PLEASE NOTE: The Reality TV World Message Boards are filled with desperate
attention-seekers pretending to be one big happy PG/PG13-rated family. Don't
be fooled. Trying to get everyone to agree with you is like herding cats,
but intolerance for other viewpoints is NOT welcome and respect for other
posters IS required at all times. Jump in and play, and you'll soon find out
how easy it is to fit in, but save your drama for your mama. All members are
encouraged to read the
complete guidelines.
As entertainment critic Roger
Ebert once said, "If you disagree with something I write, tell me so, argue
with me, correct me--but don't tell me to shut up. That's not the American way."
I managed to get through about forty minutes of it, just long enough for the nicknaming 'ceremony' to wrap up, before I reminded myself of the show's most basic truth:
If Flav thinks that doing so will mean a third season, then no one will 'win' the second one, for reality television's lowest possible value of 'win'. And yes, I know I said that last night on the B.B.A.Stards thread. Still applies. Flav will continue to berate actors playing the part of VH1 casting executives for their horrible taste in women, even though he did all the picking himself this time. Just like Donald does all of his own casting. Exactly like that.
Oh, and this season's crop?
They're all insane.
Every last one of them. Completely and utterly out of their minds. The clocks are not moving, and they're stuck on two a.m. Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo!
Be afraid. Be very, very afraid.
(You do have the money to get me to write a summary of this mess. $5000 per episode, please. Plus expenses. Once having to summarize this thing officially turns me into an alcoholic and/or drug addict, I'm not paying for the sweet relief.)
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