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kathliam 3669 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge" 05-17-06, 07:22 PM (EST) "American Idol 5: Final 3 Results Show 5/17/06" Please keep all discussion of tonight's program in this thread until 12:00 AM EST for the benefit of those in other time zones who wish to be surprised by the outcome. Reminder: I will be unavailable to help with play-by-play for this program, due to the 2-hour The Amazing Race finale airing at the same time. I know you guys will do a great job!!   Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    RE: American Idol 5: Final 3 Result... mrc 05-17-06 1    RE: American Idol 5: Final 3 Result... Snidget 05-17-06 2  RE: American Idol 5: Final 3 Result... frisky 05-17-06 3  RE: American Idol 5: Final 3 Result... frisky 05-17-06 4    RE: American Idol 5: Final 3 Result... 2Centz 05-18-06 33  Segment One. Snidget 05-17-06 5  RE: American Idol 5: Final 3 Result... frisky 05-17-06 6  RE: American Idol 5: Final 3 Result... frisky 05-17-06 7  RE: American Idol 5: Final 3 Result... frisky 05-17-06 8  Segment two Snidget 05-17-06 9  RE: American Idol 5: Final 3 Result... frisky 05-17-06 10  Boobage mrc 05-17-06 11  RE: American Idol 5: Final 3 Result... frisky 05-17-06 12  Segment Three of dear Lord how long... Snidget 05-17-06 13  Foreshadowing? geekboy 05-17-06 14    RE: Foreshadowing? frisky 05-17-06 16        RE: Foreshadowing? Snidget 05-17-06 18  RE: American Idol 5: Final 3 Result... frisky 05-17-06 15  Segment Four. Snidget 05-17-06 17  RE: American Idol 5: Final 3 Result... frisky 05-17-06 19  Segment 5 Snidget 05-17-06 20  RE: American Idol 5: Final 3 Result... frisky 05-17-06 21    RE: American Idol 5: Final 3 Result... niteowl0205 05-17-06 22  RE: American Idol 5: Final 3 Result... frisky 05-17-06 23    RE: American Idol 5: Final 3 Result... cahaya 05-17-06 29        RE: American Idol 5: Final 3 Result... opinionated 05-17-06 30        RE: American Idol 5: Final 3 Result... sica077 05-17-06 31        RE: American Idol 5: Final 3 Result... Tahj 05-18-06 34            RE: American Idol 5: Final 3 Result... Snidget 05-18-06 35  Buh-bye, Elliott mrc 05-17-06 24    RE: Buh-bye, Elliott choobie 05-17-06 27  Segment 666 Snidget 05-17-06 25    RE: Segment 666 emydi 05-18-06 37  RE: American Idol 5: Final 3 Result... frisky 05-17-06 26    RE: American Idol 5: Final 3 Result... sica077 05-17-06 32  Props to Frisky and Snidget kathliam 05-17-06 28  RE: American Idol 5: Final 3 Result... Puffy 05-18-06 36

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mrc 10113 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 05-17-06, 08:08 PM (EST) 1. "RE: American Idol 5: Final 3 Results Show 5/17/06" I'm here. Yay, me! *does splits*   Top

Snidget 44369 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 05-17-06, 08:35 PM (EST) 2. "RE: American Idol 5: Final 3 Results Show 5/17/06" I'm here too! I can't do the splits I'll do my best for a segment by segment play by play.   Top

frisky 11695 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 05-17-06, 08:49 PM (EST) 3. "RE: American Idol 5: Final 3 Results Show 5/17/06" LAST EDITED ON 05-17-06 AT 09:00 PM (EST) Face and Pickler sighting, and Pickles got her hair cut! She looks like Martha Stewart! 50 million votes "came in" says Seacrust. As opposed to the other 25 mill that couldn't get through?   Top

frisky 11695 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 05-17-06, 08:54 PM (EST) 4. "RE: American Idol 5: Final 3 Results Show 5/17/06" Recrap, Smelliot sings, Randy was in Journey, McQueenie sings and Slimon sticks up for her, Taylor sings, judges fight, Smelliot sings Paula's stupid song, Kat boinks the floor again, Taylor sings wooo-hooo, more Smelliot, McCrappy craps on the stage, Taylor addresses the a$$hole patrol. Who will we see next Tuesday? Rolly made this. Desperate Housecats   Top

2Centz 150 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson" 05-18-06, 01:53 AM (EST) 33. "RE: American Idol 5: Final 3 Results Show 5/17/06" Frisky, you are pure evil. And I think I love you.   Top

Snidget 44369 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 05-17-06, 08:54 PM (EST) 5. "Segment One." Let the filler begin!! Ryan introduces Taylor, Kat and Elliot and cue the theme music. Ace is in the house with Kellie Pickler. 515 millionn votes on the journey to final 2. over 50 million votes last night. Margin is close. Standard judge introduction. Review of last night, with a replay of the songs and judges comments (how will they ever drag this out for an hour?) Oh, we will have footage of the home visits, but after the break   Top

frisky 11695 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 05-17-06, 09:00 PM (EST) 6. "RE: American Idol 5: Final 3 Results Show 5/17/06" More filler. Rebecca Romaine Lettuce and Hugh Jackman whoring their movie.   Top

frisky 11695 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 05-17-06, 09:03 PM (EST) 7. "RE: American Idol 5: Final 3 Results Show 5/17/06" Home visits. I just realized Taylor's eyebrows are FUG! Taylor gets key to the city. Woooooo!! Big billboard of Taylor in his "I hafta pee" pose. Off to a shopping centre. Playing with his band again. The mayor doesn't have rhythm! LOL!   Top

frisky 11695 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 05-17-06, 09:06 PM (EST) 8. "RE: American Idol 5: Final 3 Results Show 5/17/06" *yawn* Okay, it's Taylor Hicks Day and the governor's wife is wearing her fluffy pink bathrobe. Taylor is amazed and mesmerized. Seacrust points out that the mayor has no rhythm. OMG now he's gonna sing?? We have to hear them all sing? We have to go through all this with all of them??!! Well, at least he's singing "Taking it to the Streets" with the swingy-arm thing and the nipple tassles. Oh, great, Elliot and McFlea are dancing behind him. OMG is it too late to start watching TAR?   Top

Snidget 44369 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 05-17-06, 09:07 PM (EST) 9. "Segment two" Idols as elderly hip-hop peeps comercial *eek* If you need the torture--they have all the ford comercial at the Idol website. Stars from X-men and gives them a sneek peak of the upcoming movie. How many products can we pimp during this show? They flew them home on private jets. Taylor did a Southern Food tour while he was home. Ribs and Pancakes for breakfast. Montage of his press tour with Soul Man from Blues Brothers in the background. Then a parade for Taylor (was that a woodchuck?) He get a Key to the city of Birmingham from the mayor. Then goes to Hoover where he went to high school. Looks like they packed the whole town into the Mall for him. Had a performance and then off to the Governor. They go outside to make an anouncement. May 16th is Taylor Hicks day. Then fly back to Hollywood. Ryan tells Taylor he needs to teach the mayor of Hoover how to dance. Taylor sings Taking it to the Streets from the American Idol CD (I told you there would be more product pimping) Goes over and dances with Kat and Elliot. back on stage and they come over and dance with him. He finally gets the stage to himself. You'll never believe it but Paula is dancing. Finishes up with Kat and Elliot next to him. Katharine comes up after the break.   Top

frisky 11695 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 05-17-06, 09:09 PM (EST) 10. "RE: American Idol 5: Final 3 Results Show 5/17/06" We are blessed with commercials. Dyin Kneethrust warns us that next up, we will suffer through much of the same vile vileness, but replace Taylor with McPee.   Top

mrc 10113 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 05-17-06, 09:17 PM (EST) 11. "Boobage" Does Kat really need padding on her oobies? At least, that's how it looks.   Top

frisky 11695 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 05-17-06, 09:18 PM (EST) 12. "RE: American Idol 5: Final 3 Results Show 5/17/06" LAST EDITED ON 05-17-06 AT 09:19 PM (EST) Okay, it's 6:30 am and Kat McQueen is just getting home. Oh wait, no, she's taking off to do the Taylor thing. See Kat on the radio. See Kat twirling in front of a helicopter. See Kat at the Hollywood sign. See Kat at a high school, practicing the moves she will use in her future as a stripper. It's Kat McScreech Day. She sings and gets mobbed. She is home now, and introduces us to her boyfriend. Oh wait, that's her dog. She kisses babies and pets animals. Birds are singing. Kat is wearing one of her signature maternity tops. Her mother is dressed like a hooker, with oobies spilling out. Kat is singing and stripping. The shoes are off. UM, what is wrong with the audio? Is she lip-syncing? Because her lips aren't matching the sound. IT'S A CONSPIRACY!! Bud Bundy is up next.   Top

Snidget 44369 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 05-17-06, 09:18 PM (EST) 13. "Segment Three of dear Lord how long is this show anyway????" 20 minutes of filler down 35 more minutes to go. Kat had a 10 minute journey to home to Sherman Oaks. Starts of at Good Day LA. Says she doesn't have small town support but has gotten good support from LA. Over to her favorite radio station. WEll at least she gets a helicopter ride. Goes to Notre Dame High School the Mayor of LA proclaims it Kat day. She does a performance that soudned drowned out by the noise in the Gym. And thye are heading to her parent's house. We meet Lily thedog and her God daughter (from 8 days ago). Another song from the American Idol CD. "Think" And she is sitting on the stage again and took off her shoes then does the walkway behind the judges. Sings to Randy then back up on stage. Throws in Simon's name in the you need me segment. Todd Bridges in the house *eek* Elliot coming up next.   Top

geekboy 1788 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Herbal Healing Drugs Endorser" 05-17-06, 09:23 PM (EST) 14. "Foreshadowing?" Taylor's montage first. Kat's montage second. Elliots 3rd. Could it be a hint as to who is going? geekboy   Top

frisky 11695 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 05-17-06, 09:29 PM (EST) 16. "RE: Foreshadowing?" I thought when Ryan said "you're a good man, Elliot" and slapped him on the back, it was like "see ya, buddy."   Top

Snidget 44369 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 05-17-06, 09:31 PM (EST) 18. "RE: Foreshadowing?" Yep it does seem like we are being prepped for an Elliot boot.   Top

frisky 11695 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 05-17-06, 09:27 PM (EST) 15. "RE: American Idol 5: Final 3 Results Show 5/17/06" Smelliot goes home and is King for a day. It's good to be King, says Ryan, which reminds me of Scott Stapp in his homemade porn video. This, along with all this useless filler, makes me vomit. Projectilely. Okay, so Bud Bundy seems to be genuinely happy to be home. Okay, the audio is definitely screwed, because the noises coming from Elliot's mouth don't match his mouth. Now Elliot gets a parade and gets to go throw out the first pitch at the ballgame tonight. You know, I'm really happy for Smelliot right now. He's like that really ugly dog that's so ugly it's cute, you know? Good for you, Smelliot. OMG back to the show and everyone is friggin' bawling!!   Top

Snidget 44369 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 05-17-06, 09:29 PM (EST) 17. "Segment Four. " 30 minutes of filler down and 25 to go. Does time always move this slowly? Now we get Elliot's visit. Gavin Degraw in the house...how many DAW's can we pimp? Went home to Richmond Virginia. He felt like he was the King. Guess what? It was Elliot day in Richmond...its three for three. There is the press tour, then over to the pharmacy where he worked at. Then off to downtown for a performance. Peeps on the roof tops ready to jump it they pimp one more star or product. Off to see the governor. He not only gets a parade but goes to the ballpark to throw out the first pitch. Mom is overwhelmed during the Parade. Not a bad pitch. And back to LA. Elliot is crying, Paula is crying. And his cut from the American Idol CD Moody's Mood for Love. Doing the standing in one place crooning thing. Taylor and Kat bobbing their heads and singing along from the couch. Results after the break.   Top

frisky 11695 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 05-17-06, 09:36 PM (EST) 19. "RE: American Idol 5: Final 3 Results Show 5/17/06" The results now? No, Clive Davis. The finalists give him the plague. Ooops, no, it's a plaque. Clive reads from cue cards. Brak brak brak.   Top

Snidget 44369 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 05-17-06, 09:38 PM (EST) 20. "Segment 5" 45 minutes of pimping and filler down, they only have to fill up 10 more before we can get down to business. Oh.The.Horror. Now we get to see Ryan pimp the whole CD. Now we get a recap of the whole run of the show and how well they've pimped the winners. Now they bring out Clive Davis. The Idols have a plaque to commenorate the massive pimping. Now he goes over the sales for Kelly Clarkson, Ruben, Clay, Fantasia, Bo on way to platinum and Carrie country hit. Ok that killed 5 minutes. Now we get to the thank the producers, etc. segment. Finally he accepts the award. Your results live after the break.   Top

frisky 11695 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 05-17-06, 09:38 PM (EST) 21. "RE: American Idol 5: Final 3 Results Show 5/17/06" COMMERCIAL AGAIN!   Top

niteowl0205 136 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson" 05-17-06, 09:41 PM (EST) 22. "RE: American Idol 5: Final 3 Results Show 5/17/06" Pleeease let Kat stay!!   Top

frisky 11695 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 05-17-06, 09:43 PM (EST) 23. "RE: American Idol 5: Final 3 Results Show 5/17/06" I am ten years older than I was when I first posted on this thread. Now Ryan is giving us a math lesson. We are to believe that the votes are split as follows: 33.68 33.26 33.06 The lowest is Elliott. Aw. That's too bad.   Top

cahaya 19891 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 05-17-06, 10:12 PM (EST) 29. "RE: American Idol 5: Final 3 Results Show 5/17/06" Looking at these numbers makes me wonder... with the phone lines completely full during the vote time, is the vote more of a lottery? An Arkie Asian creation, with Foo dog images by Bob.   Top

opinionated 151 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson" 05-17-06, 10:59 PM (EST) 30. "RE: American Idol 5: Final 3 Results Show 5/17/06" My thoughts EXACTLY. These results were just a total crap shoot. They may as well have picked names out of a hat.   Top

sica077 523 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator" 05-17-06, 11:00 PM (EST) 31. "RE: American Idol 5: Final 3 Results Show 5/17/06" LAST EDITED ON 05-17-06 AT 11:05 PM (EST) It is interesting that you mention that, because I was saying the same exact thing when they were showing "how close" the votes were. With the phone lines full, it really is similar to "the luck of the draw".   Top

Tahj 4136 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest" 05-18-06, 11:27 AM (EST) 34. "RE: American Idol 5: Final 3 Results Show 5/17/06" I wonder how much of a difference text messaging makes. They don't have problems getting through, right? Does Dial Idol have the breakdown? Moves courtesy of Syren   Top

Snidget 44369 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 05-18-06, 11:41 AM (EST) 35. "RE: American Idol 5: Final 3 Results Show 5/17/06" dial idol data, but they only have up 2 lines each, I thought there were three? Idol ............Busy Percent Actual Rank Taylor Hicks ......82.5 - Taylor Hicks #2... 79.85 - Katharine McPhee ..72.604 - Elliott Yamin .....71.703 3 Elliott Yamin #2.. 69.762 3 Katharine McPhee #2 68.452 -   Top

mrc 10113 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 05-17-06, 09:44 PM (EST) 24. "Buh-bye, Elliott" C'ya!   Top

choobie 14 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Got Milk? Spokesperson" 05-17-06, 09:50 PM (EST) 27. "RE: Buh-bye, Elliott" >C'ya! yep I agree Elliot is gonesville Taylor and Kat in the finals with Taylor winning! Yayayayay   Top

Snidget 44369 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 05-17-06, 09:47 PM (EST) 25. "Segment 666" Finally, maybe, they will get down to the results rather than the business of pimping. Which set of fans joins the conspiracy theorists next?? 33.06% on the big srean 33.26%, finally 33.68% There is a name behind the numbers. 33.06% the lowest...whose name is behind there how long can ryan drag this out.... lets see it now. And Elliot is going home. Paula looks pissed, then sad. We have a Taylor Kat finale. Elliot takes the loss gracefully and a round of applause for Mom. Cue the montage of the journey to "Bad Day" but then you knew that. Elliot sings us out with I think it was the idol's choice song from last night. Paula guess what, dances.   Top

emydi 13669 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 05-18-06, 04:06 PM (EST) 37. "RE: Segment 666" So if there were 50million votes give or take then 1st place got 16,840,000 2nd place 16,630,000 AND Elliott 16,530,000 He lost by 100,000 votes and the difference btw 1 and 2 is 210,000 votes What will happen next week....   Top

frisky 11695 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 05-17-06, 09:49 PM (EST) 26. "RE: American Idol 5: Final 3 Results Show 5/17/06" Elliot had a bad day. He really is easier to look at than he was back in the day with that Caesar-do.   Top

sica077 523 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator" 05-17-06, 11:09 PM (EST) 32. "RE: American Idol 5: Final 3 Results Show 5/17/06" When they were showing his recap, I thought to myself, "ohhh, thank goodness he grew that hair out."   Top

kathliam 3669 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge" 05-17-06, 09:57 PM (EST) 28. "Props to Frisky and Snidget" Thanks, guys, for your fabulous play-by-play tonight during the Results show. (Frisky, snark much? ROFLMAO at your comments!) Thanks again for filling in during my absence. ~kath   Top

Puffy 6702 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 05-18-06, 01:10 PM (EST) 36. "RE: American Idol 5: Final 3 Results Show 5/17/06" This thread is better than any American Idol show that I ever watched. Thanks for the laughs! ©Syren Creations, 2005   Top

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