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"MasterChef: Season #3"
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1. "RE: MasterChef: Season #3"
Let us now consider the logistical problems involved with a blind chef.

Should she reach the competition rounds, her kitchen station will not be an issue: all they have to do is let her set it up so that she knows exactly where everything is (down to the last millimeter), let her label the temperature settings on the stove, put Braille buttons on all relevant appliance activators, give her some time to memorize it all, and she's good to go. The pantry -- now that could take a while, along with the tool shelf. But eventually, she'll have the whole thing written down in her head and all will be well, as long as you can get the other contestants to yell "Behind you!" at all necessary moments plus the field can get used to a sweeping cane at awkward moments.

But then we have the challenges in the field.

Did anyone bother telling you where the butter was? How about where the oven is? The distinctly non-labeled oven? How far does the cooking surface go on that grill, anyway? Any hot portions that aren't on the home model where someone's hands could land because another contestant forgot to yell "Behind you!" Cooking in a parking lot? Anybody fill the potholes? Oh, hanging pots, what a very bad idea...

Now let's talk presentation. Sure, no one else has ever seen that ingredient either, but at least they know what color it is. Did you know using it will turn your sauce to the rough hue of sewage unless you counterbalance? Let's hope so. Can you artistically arrange your plate when you can't see the results? With enough time, practice, and people giving you feedback, absolutely -- which isn't available here.

By the way, remember that Identify The Ingredients challenge?

She could qualify for the last eighteen. She might be one of the most talented cooks in the field. But the producers are going to need some fast thinking to accommodate her -- and if there's anything reality TV hates to do, it's think.

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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 MasterChef: Season #3   Estee     06-05-12       
   RE: MasterChef: Season #3   Estee     06-05-12     1  
     RE: MasterChef: Season #3   Starshine     06-05-12     2  
         RE: MasterChef: Season #3   Pretty_Kitty     06-05-12     3  
             Keep in mind...   krismiss2us     06-05-12     4  
                 RE: Keep in mind...   jbug     06-07-12     5  
                     RE: Keep in mind...   JessicaRN     06-07-12     6  
                         RE: Keep in mind...   krismiss2us     06-09-12     7  
                             RE: Keep in mind...   Starshine     06-27-12     15  
   And then there were eighteen.   Estee     06-12-12     8  
     Master Chef: Hold the CHEESE   moonbaby     06-12-12     9  
   Sensible reactions.   Estee     06-13-12     10  
   Apple pie royale with cheese.   Estee     06-19-12     11  
   Least liked so far   moonbaby     06-20-12     12  
     RE: Least liked so far   Estee     06-26-12     13  
         RE: Least liked so far   Tummy     06-26-12     14  
             The Bad Hat   moonbaby     06-28-12     16  
   Tali-ho!   Estee     07-10-12     17  
     Got the impression   moonbaby     07-10-12     18  
   We all hate Monti   Starshine     07-10-12     19  
     RE: We all hate Monti   jbug     07-10-12     20  
     RE: We all hate Monti   weltek     07-11-12     21  
         RE: We all hate Monti   msquared     07-11-12     22  
   Team leader switcharoo   moonbaby     07-17-12     23  
     RE: Team leader switcharoo   msquared     07-17-12     24  
         RE: Team leader switcharoo   Starshine     07-17-12     25  
             RE: Team leader switcharoo   weltek     07-17-12     27  
                 RE: Team leader switcharoo   Starshine     07-17-12     29  
     RE: Team leader switcharoo   weltek     07-17-12     26  
     RE: Team leader switcharoo   Estee     07-17-12     28  
   Top 2?   msquared     07-17-12     30  
     RE: Top 2?   emydi     07-18-12     31  
   Twistaroo #2- a beauty to behold   moonbaby     07-19-12     32  
     RE: Twistaroo #2- a beauty to behol...   weltek     07-19-12     33  
         RE: Twistaroo #2- a beauty to behol...   krismiss2us     07-22-12     34  
         You both called it...   Estee     07-24-12     35  
             RE: You both called it...   emydi     07-24-12     36  
                 RE: You both called it...   Estee     07-24-12     37  
   Elimination Houdini.   Estee     07-25-12     38  
     RE: Elimination Houdini.   emydi     07-25-12     39  
     Major disappointment   moonbaby     07-25-12     40  
     RE: Elimination Houdini.   weltek     08-02-12     41  
   Where oh where has my Monti gone?   msquared     08-24-12     42  
   Final 3   moonbaby     08-30-12     43  
     RE: Final 3   Starshine     08-31-12     44  
         RE: Final 3   JessicaRN     09-03-12     45  
   Final Two.   Estee     09-05-12     46  
     RE: Final Two.   msquared     09-05-12     47  
         RE: Final Two.   krismiss2us     09-05-12     48  
             RE: Final Two.   PepeLePew13     09-10-12     49  
                 RE: Final Two.   weltek     09-13-12     50  
   This just makes me sad   moonbaby     08-01-13     51  
     RE: This just makes me sad   Starshine     08-02-13     52  
     Rest in peace   moonbaby     10-15-13     53  
         RE: Rest in peace   JessicaRN     10-16-13     54  

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