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AMAI 1254 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson" 06-12-03, 09:23 PM (EST) "TAR3 Ep 3 "The Hawkeye 10"" Welcome, come in, pull up a bean bag chair (on special from Zellars this week) and have some fun with the Hawkeye 10. 1. When, if ever, will Cindy feel more a part of her team with Russell? 2. How did Reichen & Chip come up with their definition for arrogant? 3. How long before Jaree keels over, just from doing her voice-overs? 4. When if ever will Chuck propose to Vanilli? 5. When aren’t the Tears of a Clown sad? 6. Give us some context for Millie’s idea of drama. 7. How hard did you laugh watching Steve & Josh spill the champagne? 8. What does Tian take in her cup of tea? 9. Why were we only subjected to crotch cam views of Reichen and Millie? 10. How up himself is Roddy – I mean Russell? BONUS QUESTIONS: 11. How hard did you laugh at Cindy & Russell getting eliminated? 12. How much longer can the Air Traffic Golden Girls manage to stay in the race? * * * Have Fun. Team Joisey takes a turn next week   Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    RE: TAR3 Ep 3 "The Hawkeye 10" mtopaz 06-13-03 1  RE: TAR3 Ep 3 "The Hawkeye 10" wildchickenhunter 06-13-03 2  RE: TAR3 Ep 3 "The Hawkeye 10" Silvergirl1 06-13-03 3  RE: TAR3 Ep 3 "The Hawkeye 10" sisyphus 06-13-03 4  RE: TAR3 Ep 3 "The Hawkeye 10" tig_ger 06-13-03 5  RE: TAR3 Ep 3 "The Hawkeye 10" KeithFan 06-14-03 6  RE: TAR3 Ep 3 "The Hawkeye 10" TeamJoisey 06-14-03 7  RE: TAR3 Ep 3 "The Hawkeye 10" dajaki 06-16-03 8  RE: TAR3 Ep 3 "The Hawkeye 10" Bebo 06-16-03 9  RE: TAR3 Ep 3 "The Hawkeye 10" WHaTTHeMoLe 06-17-03 10

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mtopaz 2167 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator" 06-13-03, 01:35 AM (EST) 1. "RE: TAR3 Ep 3 "The Hawkeye 10"" 1. When, if ever, will Cindy feel more a part of her team with Russell? Methinks Cindy is going to kick Russell to the curb and look for someone who will "be there when the chips are down" 2. How did Reichen & Chip come up with their definition for arrogant? In the same place where "we'll help you guys out while you distract Millie & Chuck" equals "sorry dude, I only got one ticket, what can I say?" 3. How long before Jaree keels over, just from doing her voice-overs? Jaree - would you just dump the ten cartons of cigs you have in your pack already!? 4. When if ever will Chuck propose to Vanilli? He'd better do it soon, or she's liable to punch his lights out 5. When aren’t the Tears of a Clown sad? 6. Give us some context for Millie’s idea of drama. Millie don't like drama queens 7. How hard did you laugh watching Steve & Josh spill the champagne? I cried - what a waste of perfectly good champagne! 8. What does Tian take in her cup of tea? It sure isn't chamomile, whatever it is 9. Why were we only subjected to crotch cam views of Reichen and Millie? Blame it on uncle cameraman 10. How up himself is Roddy – I mean Russell? Fully BONUS QUESTIONS: 11. How hard did you laugh at Cindy & Russell getting eliminated? Was too busy doing a little touchdown dance to laugh - nah nah nah nah, hey hey hey - GOOOD BYE! 12. How much longer can the Air Traffic Golden Girls manage to stay in the race? Was that miraculous or what? I'm hoping Cindy and Jon "disintegrate" next time and go before the old geezers *   Top

wildchickenhunter 3192 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity" 06-13-03, 09:18 AM (EST) 2. "RE: TAR3 Ep 3 "The Hawkeye 10"" 1. When, if ever, will Cindy feel more a part of her team with Russell? When it dawns on her that Beethoven may have actually lived in more than one house. 2. How did Reichen & Chip come up with their definition for arrogant? Asking queens in gay bars. 3. How long before Jaree keels over, just from doing her voice-overs? Never, she is a supermodel. We supermodels never keel over. 4. When if ever will Chuck propose to Vanilli? Purpose to Vanilli? Never! Now propose to Chip. Thats another story. 5. When aren’t the Tears of a Clown sad? When they are hanging by a bungy cord. 6. Give us some context for Millie’s idea of drama. Unhooking her bra, before she gets in the shower. 7. How hard did you laugh watching Steve & Josh spill the champagne? Not as hard as I laughed when they decided to take the FF, when they were not going to be eliminated. 8. What does Tian take in her cup of tea? Penicillin, for that stuborn infection she has. 9. Why were we only subjected to crotch cam views of Reichen and Millie? I was wondering that myself. 10. How up himself is Roddy – I mean Russell? At least enough to finish last. BONUS QUESTIONS: 11. How hard did you laugh at Cindy & Russell getting eliminated? I cried, can you imagine being such losers that you got beat by Steve and Dave. Sad! 12. How much longer can the Air Traffic Golden Girls manage to stay in the race? Two more weeks. Next week two other morons will somehow manage to get beat by these too. * * * Have Fun. Team Joisey takes a turn next week   Top

Silvergirl1 9342 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-13-03, 10:21 AM (EST) 3. "RE: TAR3 Ep 3 "The Hawkeye 10"" For now, I only have time for the bonus questions. I'll come back later for the rest. BONUS QUESTIONS: 11. How hard did you laugh at Cindy & Russell getting eliminated? I really laughed when she said he was a jerk, but she still loved him. I hope she doesn't wind up married to the guy. 12. How much longer can the Air Traffic Golden Girls manage to stay in the race? These two remind me of turtles - slow and steady wins the race! I don't think they will win, but so far, they are doing okay for the physical shape they are in. I loved the funny comments as one of them did the bungee jump - something about Greenpeace showing up in protest of them throwing whales off the tower. Silvergirl Transportation made possible by Ice Cat creations.   Top

sisyphus 321 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Cooking Show Host" 06-13-03, 10:44 AM (EST) 4. "RE: TAR3 Ep 3 "The Hawkeye 10"" >1. When, if ever, will Cindy >feel more a part of >her team with Russell? Ans: when cats fly >2. How did Reichen & Chip >come up with their definition >for arrogant? Ans: Upon veiwing themselves in the mirror >3. How long before Jaree keels >over, just from doing her >voice-overs? Ans: She will keel over long before the voice overs are complete >4. When if ever will Chuck >propose to Vanilli? Ans: When milli stops lip syncing >5. When aren’t the Tears of >a Clown sad? Ans: what's the name of that song...when lionel ritchie stops singing it... >6. Give us some context for >Millie’s idea of drama. Ans: an asthma attack just before bungee jumping with no asthma attack during or after... >7. How hard did you laugh >watching Steve & Josh spill >the champagne? Ans: It was not that funny actually....Steve was funnier since the tray fell before he even picked it up > >8. What does Tian take in >her cup of tea? Ans: ##### hazel >9. Why were we only subjected >to crotch cam views of >Reichen and Millie? Ans: The likelyhood of anything happening is only in the dreams of the producers >10. How up himself is Roddy >– I mean Russell? Ans: Can you actually see him.... > >BONUS QUESTIONS: > >11. How hard did you laugh >at Cindy & Russell getting >eliminated? Ans: Beat out by team bengay now that was really funny > >12. How much longer can the >Air Traffic Golden Girls manage >to stay in the race? Ans: when there strategy of slow slower and slowest wins the race catches up with then. >   Top

tig_ger 2098 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator" 06-13-03, 11:31 AM (EST) 5. "RE: TAR3 Ep 3 "The Hawkeye 10"" Welcome, come in, pull up a bean bag chair (on special from Zellars this week) and have some fun with the Hawkeye 10. 1. When, if ever, will Cindy feel more a part of her team with Russell? Might I suggest: lobotomy??? 2. How did Reichen & Chip come up with their definition for arrogant? Looking in the mirror. 3. How long before Jaree keels over, just from doing her voice-overs? I think it will be awhile--she seems to be energized by the sound of her own voice. 4. When if ever will Chuck propose to Vanilli? Subsequent to her death due to an "accidental combination of drugs and alcohol." 5. When aren’t the Tears of a Clown sad? Too many people around to see these tears Now there's some sad things known to man, but ain't too much sadder than the tears of a clown when there's no one around 6. Give us some context for Millie’s idea of drama. Taking off her shirt during an asthma attack. 7. How hard did you laugh watching Steve & Josh spill the champagne? Oh, I busted a gut. Funniest thing: When I heard that Steve & Josh were going to dress up for the fast forward, I turned to DH and said...FINALLY...some concern for appearance on this television show. Then I saw how the two of them "dressed up" complete with the baseball hat staying firmly on Steve's head, and I couldn't stop laughing. They didn't stand out at all in that setting!!! 8. What does Tian take in her cup of tea? She should take a good pot of STFU and share with Jaree. 9. Why were we only subjected to crotch cam views of Reichen and Millie? The camera tries to get the best side of each contestent--'Nuff said. 10. How up himself is Roddy – I mean Russell? Who? I have already forgotten that team--were they even part of the race? BONUS QUESTIONS: 11. How hard did you laugh at Cindy & Russell getting eliminated? Once I heard that they had bought tickets for the wrong city and then failed to check the tickets, it was over. Russell's continuous commentary from that point forward was classic amusement. 12. How much longer can the Air Traffic Golden Girls manage to stay in the race? Once you consider the brains evidenced by competition, I wouldn't be surprised seeing the grumpy old men in the final five.   Top

KeithFan 7422 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-14-03, 03:58 PM (EST) 6. "RE: TAR3 Ep 3 "The Hawkeye 10"" 1. When, if ever, will Cindy feel more a part of her team with Russell? When he finally allows her to lick his boots. 2. How did Reichen & Chip come up with their definition for arrogant? Anyone who doesn't believe that the world revolves around them, that we have to accept their beliefs and like it, and see them for the beautiful people they are, must be facist ultra-right wingers who think they are arrogant. 3. How long before Jaree keels over, just from doing her voice-overs? She will never keel over, just lean up against "Jumbo" the much maligned backpack/appartment. 4. When if ever will Chuck propose to Vanilli? When uber-pixie decides to leave him and get some. Only then will waffles go out of style. 5. When aren?t the Tears of a Clown sad? They are produced by high velocity wind generated by flying off a 400 foot spire at 90 mph. 6. Give us some context for Millie?s idea of drama. Other similar dramatic event: bringing the same seven layer salad to the church picnic as arch rival (and church organist) Helen Johnson. 7. How hard did you laugh watching Steve & Josh spill the champagne? I was laughing WITH them, dude! Coordination gene absent from my family tree. 8. What does Tian take in her cup of tea? Mass quantities of ephedra and Nutrasweet. 9. Why were we only subjected to crotch cam views of Reichen and Millie? A juxipostion of a crotch who has see every man on the west coast, and one who has never seen one. Borrowing a page from MB irony. 10. How up himself is Roddy ? I mean Russell? I think the real person with the "it smells like a$$" comment was Russ, after all, he knows first hand how his smells. BONUS QUESTIONS: 11. How hard did you laugh at Cindy & Russell getting eliminated? I kept thinking, ok, not quite 40,000 miles...perhaps sex after 10,000 would be ok. 12. How much longer can the Air Traffic Golden Girls manage to stay in the race? As long as the clowns keep throwing carrots (or pizza's?) in front of them to keep them moving. * * * Have Fun. Team Joisey takes a turn next week "Give me chastity and continence, but not yet." - Saint Augustine (354-430)   Top

TeamJoisey 3558 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge" 06-14-03, 10:42 PM (EST) 7. "RE: TAR3 Ep 3 "The Hawkeye 10"" 1. When, if ever, will Cindy feel more a part of her team with Russell? When he fits her for the bridle and bit. 2. How did Reichen & Chip come up with their definition for arrogant? They used the Team Guido Handbook. 3. How long before Jaree keels over, just from doing her voice-overs? Stop trying to demean her! 4. When if ever will Chuck propose to Vanilli? Just after Rapture. 5. When aren’t the Tears of a Clown sad? When they are part of the insufferable mugging by a guy who is literally cannon fodder. 6. Give us some context for Millie’s idea of drama. Rape of the Sabine Women. 7. How hard did you laugh watching Steve & Josh spill the champagne? Hard enough to spill my own vodka. 8. What does Tian take in her cup of tea? She has a T-cup?? Wow! Them plasteets is big! 9. Why were we only subjected to crotch cam views of Reichen and Millie? To spark the old "round-peg, square-(with a)-hole" debate. 10. How up himself is Roddy – I mean Russell? He's so arrogant, he eliminated Phil. BONUS QUESTIONS: 11. How hard did you laugh at Cindy & Russell getting eliminated? Actually, it was relief. 12. How much longer can the Air Traffic Golden Girls manage to stay in the race? Until they have to go uphill. Or downhill. Or 50 feet in any direction. These reality show contestants need a reality check!   Top

dajaki 1454 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson" 06-16-03, 02:12 PM (EST) 8. "RE: TAR3 Ep 3 "The Hawkeye 10"" 1. When, if ever, will Cindy feel more a part of her team with Russell? When hell freezes over. When pigs fly. When the cows come home. 2. How did Reichen & Chip come up with their definition for arrogant? They are in the process of writing their own dictionary. Arrogant means "a normal state of mind" 3. How long before Jaree keels over, just from doing her voice-overs? Jaree does her own voice-overs? 4. When if ever will Chuck propose to Vanilli? See #1 5. When aren’t the Tears of a Clown sad? When any of these teams cry, I laugh. 6. Give us some context for Millie’s idea of drama. Junior high school 7. How hard did you laugh watching Steve & Josh spill the champagne? I was in an agony of suspense waiting for Josh to walk into a waltzing couple. 8. What does Tian take in her cup of tea? Just a spoonful of testosterone 9. Why were we only subjected to crotch cam views of Reichen and Millie? I don't know, but I'm examining it with my therapist. 10. How up himself is Roddy – I mean Russell? Russell loves himself BONUS QUESTIONS: 11. How hard did you laugh at Cindy & Russell getting eliminated? LOVED IT! 12. How much longer can the Air Traffic Golden Girls manage to stay in the race? Please God, not much longer. . .   Top

Bebo 21083 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-16-03, 10:06 PM (EST) 9. "RE: TAR3 Ep 3 "The Hawkeye 10"" Disclaimer: I post my answers, then read others. I feel so sorry for you if we actually thought alike on these. 1. When, if ever, will Cindy feel more a part of her team with Russell? When the gang at the Institute in Stepford bring her in for that special operation. 2. How did Reichen & Chip come up with their definition for arrogant? From a magazine ad - the only form of reading they do. 3. How long before Jaree keels over, just from doing her voice-overs? Oh, she won't keel over, because Tian will just grab her by the hair and make her continue. And if that doesn't work, Tian will dangle cigs just out of her reach so that she'll crawl for them. Then they'll b!tch, throw their hair, and act like it's just to psych out the other teams. 4. When if ever will Chuck propose to Vanilli? When Heck freezes over. Golly, that's just a big commitment, and you can't expect him to rush into it, darn it. 5. When aren’t the Tears of a Clown sad? When it means the pretty boys have to get off the pony ride. 6. Give us some context for Millie’s idea of drama. Once, at Thanksgiving dinner, Mom burnt the turkey and Dad said, "Damn." Then they went to Denny's. 7. How hard did you laugh watching Steve & Josh spill the champagne? Almost as hard as when Jack Osborne did the Fast Forward Monkey Thank-You Orgasm Dance afterwards. 8. What does Tian take in her cup of tea? A shot of bourbon and some rusty nails. I don't mean rusty nails as in the cocktail by the same name, I mean the exposed metal objects. 9. Why were we only subjected to crotch cam views of Reichen and Millie? Because the TAR 4 cameramen are the same guys who shot Survivor 6: The Boobfest. 10. How up himself is Roddy – I mean Russell? His head's so far up there that he can give himself a chest exam. BONUS QUESTIONS: 11. How hard did you laugh at Cindy & Russell getting eliminated? I would have laughed harder if I hadn't changed my vote in the vote thread - I had been the first one to put them down but didn't stick with my gut. 12. How much longer can the Air Traffic Golden Girls manage to stay in the race? Until someone beats them down with a stick. Bebo, Mistress of the Painfully Obvious and your American Idol PTTE co-champ   Top

WHaTTHeMoLe 135 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson" 06-17-03, 02:32 PM (EST) 10. "RE: TAR3 Ep 3 "The Hawkeye 10"" Posting then reading... 1. When, if ever, will Cindy feel more a part of her team with Russell? I'm sorry, I must have missed something. Russell and Cindy are a team? 2. How did Reichen & Chip come up with their definition for arrogant? Well, the dictionary, of course. In their universe, all bow to R&C and their various and sundry definitions. 3. How long before Jaree keels over, just from doing her voice-overs? Aunt Cameraman does those voiceovers, silly. 4. When, if ever, will Chuck propose to Vanilli? Episode 6, when Josh proposes to Millie and Chuck feels the need to rescue her by asserting that he's been planning his finish-line proposal for months. Which of course is a bold-faced lie as he doesn't even know what kind of rings she likes, but when the finale rolls around she may just decide that in the face of 12 years of patience and a million dollars, a ring is sort of incidental. 5. When aren’t the Tears of a Clown sad? Um, they're never sad. They've always been scary. Really, really scary. 6. Give us some context for Millie’s idea of drama. Kindergarten. When you're in the hot lunch line and might actually get your tray before they run out of chicken nuggets and chocolate milk, and for once you'll get to gloat over the people who are stuck with green beans and regular milk. And then one of those bigger kids cuts in front of you. And refuses to let go of the handles to the cafeteria door. And licks them. And slams your head against the wall. 7. How hard did you laugh watching Steve & Josh spill the champagne? Almost as hard as I laughed when a guy I know who has been an extra in a few sitcoms said that he saw Heath Ledger in a limo in LA and he thought Heath recognized him. 8. What does Tian take in her cup of tea? I'm not even going to touch that one. (No pun intended.) 9. Why were we only subjected to crotch cam views of Reichen and Millie? Everyone else pleaded sexual harassment. 10. How up himself is Roddy -– I mean Russell? Higher than King Kong on top of the Empire State Building if it were on the top of Mount Kilimanjaro and that were located on the moon. BONUS QUESTIONS: 11. How hard did you laugh at Cindy & Russell getting eliminated? It was the highlight of my week. Times four. Maybe times five. 12. How much longer can the Air Traffic Golden Girls manage to stay in the race? At this point, they're starting to look like "Team Miracle." And Millie and Chuck think they've got endurance...   Top

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