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03-02-07, 01:27 AM (EST)
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"My thoughts on the girls"
1. Gina Glockson ("Alone")

Again, the song is 7 sizes too big for Gina who she resorts to yelling her face off. We also now know, based on her skin-tight red dress, that Ms. Glockson wears granny panties. Nice.

2. Alaina Alexander ("Not Ready To Make Nice")

Alaina claims she loves her mom and then sings this. The intro was surprisingly unobjectionable; the middle saw Alaina's voice drowned over by her more talented back-up singers; the end was the musical equivalent of a flat line.

3. LaKisha Jones ("Midnight Train To Georgia")

LaKisha's problem is the opposite of Gina's. This song is too petite for LaKisha's big momma voice; hence, a boring rendition of a boring song.

4. Melinda Doolittle ("My Funny Valentine")

Hello, season 6 is over. We have the winner here. That beautiful and expressive voice of Melinda is perfection in sound form. Words cannot express. Thank you, Melinda, thank you. Ooh, is that a bunny I see hopping towards the rainbow?

5. Antonella Barba ("Because You Love Me")

She just had to ruin my brief magical moment, doesn't she? Well, what is there to say? If her vulva could bleat like a sheep being molested by a polar bear, then it would probably sound like this. It's not even funny anymore.

6. Jordan Sparks ("Reflection")

Jordan struggled with the low notes at the beginning but did quite well come belting time. I also like that she was not just singing, but also trying to convey the song's meaning. Good job.

7. Stephanie Edwards ("Dangerously In Love")

Her song choice is further proof that she's actually Kelly Rowland and she's out to show that she's better than Beyonce. "Stephanie"'s stage presence and vocal skills cannot be denied. When she performs, she wants everyone to shut up and listen. Not enough to threaten Melinda though.

8. Leslie Hunt ("Feeling Good")

The intro was interesting, pleasant even. And then, some earth-bound spirit possessed poor Leslie and made her sing in tongues. If, by some miracle, Leslie is still back next week, she should not let 4 year old sister dress her up again. Ever.

9. Haley Scarnato ("Queen of the Night")

Someone give this girl some iron supplements. Her voice, her performance, her outfit is just plain weak. And I can smell the Pagoda cold-wave lotion on her permed hair from way back here.

10. Sabrina Sloan ("All The Man That I Need")

Nobody but nobody can sing "All The Man That I Need" better than Whitney when she did it in the early '90s. Not even Whitney 2007. So it's no surprise I didn't like Sabrina's feeble take on this classic.

Best of the Night: Melinda, Melinda, Melinda
Worst of the Night: Antonella Barba.

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 RE: My thoughts on the girls Wingbob 03-02-07 1
 RE: My thoughts on the girls HocusPocus 03-02-07 2
 RE: My thoughts on the girls agman 03-03-07 3
 RE: My thoughts on the girls agman 03-03-07 4
 RE: My thoughts on the girls bob_chester 03-05-07 5

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Wingbob 79 desperate attention whore postings
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03-02-07, 07:32 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: My thoughts on the girls"
>8. Leslie Hunt ("Feeling Good")
>
> If,
>by some miracle, Leslie is
>still back next week, she
>should not let 4 year
>old sister dress her up
>again. Ever.

It looked like she was dressing like Pat Benatar, circa 1981.

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03-02-07, 10:50 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: My thoughts on the girls"
Sabrina is my dark horse. She will get stronger as the show progresses.

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03-03-07, 06:23 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: My thoughts on the girls"
LAST EDITED ON 03-03-07 AT 06:25 PM (EST)

I think Antonella needs to leave, and what has kept her in is the controversy over the internet pictures and that she is pretty(sort of, i guess) but I think this will all begin to wear off and she will finally get the booooooot. The only problem is that I thought the same thing about a certain contestant last year who had no talent and .......Taylor Hicks won the whole thing. go figure

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03-03-07, 06:28 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: My thoughts on the girls"
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I think Gina glockson sound like a boiled owl when she tries to sing. I think she gives new meaning to the term screamer.

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03-05-07, 06:53 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: My thoughts on the girls"
>1. Gina Glockson ("Alone")
>
>Again, the song is 7 sizes
>too big for Gina who
>she resorts to yelling her
>face off. We also now
>know, based on her skin-tight
>red dress, that Ms. Glockson
>wears granny panties. Nice.
>
>
I know that Gina is not the best singer and will not win. But I hope she makes it deep into the commitition. She is HOT because she is herself and she has got it all.
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