I'd rather bet on Jake getting locked in the cooler. Oddswise, given the broken state shown in the season preview, that's got to be somewhere safely above zero...

Heidi did seem to be doing well. And then the drinking started. And the happy fun talk with Danielle. And as you noted, she brought up He Who Must Be Mulched. It all went downhill from there -- and she's still my favorite to take this thing just based on family experience. She has to know some people in the business -- right...?

This is priceless. We get to actually see hamsters try to think and produce good ideas. It's like The Apprentice week eight, without having to endure Trump. I can stomach Boogie better than Trump.

Terrifyingly, there's an argument to be made for Malin as the less sexist.

And yes, this is going to be a major brainpower challenge: I just don't know if anyone in this group can get past buck private. Was the picnic idea any good, or was it grabbed just to keep from losing another day? Only the reviews know for sure...

This show should be incredibly easy to spoil -- if you live nearby.