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"Hey Amber..."
true 9689 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-16-03, 11:06 PM (EST)
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"Hey Amber..." |
Olive Garden is NOT Italian. LOL! She probably thinks Boones Farm is great wine too. That poor simpleton was really out of her league. -true When it comes to Italian food, yes, I am a snob.
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true 9689 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-17-03, 00:01 AM (EST)
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I'm still laughing! I think that Olive Garden exchange between Amber and Andrew, was one of the funniest ever on reality tv!Amber- What's your favorite restaurant.......chain? Andrew- Ummm Amber- Mine is Olive Garden!!! Andrew- Oh, I don't like Olive Garden. Amber- WHAT?!? You mean you don't like Italian food??? You don't like Pasta??? Andrew- No. I don't like Olive Garden. Amber- *looks around in utter confusion* Buahahaha! Could she be more clueless? Was she drunk when he told her he was a multi-millionaire, winery owner?
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triednottowatch 281 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star"
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04-17-03, 12:18 PM (EST)
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You know what's funny? Andrew had no problem with Amber getting s**t-faced, but he's mortified when she likes Olive Garden. Wait, I know! They don't serve Firestone wine there! LOL
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dajaki 1454 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson"
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04-17-03, 02:01 AM (EST)
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Amber and her perpetually surprised eyebrows cracked me up! They shot up when she discovered A didn't like OG (and rightfully so - DH and I found the best Italian place in Phx recently and it makes OG look like a school cafeteria), they shot up when he tried to kindly explain what a boring conversationalist she is, they shot up when she didn't get a rose, they shot up when he ran out the door to explain that now wasn't the right time for them (which just means that she is the most likely to be called if he ever decides to cheat on the future Mrs. Firestone). Just too funny!
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Ahtumbreez 10456 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-17-03, 07:43 AM (EST)
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*Hey, I think *I* cook better Italian food than some of these restaurants... but y'all are going to have to find that out for yourselves Dawg, that sounds suspiciously like an invitation for all of us to come over and eat dinner, so.......what time? Personally, I like Chicken Scampi from OG. But my Italian grandmother wouldn't set foot in their door, I must have peasant tastebuds. (c) 2003 GeorgiaBelle Creations,Inc. All rights reserved Celebrity Mole PTTE Champion
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triednottowatch 281 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star"
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04-17-03, 10:46 AM (EST)
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Nah, Amber's going to want something cooked in a wine sauce.
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Ahtumbreez 10456 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-18-03, 08:06 AM (EST)
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mmmm, shrimp scampi! Forget Amber, what kind of wine do you want me to bring? (c) 2003 GeorgiaBelle Creations,Inc. All rights reserved Celebrity Mole PTTE Champion
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dajaki 1454 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson"
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04-18-03, 12:47 PM (EST)
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My husband would be putty in my hands if I served him a good shrimp scampi with fettucini alfredo! Recipe please!
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triednottowatch 281 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star"
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04-17-03, 09:49 AM (EST)
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I have to admit I had some not so nice thoughts when I saw Amber scarfing down all those snacks. Think about it....She can't drink in moderation, she can't eat in moderation, hmmm, wonder what else she can't do in moderation. (insert wicked laugh here.)
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Long Dong Pagong 25 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beauty Pageant Celebrity Judge"
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04-17-03, 11:29 AM (EST)
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That portion of the dinner conversation was about as scintillating as, well...just about every conversation between Evan Marriott and all of the women of Joe Millionaire!
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jewelz10 54 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Hollywood Squares Square"
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04-22-03, 10:40 AM (EST)
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I think my hubby is still trying to visualize that one...
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