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bacon 2824 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest" 05-19-04, 08:42 PM (EST) "I challenge Nailbone to a sing-off!" That's right, punk! You and me. One microphone, one song, hundreds of posters reading our every verse! Do you have moves like this? *dances the robot*. Or songs like this? "GROUND CONTROL TO MAJOR TOM/SOMETHING SOMETHING ENGINES ARE ON". That's right, i'm gonna shout each and every verse so that the posters can feel my singing! So put on your dancing shoes, cause you're gonna get served!   Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    RE: I challenge Nailbone to a sing-... AugustGirl 05-19-04 1    RE: I challenge Nailbone to a sing-... Breezy 05-19-04 3        RE: I challenge Nailbone to a sing-... Glow 05-20-04 14            RE: I challenge Nailbone to a sing-... ElroyJetson 05-20-04 16                RE: I challenge Nailbone to a sing-... pheeann 05-20-04 29            RE: I challenge Nailbone to a sing-... BriarRosie 05-20-04 31    RE: I challenge Nailbone to a sing-... brvnkrz 05-20-04 6  RE: I challenge Nailbone to a sing-... Bebo 05-19-04 2    RE: I challenge Nailbone to a sing-... greenmonstah 05-19-04 4        RE: I challenge Nailbone to a sing-... shedevil 05-19-04 5  RE: I challenge Nailbone to a sing-... Sagebrush Dan 05-20-04 7    RE: I challenge Nailbone to a sing-... rjrabbit 05-20-04 48        RE: I challenge Nailbone to a sing-... Sagebrush Dan 05-20-04 55  RE: I challenge Nailbone to a sing-... grit 05-20-04 8    RE: I challenge Nailbone to a sing-... Bebo 05-20-04 9        RE: I challenge Nailbone to a sing-... zombiebaby 05-20-04 11  RE: I challenge Nailbone to a sing-... dirtysouth 05-20-04 10    RE: I challenge Nailbone to a sing-... Bebo 05-20-04 12        I heard Breezy 05-20-04 13            RE: I heard brvnkrz 05-20-04 15            RE: I heard geg6 05-20-04 17                RE: I heard Breezy 05-20-04 19                    RE: I heard dirtysouth 05-20-04 24            RE: I heard pheeann 05-20-04 30  RE: I challenge Nailbone to a sing-... wildchickenhunter 05-20-04 18    hhhmmm Breezy 05-20-04 20        RE: hhhmmm wildchickenhunter 05-20-04 22            RE: hhhmmm rjrabbit 05-20-04 49    RE: I challenge Nailbone to a sing-... PagongRatEater 05-20-04 32  RE: I challenge Nailbone to a sing-... buckeyegirl 05-20-04 21    RE: I challenge Nailbone to a sing-... ElroyJetson 05-20-04 26    RE: I challenge Nailbone to a sing-... GrendelsMom 05-20-04 42        RE: I challenge Nailbone to a sing-... greenmonstah 05-20-04 43  I HATE BACON Sagebrush Dan 05-20-04 23    RE: I HATE BACON Sagebrush Dan 05-20-04 25    RE: I HATE BACON geg6 05-20-04 34    RE: I HATE BACON rjrabbit 05-20-04 50        RE: I HATE BACON Sagebrush Dan 05-20-04 54  I HATE, REALLY REALLY HATE NAILBONE... Sagebrush Dan 05-20-04 27    RE: I HATE, REALLY REALLY HATE NAIL... ElroyJetson 05-20-04 28        RE: I HATE, REALLY REALLY HATE NAIL... dangerkitty 05-20-04 44    RE: I HATE, REALLY REALLY HATE NAIL... AugustGirl 05-20-04 39        RE: I HATE, REALLY REALLY HATE NAIL... Sagebrush Dan 05-20-04 47            RE: I HATE, REALLY REALLY HATE NAIL... AugustGirl 05-21-04 63                RE: I HATE, REALLY REALLY HATE NAIL... Sagebrush Dan 05-21-04 65  RE: Nailbone is ducking Bacon! PagongRatEater 05-20-04 33    Boner took his show Breezy 05-20-04 35  RE: I challenge Nailbone to a sing-... Devious Weasel 05-20-04 36    RE: I challenge Nailbone to a sing-... geg6 05-20-04 37    RE: I challenge Nailbone to a sing-... rjrabbit 05-20-04 51  People please! greenmonstah 05-20-04 38  RE: I challenge Nailbone to a sing-... Bebo 05-20-04 40    RE: I challenge Nailbone to a sing-... greenmonstah 05-20-04 41        RE: I challenge Nailbone to a sing-... dangerkitty 05-20-04 45        RE: I challenge Nailbone to a sing-... brvnkrz 05-20-04 46            RE: I challenge Nailbone to a sing-... rjrabbit 05-20-04 52            RE: I challenge Nailbone to a sing-... greenmonstah 05-21-04 66    RE: I challenge Nailbone to a sing-... LookeeLoo 05-20-04 53        RE: I challenge Nailbone to a sing-... Glow 05-20-04 60            Waiting for t-shirt LookeeLoo 05-21-04 61                RE: Waiting for t-shirt ElroyJetson 05-21-04 62                    RE: Waiting for t-shirt greenmonstah 05-21-04 67  OMG! It's AI Backup Singerz Sagebrush Dan 05-20-04 56    RE: OMG! It's AI Backup Singerz LookeeLoo 05-20-04 57        What? dangerkitty 05-20-04 58            RE: What? LookeeLoo 05-20-04 59  I WIN! bacon 05-21-04 64    Not So Fast! Devious Weasel 05-21-04 68        RE: Not So Fast! geg6 05-21-04 69        RE: Not So Fast! greenmonstah 05-21-04 70    Just hold on a minute here!!! nailbone 05-24-04 71        Not only that.... nailbone 05-24-04 72            RE: Not only that.... Devious Weasel 05-24-04 73            We have a weiner! Breezy 05-24-04 74            RE: Not only that.... geg6 05-24-04 75            RE: Not only that.... BoBoSYD 05-25-04 77                RE: Not only that.... nailbone 05-25-04 78                    RE: Not only that.... ginger 05-25-04 79                    RE: Not only that.... BoBoSYD 05-25-04 80

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AugustGirl 11534 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 05-19-04, 09:32 PM (EST) 1. "RE: I challenge Nailbone to a sing-off!" *sits down in the front row* *munches on popcorn* This is gonna be soooooo good.   Top

Breezy 18380 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 05-19-04, 10:05 PM (EST) 3. "RE: I challenge Nailbone to a sing-off!" *sits down next to Augie* Do you think Nailbone will wear his cowboy hat? Save a horse, ride a cowboy.   Top

Glow 14353 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 05-20-04, 10:37 AM (EST) 14. "RE: I challenge Nailbone to a sing-off!" *squeezes in between Augie and Breezy* Do you like my "I'm voting for Nailbone" T-shirt? Look at the back, it says "I'm voting for Bacon." Isn't it the coolest? Hey, Knockers, gimme a piece of gum, dude. an incredible JSlice creation   Top

ElroyJetson 586 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator" 05-20-04, 10:54 AM (EST) 16. "RE: I challenge Nailbone to a sing-off!" Hey, this row is full. Not fair! <heads to balcony with beer he snuck in> <chug>   Top

pheeann 101 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson" 05-20-04, 12:34 PM (EST) 29. "RE: I challenge Nailbone to a sing-off!" I have tequila if I can trade you for a swig of beer as a chaser!   Top

BriarRosie 990 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent" 05-20-04, 01:31 PM (EST) 31. "RE: I challenge Nailbone to a sing-off!" <Lori rents a U-Haul Truck. She and her moving crew "borrow" the comfy overstuffed furniture from the set of "Friends".> Hmm, since they won't be needing the furniture, I might as well move it to the Nailbone/Bacon Challenge arena. <Lori's crew assembles a stage, arranging the furniture in front of it.> I don't know about anyone else, but I have skipped past the popcorn and headed straight into the chocolate brownies. Yum. I won't vote for "the other white meat" unless he can do some major pelvis thrusting. My vote will depend on which guy can shake those hips the best. Lori Survivor: Adventurers Club Outdrink, Outlaugh, Outkungaloosh!   Top

brvnkrz 20491 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 05-20-04, 01:08 AM (EST) 6. "RE: I challenge Nailbone to a sing-off!" Like, oh my gawd dawg. I'm totally sitting next to Augie. I have hubba bubba bubble gum and I'm like totally ready for this sig off thing. Cuz I think all of the cuties are gonna come out for this and i totally want to see the kewl peeps. And like I totally can't wait to vote, but I totally want you to leave the text messaging lines open for like at least two more hours. *waving like krz to all my totally kewl friends in the room* if you don't have anything nice to say, come sit next to me. CASH Wine gopher   Top

Bebo 21083 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 05-19-04, 09:37 PM (EST) 2. "RE: I challenge Nailbone to a sing-off!" Oh, I am feelin this, Dawg! Have whip, will travel.   Top

greenmonstah 10761 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 05-19-04, 10:13 PM (EST) 4. "RE: I challenge Nailbone to a sing-off!" Nailbone does have the OT band on his musical resume...Where is he? What was this called in Eminem movie? When they battled it out rapping? Augie that popcorn better be Pirate Booty...   Top

shedevil 1 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "American Cancer Society Spokesperson" 05-19-04, 10:54 PM (EST) 5. "RE: I challenge Nailbone to a sing-off!" Get the party started.   Top

Sagebrush Dan 10002 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 05-20-04, 02:17 AM (EST) 7. "RE: I challenge Nailbone to a sing-off!" I'll make the signs. Uh, how do you spell "Bacon"? CASH Secretary of Hospitality Handcrafted by RollDdice Spelling "Boner" has always come naturally.   Top

rjrabbit 3269 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity" 05-20-04, 08:12 PM (EST) 48. "RE: I challenge Nailbone to a sing-off!" *waves* to Dan. I've missed you on OT!   Top

Sagebrush Dan 10002 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 05-20-04, 08:59 PM (EST) 55. "RE: I challenge Nailbone to a sing-off!" LAST EDITED ON 05-20-04 AT 09:03 PM (EST) CASH Secretary of Hospitality Handcrafted by RollDdice *waves* to rj. Am on dialup and have had to keep the phone lines open for a few days. I wanted to throw you a 1000th post party, but got there late. You know how hard it is to sober up the OT Choir and all.   Top

grit 4868 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Stuff Magazine Centerfold" 05-20-04, 09:00 AM (EST) 8. "RE: I challenge Nailbone to a sing-off!" I think you guys should post your pictures so that I can vote for the cutest one. And make sure you tell me what state you live in, your marital status, how many children you have, whether or not you dumped a girl after entering this sing-off, your religious affiliation, your political leanings, and what kind of pet you own. After all, I want to make an informed decision about who the best singer is.   Top

Bebo 21083 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 05-20-04, 09:03 AM (EST) 9. "RE: I challenge Nailbone to a sing-off!" Well, no matter how the sing-off goes, I'll still be dialing 1-866-IDOLS-GRIT. Have whip, will travel.   Top

zombiebaby 7356 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 05-20-04, 09:28 AM (EST) 11. "RE: I challenge Nailbone to a sing-off!" Well I will watch but I am not voting because I think the voting is fixed and I think they will only want vegetarian's in the final two. Ya know? One more of J Slice's Awesome Creations! Cracks gum and gets glo-stick ready.   Top

dirtysouth 21 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Got Milk? Spokesperson" 05-20-04, 09:28 AM (EST) 10. "RE: I challenge Nailbone to a sing-off!" Sorry Im late -sneaks in and grabs a seat Where is Nailbone? Maybe he is in the bathroom losing his lunch. Don't be scurred. -Handcrafted by RollDdice -Leaders are like Eagles..they don't flock..you find them one at a time-   Top

Bebo 21083 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 05-20-04, 09:32 AM (EST) 12. "RE: I challenge Nailbone to a sing-off!" >Where is Nailbone? His mommy is picking out some ridiculous outfit for him to wear on stage. And it takes awhile to get the diva hair-style just so. *wonders which ear Bacon will put the flower behind* Have whip, will travel.   Top

Breezy 18380 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 05-20-04, 09:57 AM (EST) 13. "I heard" he dumped his boyfriend, so don't vote for Bacon. Save a horse, ride a cowboy.   Top

brvnkrz 20491 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 05-20-04, 10:46 AM (EST) 15. "RE: I heard" But he has decided that premarital sex is bad so maybe vote for him. if you don't have anything nice to say, come sit next to me. CASH Wine gopher   Top

geg6 14941 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 05-20-04, 11:30 AM (EST) 17. "RE: I heard" U no ur only sayin that cuz ur prejudic agind pork.   Top

Breezy 18380 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 05-20-04, 11:38 AM (EST) 19. "RE: I heard" Pork. It's what's for breakfast. Yeah no!   Top

dirtysouth 21 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Got Milk? Spokesperson" 05-20-04, 12:20 PM (EST) 24. "RE: I heard" -Handcrafted by RollDdice -Leaders are like Eagles..they don't flock..you find them one at a time-   Top

pheeann 101 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson" 05-20-04, 12:35 PM (EST) 30. "RE: I heard" Is that why he's wearing his flower in his crotch now?   Top

wildchickenhunter 3192 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity" 05-20-04, 11:35 AM (EST) 18. "RE: I challenge Nailbone to a sing-off!" I would kick both your a$$'s. My singing skilss have been compared to Willy Hung. Although I am not quite as good as he is.....I am still pretty good. Flying my car to the nudie bar!   Top

Breezy 18380 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 05-20-04, 11:40 AM (EST) 20. "hhhmmm" My singing skilss have been compared to Willy Hung. Are you sure it is was your skills that were being measured up to hung? Save a horse, ride a cowboy.   Top

wildchickenhunter 3192 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity" 05-20-04, 11:54 AM (EST) 22. "RE: hhhmmm" Hi Breazy! Ah, nice catch, we all know Asians can't pronounce 'R's. So they aren't saying Willy Hung there saying rilly hung.....Thats even a bigger compliment. Thanks everyone! Flying my car to the nudie bar!   Top

rjrabbit 3269 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity" 05-20-04, 08:17 PM (EST) 49. "RE: hhhmmm" That Breezy is smart and clever! *waves* to breezy!   Top

PagongRatEater 12996 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 05-20-04, 02:28 PM (EST) 32. "RE: I challenge Nailbone to a sing-off!" Perhaps you have no professional training, either?   Top

buckeyegirl 5449 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 05-20-04, 11:49 AM (EST) 21. "RE: I challenge Nailbone to a sing-off!" Heads off to the balcony drinking section with Elroy. Now who stole the glitter pens? A Kyngsladye Original "Outwit, Outplay and Outwhatever" ~Big Tom   Top

ElroyJetson 586 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator" 05-20-04, 12:23 PM (EST) 26. "RE: I challenge Nailbone to a sing-off!" I brought some limes for your Corona. And Green Monstah dropped her glitter pens when she walked in! I snagged 'em. <hic><chug> <pssst> <opens Corona and passes it to BuckeyeGirl> Thinks THIS thread is what this forum is all about!   Top

GrendelsMom 3272 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity" 05-20-04, 06:00 PM (EST) 42. "RE: I challenge Nailbone to a sing-off!" Now who stole the glitter pens? Hey, I just got an ad for those in my in-box. And there's a new product that can enlarge them. <==flashed by J_Loaf Oh wait, those were Yoru Pens. Nevermind.   Top

greenmonstah 10761 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 05-20-04, 06:14 PM (EST) 43. "RE: I challenge Nailbone to a sing-off!" Okay...I did not drop those... How you been GM?   Top

Sagebrush Dan 10002 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 05-20-04, 12:17 PM (EST) 23. "I HATE BACON" BACON HAD A CHILD AND HE DON'T KNOW WHO THE FATHER IZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CASH Secretary of Hospitality Handcrafted by RollDdice   Top

Sagebrush Dan 10002 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 05-20-04, 12:20 PM (EST) 25. "RE: I HATE BACON" OH, YEAH?? WELL, YOUR JUS STOOPID!!!!!!!!!!!! BACON RULZ. I HATE BONER!!!!!!!   Top

geg6 14941 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 05-20-04, 02:43 PM (EST) 34. "RE: I HATE BACON" LAST EDITED ON 05-20-04 AT 02:44 PM (EST) it shuldn matter if he have a chile and is a single fther. u don now how hard it is for him and u hav to admir him fr alwys takin hiz chile ever were he gos. on stage, to the bafroom, what ever dood! ur just mean and must hav somthin agin singl fathers.   Top

rjrabbit 3269 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity" 05-20-04, 08:22 PM (EST) 50. "RE: I HATE BACON" HE MAY HV A CHLD BUT HE DONT BELEVE IN PREMARIITEL SEX! SO THERE!   Top

Sagebrush Dan 10002 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 05-20-04, 08:54 PM (EST) 54. "RE: I HATE BACON" OH YEAH?? I HRRD HE DIDD IT A LOTT!!!! AN HE JUST DUZ IT 2 GIT VOTEZ! EVRYBUDDDY WILLL JUS VOTE 4 HIMM KUZ HE THINKZ HEZ TOO KEWL OR SOMTHIGN. I HATE HATEHTATE HATE AHT3EA HT HATE HIM!!!!!!   Top

Sagebrush Dan 10002 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 05-20-04, 12:27 PM (EST) 27. "I HATE, REALLY REALLY HATE NAILBONE!!" I KNOW I'M NOT THE ONLY 1!! THE NEWS MEDIA IN HIS HOME TOWN OF POODLEDUMP IS TELLING EVERYONE TO VOTE 4 HIM!!!!! ANYBODY WHO VOTES 4 NAILBONE, OR BONER AS THE REALLY STOOPIDS CALL HIM, ARE REALLY REALLY STOOOPID AND I HATE THEM!!!   Top

ElroyJetson 586 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator" 05-20-04, 12:30 PM (EST) 28. "RE: I HATE, REALLY REALLY HATE NAILBONE!!" ARE REALLY REALLY STOOOPID AND I HATE THEM Now, honestly. Is that fair?   Top

dangerkitty 1913 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Herbal Healing Drugs Endorser" 05-20-04, 06:45 PM (EST) 44. "RE: I HATE, REALLY REALLY HATE NAILBONE!!" Fair? Nothing is fair. I don't have a redial button on my phone, that's not fair. Or maybe I do and I'm just too stooopid to find it. But anyway, it's still not fair, if other people are smart and I am stoopid, that's not fair!   Top

AugustGirl 11534 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 05-20-04, 05:13 PM (EST) 39. "RE: I HATE, REALLY REALLY HATE NAILBONE!!" You should read the guidelines because you are breaking all the rules. You are bashing all the people who love Boner (and we are NOT stupid, by the way). So stop yur bashing because I am going to report you RIGHT NOW for being a rule breaking basher. And by the way, you speled "stupid" rong. Whose stupid now? Huh? Huh? YOU ARE!!!!!!!!! You big loosser! JUST SAY NO TO DAN   Top

Sagebrush Dan 10002 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 05-20-04, 08:08 PM (EST) 47. "RE: I HATE, REALLY REALLY HATE NAILBONE!!" U R SEEOOOOOOO STOOOOPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U R FANTASIA-STOOOOOPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BONER DON'T NO WHO BERRRY MANNNILOW IS!! THAT'S HOW STOOOOPID U R!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHATZ AN ALERT BUTTTTON?!!!!!!!!   Top

AugustGirl 11534 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 05-21-04, 07:46 AM (EST) 63. "RE: I HATE, REALLY REALLY HATE NAILBONE!!" stop da hatin' dood stop da hatin' u r being 2 judgmental AND DONT U NO ALLL CAPS IZ RONG????????????? U DONT NEED 2 SHOUT IM TELLIN ON U RITE NOW   Top

Sagebrush Dan 10002 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 05-21-04, 12:02 PM (EST) 65. "RE: I HATE, REALLY REALLY HATE NAILBONE!!" WELL *sputter* *sputter* *gasp* *gasp* U DON NO NTHING!! SO THERE!!*pffffttt*   Top

PagongRatEater 12996 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 05-20-04, 02:30 PM (EST) 33. "RE: Nailbone is ducking Bacon!" I'm going to have to just start write in campaign for Scooter girl!   Top

Breezy 18380 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 05-20-04, 02:59 PM (EST) 35. "Boner took his show" to Vegas.   Top

Devious Weasel 18756 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 05-20-04, 04:17 PM (EST) 36. "RE: I challenge Nailbone to a sing-off!" Can I challenge the winner directly, or do me and WCH have to challenge each other and then the winner of each match goes on to compete against each other during the final show which will have a cool tribal council thing and Jeff Probst and the Bachelor and Donald Trump will choose what songs we all sing and Paula will teach us how to dance and to get our nails done and then we will all have lunch at Subway with Ryan Seacrest but to get there we'll drive our Ford Focus but the lunch will just be a bunch of grubs and fish and stuff and we have to wear tie-dye?   Top

geg6 14941 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 05-20-04, 04:35 PM (EST) 37. "RE: I challenge Nailbone to a sing-off!" I know I'd watch that. In fact, I'd pay good money to watch that.   Top

rjrabbit 3269 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity" 05-20-04, 08:24 PM (EST) 51. "RE: I challenge Nailbone to a sing-off!" U SPELL WY TO GOOD FOR HTIS BORD!   Top

greenmonstah 10761 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 05-20-04, 04:43 PM (EST) 38. "People please!" We have a lot of work to do to get this event up and running. Fortunately, *I* went to college with the little sister of the guy who wrote the theme song to Full House, so we may get him to sit in as a guest judge... Now I am off to talk to Webby about sponsoring some pop ads for our event...   Top

Bebo 21083 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 05-20-04, 05:14 PM (EST) 40. "RE: I challenge Nailbone to a sing-off!" Y'all realize that the judges for this event have to be the board mods - we're just too perfect for it. EEE is always so wonderful to folks, he'll be our own version of Paula. I just keep saying the same old phrases over and over, so I guess that makes me Randy. And AyaK will make Simon look like a teddy bear. Have whip, will travel.   Top

greenmonstah 10761 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 05-20-04, 05:19 PM (EST) 41. "RE: I challenge Nailbone to a sing-off!" Monstah out...no wait...Monstah out...hold on I had it earlier...Monnnnnnnstahhhhh Out! There it is...can I be Ryan? Monstah Out...no wait...stand by...   Top

dangerkitty 1913 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Herbal Healing Drugs Endorser" 05-20-04, 06:48 PM (EST) 45. "RE: I challenge Nailbone to a sing-off!" Silly. It's Monstaaaah.......OUT! And come up with a really cool hand motion to go with it. No, not The Bird. "Who let the Monstah out? Woof, woof woof. Who let the Monstah out? Woof, woof woof."   Top

brvnkrz 20491 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 05-20-04, 06:50 PM (EST) 46. "RE: I challenge Nailbone to a sing-off!" >Monstah out...no wait...Monstah out...hold on I >had it earlier...Monnnnnnnstahhhhh Out! Are you outing yourself too Monster? Cuz we all no that meens ur gay dood. if you don't have anything nice to say, come sit next to me. CASH Wine gopher   Top

rjrabbit 3269 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity" 05-20-04, 08:28 PM (EST) 52. "RE: I challenge Nailbone to a sing-off!" dont u critsze monstah!   Top

greenmonstah 10761 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 05-21-04, 12:08 PM (EST) 66. "RE: I challenge Nailbone to a sing-off!" Wait...if I do come out I get a toaster right? Hey rabbit...want a new toaster too?   Top

LookeeLoo 1169 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest" 05-20-04, 08:51 PM (EST) 53. "RE: I challenge Nailbone to a sing-off!" Are you saying our online and text message votes don't really count? GAH! A Slicey original Really likes Glow's t-shirt, but I can't see much cause I'm in the balcony and someone brought tequilla and beer chasers, oh, yeah and lime   Top

Glow 14353 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 05-20-04, 11:55 PM (EST) 60. "RE: I challenge Nailbone to a sing-off!" *runs up to the balcony* U like my shirt? I'll make you one. I used majik mrkrz and glittr pnz. I'll be right back. *runs back down to get vodka*   Top

LookeeLoo 1169 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest" 05-21-04, 00:10 AM (EST) 61. "Waiting for t-shirt" LAST EDITED ON 05-21-04 AT 00:14 AM (EST) *patiently (but tapping toes) waiting for Glow to return to the balcony with me, BuckeyGirl and Elroy* Yep, love that shirt! It says it all! Heck yeah! I want one! A Slicey original Oh yeah, Vodka. Move over guys and make room for Glow!   Top

ElroyJetson 586 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator" 05-21-04, 07:13 AM (EST) 62. "RE: Waiting for t-shirt" LAST EDITED ON 05-21-04 AT 07:15 AM (EST) I jusht notished. If you write with the glitter penz on your hand, and then blur your vishion. It's hard to read! Hahahahaha. Anyone got a blender? I hope they sing FreeBird. I brought my lighter! <hic>!   Top

greenmonstah 10761 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 05-21-04, 12:15 PM (EST) 67. "RE: Waiting for t-shirt" Elroy needs to play with us over in OT...   Top

Sagebrush Dan 10002 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 05-20-04, 09:12 PM (EST) 56. "OMG! It's AI Backup Singerz" ----- OH......WE'RE HERE TO SING WITH BACON ----- AND WITH BONER, TOO! ----- WE'D LOVE TO STAY AND SING SOME MORE, ----- BUT WE GOT SOME DRINKIN' TO DO!   Top

LookeeLoo 1169 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest" 05-20-04, 09:35 PM (EST) 57. "RE: OMG! It's AI Backup Singerz" So we're stayin' in the balcony until Boner gets back from Vegas? A Slicey originalNote to self... call in sick for a few days...   Top

dangerkitty 1913 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Herbal Healing Drugs Endorser" 05-20-04, 09:42 PM (EST) 58. "What?" I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the back-up singers. I SAID, I CAN"T HEAR YOU OVER THE BACK-UP SINGERS! dangerkitty No, I did not say "I had beer to cover the lack of Zingers."   Top

LookeeLoo 1169 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest" 05-20-04, 09:55 PM (EST) 59. "RE: What?" *snort* A Slicey original   Top

bacon 2824 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest" 05-21-04, 11:48 AM (EST) 64. "I WIN!" Nailbone didn't even show up! He got served, then he got served again! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it, beeyotch! *discos out of the room*   Top

Devious Weasel 18756 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 05-21-04, 02:30 PM (EST) 68. "Not So Fast!" I'll step in to uphold the honor of those of us born in 1959. Where do I sign up?   Top

geg6 14941 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 05-21-04, 02:41 PM (EST) 69. "RE: Not So Fast!" i luv sneeky farets much beter then pork. plus, i herd u ware unnerware an the ohtr dont.   Top

greenmonstah 10761 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 05-21-04, 02:49 PM (EST) 70. "RE: Not So Fast!" Yay Weasel!!   Top

nailbone 27263 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 05-24-04, 03:07 PM (EST) 71. "Just hold on a minute here!!!" *sound of tolling bells and the opening chords of AC/DC's "Hell's Bells* So, ya punk, you come out here and challenge me, then declare yourself the winner cuz I didn't show up??? Well, I'm here now, fool! Stand back and watch me work!! *sings* I’m a rolling thunder, a pouring rain I’m comin’ on like a hurricane My lightning’s flashing across the sky You’re only young but you’re gonna die I won’t take no prisoners, won’t spare no lives Nobody’s putting up a fight I got my bell, I’m gonna take you to hell I’m gonna get you, satan get you Chorus: Hell’s bells Yeah, hell’s bells You got me ringing hell’s bells My temperature’s high, hell’s bells I’ll give you black sensations up and down your spine If you’re into evil you’re a friend of mine See my white light flashing as I split the night ’cause if good’s on the left, then I’m stickin’ to the right I won’t take no prisoners, won’t spare no lives Nobody’s puttin’ up a fight I got my bell, I’m gonna take you to hell I’m gonna get you, satan get you Chorus Yeow *slammin' guitar slowo* Hell’s bells, satan’s comin’ to you Hell’s bells, he’s ringing them now Hell’s bells, the temperature’s high Hell’s bells, across the sky Hell’s bells, they’re takin’ you down Hell’s bells, they’re draggin’ you around Hell’s bells, gonna split the night Hell’s bells, there’s no way to fight, yeah Ow, ow, ow, ow Hell’s bells Cool new sig courtesy of Jslice o-   Top

nailbone 27263 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 05-24-04, 03:11 PM (EST) 72. "Not only that...." *Boner dons a cowboy hat* Try this, punk...a little versatility...a little Toby Keith... *sings* We got winners, we got losers Chain smokers and boozers And we got yuppies, we got bikers We got thristy hitchhikers And the girls next door dress up like movie stars Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar We got cowboys, we got truckers Broken-hearted fools and suckers And we got hustlers, we got fighters Early birds and all-nighters And the veterans talk about their battle scars Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar I love this bar It's my kind of place Just walkin' through the front door Puts a big smile on my face It ain't too far, come as you are Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar I've seen short skirts, we got high-techs Blue-collar boys and rednecks And we got lovers, lots of lookers And I've even seen dancing girls and hookers And we like to drink our beer from a mason jar Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar Yes I do I like my truck (I like my truck) I like my girlfriend (I like my girlfriend) I like to take her out to dinner I like a movie now and then But I love this bar It's my kind of place Just trollin' around the dance floor Puts a big smile on my face No cover charge, come as you are Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar We got divorcees and a big bouncer man An old jukebox and a real bad band We got waitresses and we got barflies A dumb-##### and a wise-guy If you get too drunk just sleep out in your car Reason number 672 why Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar Play it on out boys Beer-thirty's over Got to take it on home Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar I just love it Cool new sig courtesy of Jslice o-   Top

Devious Weasel 18756 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 05-24-04, 03:17 PM (EST) 73. "RE: Not only that...." Go Boner!   Top

Breezy 18380 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 05-24-04, 03:35 PM (EST) 74. "We have a weiner!" Get down with your badself, Boner. Save a horse, ride a cowboy.   Top

geg6 14941 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 05-24-04, 03:39 PM (EST) 75. "RE: Not only that...." u haf to luv da boney guy!   Top

BoBoSYD 111 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson" 05-25-04, 00:39 AM (EST) 77. "RE: Not only that...." Ain't feeling it. How's about: "Her name was Lola She was a showgirl,"   Top

nailbone 27263 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 05-25-04, 11:01 AM (EST) 78. "RE: Not only that...." Ya know, I never got that song. It's about a love triangle gone bad, and a murder, and yet it's so happy and up beat! She lost her youth and she lost her lover, now she's LOST HER MIND!!! At the Copa, Copacabana!!! Cool new sig courtesy of Jslice o-   Top

ginger 22512 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 05-25-04, 06:23 PM (EST) 79. "RE: Not only that...." Nail baby, you're so good, I don't think you even need this contest anymore. "Any government that would deny a gay man bridal registry is fascist." Margaret Cho   Top

BoBoSYD 111 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson" 05-25-04, 06:34 PM (EST) 80. "RE: Not only that...." A slice of life NB!   Top

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