And I want Megan to leave television forever. Neither of us is likely to get our wish.

Wikipedia has the cast photo and list of seventeen suckers who believe they can somehow get this woman to sign a pre-nup. (One of them -- Donald Farmer -- has his own page: low-key movie & television director/screenwriter.) Megan's quote on the lineup's potential winner: "He doesn't have to be rich; he has to be stable." And worth at least one million dollars just to apply.

Here's the group which proves money and common sense don't always go together.

*looks* Wow. Even for a dating show, that is way Caucasian... Doesn't seem to be the best (conventionally) looking group either, but A. we don't know Megan's physical type and B. net worth is so much more important. Judging by looks is shallow: judging by bank account is recession-proof.

As you might notice below, they're also skewing fairly old (as compared to Megan's own age), but that's okay: the sooner they die and leave her their fortune, the better.

Al 41
Alexander 32
Audi 35
Corey 31
David 41
Donald Farmer 50
Francisco 29
Garth 38
James 25
Joe 22
Matt Riviera 25
Mike 45
Sharay "Punisher" 35
Ryan 31
"Sex Toy Dave" 40
Shaun 30
TJ 38

I want her to lose. I'm hoping she gets her heart purse broken. But -- it's a no-win situation for the viewers. Should she find someone, this spoiled princess of the pointless may have everything she ever wanted forever, and the unjustness of the universe will continue apace.

And if she doesn't? Season #2.

Premiere is August 2nd. Make other plans now while there's still time.

Best hope: Brandi finally wakes up and gets away.