LAST EDITED ON 03-31-08 AT 08:35 AM (EST)

Episode 4.11: Sunday
Airdate: April 13, 2008

03/30 - Carlos remains hospitalized after going blind in the storm and pretends it's temporary. "Things get complicated when Gaby shows up with a priest and gets Carlos to marry her," Cherry says. Later, jealous Edie will reveal the truth. But says Longoria Parker, "As superficial as Gaby is, she might surprise you by standing by her man." Lynette decides to go to church with Bree. Susan brings in her accountant cousin, Tim, to help her with taxes -- and she'll catch him in a sexual situation with Katherine. Source: TV Guide

Episode 4.12: In Buddy's Eyes
Airdate: April 20, 2008

03/30 - Old wounds will reopen when Lynette's mad crush Rick returns. Source: TV Guide
03/27 - Katherine Mayfair stands at a podium before a grand, twinkling ballroom, resplendent in formfitting purple satin - though her updo is uncharacteristically disheveled. She's going on about the Founders Day award - something relating to community service and whatnot - but Bree Hodge is having none of it. "From the moment I started working with that obnoxious backstabber," Bree fumes at her banquet table, "she's done nothing but pull the spotlight off of me and onto her." Just a moment later, though, the spotlight is back on Bree - literally - as Katherine announces that Wisteria Lane's resident perfectionist is, in fact, the recipient of this year's award. Bree floats up to the podium, all flowy teal dress and perfect red curls. As Katherine leans in to offer a congratulary embrace, she whispers to Bree, "I know you tried to poison me, you #####." "Nice hair," Bree replies under her breath. Then, turning on her trademark smile, she faces her adoring audience. <...> But when the show returns, will have a fast falling-out over planning that Founders Day banquet, capped off with Katherine's not-so-accidental (but hardly fatal) poisoning. They will, however, reconcile once again and launch a catering business together. <... Gaby> will find there are certain perks , like the handicapped-parking placard that allows her a prime spot at the mall, leading to a less-than-politically-correct altercation with some angry men in wheelchairs. Source: Entertainment Weekly

General Spoilers:

03/30 - Lynette decides to go to church with Bree. Pill-popping Mike emerges from rehab "and he'll go to everyone he's wronged to ask forgiveness, including Orson," Cherry says. "That triggers a weird response -- Orson starts sleepwalking." Katherine has bigger worries: Her presumed-dead ex arrives. Source: TV Guide
03/27 - It seems that Cherry has decided to take a page from the Lost playbook and set Housewives' expiration date well in advance. He plans to pull the plug after three more seasons, once the series' standard seven-year contract runs out in 2011. Source: Entertainment Weekly

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