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-23-08, 09:10 PM (EST)
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24. "Oliver" |
Parade of bad singers. Lots of crying shots. No.No.No.Oliver Highman and his wife had a productive day. He brings wife and baby to audition. "Get Here" Simon says it is over the top with the weird falsetto. Randy has problems with the vibrato. Paula wants to say yes, but it is no, no, no. They do let him bring in the baby for them to see. Simon says in a strange way he feels like it is his baby. Aw, at least they have a great story when she grows up. They picked a total of 23 to go to Hollywood. Next week, Omaha. Ryan has to sit in for Paula and tries to figure out how to act overpaid for doing no work.
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mia rules18 409 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Daytime Soap Guest Star"
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01-24-08, 08:05 AM (EST)
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26. "RE: Oliver" |
Having a baby never looked so easy...I thought it was strange that she had the baby the day before then the NEXT DAY was stopping by American Idol audtions? Last I checked, the hospital kept you at least two days...maybe they make exceptions for American Idol babies. If so, props to her for looking so good immediately giving birth!
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