Episode 5.22: Marry Me a Little
Airdate: May 10, 2009

04/22 - Bree goes to extremes to hide her true intentions from Orson; Susan and Jackson put on an act for the authorities; Lynette is shocked at the lengths Tom will go to in order to look younger; Katherine masks the truth from Mike, afraid to lose him; and Dave is on edge when he learns a key witness to his misdeeds surfaces. Gale Harold guest stars as Jackson Braddock. Source: ABC

Episodes 5.23 and 5.24: Everybody Says Don't / If It's Only in Your Head (Season finale)
Airdate: May 17, 2009 from 9 to 11 p.m.

05/05 - It may not be a game-changer along the lines of last year's five-year time jump, but this should still get the kids talking: Desperate Housewives will conclude its season on May 17 with a surprise wedding, sources confirm to me exclusively. The nuptials are so top secret that even members of the show's cast and crew don't know who's walking down the aisle. "People are being told on a need-to-know basis," whispers a Housewives insider. Source: The Ausiello Files

05/05 - Flashing forward, backward and sideways is so yesterday, so Housewives will have to stoop to tried-and-true plot twists to wow the Wisteria Lane faithful. Right? Wrong . Using words such as "killer" and "fantastic" to sum up the two-hour finale, Neal McDonough (who plays Edie's murderous hubby, Dave) told us, "What series creator Marc Cherry has come up with is amazing. The fans are going to love it." But will a certain Housewife love the surprising news her doctor has for her? Source: TV Guide Online

05/03 - In the first hour, entitled "Everybody Says Don't" (9:00-10:00 p.m.), Gaby runs into an old acquaintance who's lost everything, Lynette is upset with Tom for his latest "bright idea," Orson threatens to blackmail Bree, and Susan accepts Dave's "friendly" gesture. The season's mystery and suspense come to a shocking end in the second hour, "If It's Only in Your Head" (10:00-11:00 p.m.), as Lynette adapts to Tom's decision to go back to school, Orson takes a beating that Bree cannot comprehend, Gaby's niece moves to Wisteria Lane, and Susan and MJ's lives are in grave danger at the hands of Dave. Guest starring in "Everybody Says Don't" are Gale Harold as Jackson Braddock, Richard Burghi as Karl and Lily Tomlin as Roberta. Guest stars in "If It's Only in Your Head" are tbd. Source: ABC

04/22 - Seems a major character from the series' first two seasons will return in the last five minutes of next month's finale for a huge surprise. "DH" creator Marc Cherry wouldn't say who, but when the panel moderator brought "Gaby's gardener boy John" up, Cherry smirked and said, "Well I think we're done here." Does this mean Jesse Metcalfe is coming back to Fairview? Or was Mr. Cherry just throwing us off the trail of the returning character's real identity? An insider tells me to expect Metcalfe back. Source: Zap2It's Korbi TV

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