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shakes the clown 3366 desperate attention whore postings
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05-10-01, 07:56 PM (EST)
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"HUGE NEWS: New reality show exclusively at SB.COM......cast applications being accepted now!"
....well, I've figured out my summer project (besides being a full fledged media whore that is). It is with great pleasure that I bring you the inaugural SB.Com Celebrity Member Survivor!!

That's right, 16 of you will be chosen by yours truly to participate in the first ever SB.Com Survivor. This is NOT a fantasy game...this is for real.

Every week I will submit a detailed summary of the week's episode much in the same way I did for the regular, boring, no personality Survivor. Only this show is all about you guys!

There will be drama, there will be alliances, there will be backstabbing, starvation, sex, chocolate, crying and in the end, victory for the sole survivor!

Now, to answer the question you've all been waiting for....How do I get on this fabulous show? Easy, all you have to do is fill out a simple application. The applaication will ask some very personal questions, but your responses MUST be made public as you learn the first lesson in being a media whore...your life is not your life anymore, its ours!

Now, keep something else in mind, even if you don't apply for the show, you still might be selected anyway as I have determined that anybody who has ever posted on this forum is immediately eligible. I'm looking for 16 dynamic, unique and hopefully conflicting personalities and I won't take no for an answer.

Because of the secrecy of the project, the location and the cast will not be revealed until the first summary...however, I do not have airtight security on the set and I expect possible spoilers to emerge and be posted on the board.

I know you people love my summaries (I hope) but, now here's your chance to be a part of them!

Without further ado, the application: Please respond with quotes so I can keep track of your answers accordingly.


Background questions

1. Age

2. Marital Status

3. Kids?

4. Employment?

5. Educational background?

5.5 Military background?

6. Intersting employment background?

7. Gender?

8. Social Security Number and major credit card # (just kidding

Survivor questions

9. List the contestant(s) from SurvivorII that you admire the most?

10. Now the one(s) you admire the least?

11. If you were to make the show, what would your strategy be?

12. Cite an example where you have been ruthless?

13. What special skill(s) would you bring to your tribe?

fun facts

14. Describe your most embarrasing moment?

15. Ever experienced that not so fresh feeling? (just kidding)

16. Favorite Food?

17. Poster on the board you would most like to have visit you if you won a "visit from family member" Reward Challenge (posters already in game will not be eligible, but answer will be updated accordingly if need be)?

18. Favorite Movie? (may list more than one)

19. Favorite book? (may list more than one)

20. Would you sleep with Shakes the clown for a guaranteed spot in the final 2?

21. List five items you would like to bring as a luxury item? (if selected, I will choose one of the items from the list)(No survival items!)


The show will be shot at the same place as all the rest of the Survivor shows, a sound stage in Los Angeles...right Survivor Dawg?

And remember one thing, even if you don't apply you still might find yourself selected and then it will be at the author's descretion to fabricate your background as he sees fit...so I suggests you fill out the applications or else run the risk of being subjected to tabloid-style journalism.


P.S. I'll be posting this thread on every board (sorry GT) cause I don't want anyone to miss out and I really don't know where this goes yet.


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 RE: HUGE NEWS: New reality show ex... Cherberrie 05-10-01 1
   RE: HUGE NEWS: New reality show ex... moonbaby 05-10-01 2
 RE: HUGE NEWS: New reality show ex... Survivorerist 05-10-01 3
 RE: HUGE NEWS: New reality show ex... Lightmage81 05-10-01 4
 RE: HUGE NEWS: New reality show ex... sleeeve 05-10-01 5
 post your apps on this thread shakes the clown 05-11-01 6
 My Application... ItzLisa 05-11-01 7
 RE: HUGE NEWS: New reality show ex... idiotcowboy 05-11-01 8
 RE: HUGE NEWS: New reality show ex... Loogaro 05-11-01 9
   RE: HUGE NEWS: New reality show ex... Lightmage81 05-11-01 10
   RE: HUGE NEWS: New reality show ex... ItzLisa 05-11-01 18
 RE: HUGE NEWS: New reality show ex... Outfrontgirl 05-11-01 11
   RE: HUGE NEWS: New reality show ex... VampKira 05-11-01 12
 RE: HUGE NEWS: New reality show ex... Kismet 05-11-01 13
   RE: HUGE NEWS: New reality show ex... SkyRaider 05-11-01 14
   RE: HUGE NEWS: New reality show ex... ItzLisa 05-11-01 15
 RE: HUGE NEWS: New reality show ex... LIZZLOVER 05-11-01 16
 RE: HUGE NEWS: New reality show ex... desert_rhino 05-11-01 17
 Stop twisting my nipple...I'm in.. Superman 05-11-01 19
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 RE: HUGE NEWS: New reality show ex... BottomFeeder 05-11-01 21
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 RE: HUGE NEWS: New reality show ex... Kingpin 05-11-01 22
 RE: HUGE NEWS: New reality show ex... PokeyOkie 05-12-01 24
 RE: HUGE NEWS: New reality show ex... taginite 05-12-01 25
 RE: HUGE NEWS: New reality show ex... SkyRaider 05-14-01 26
   SkyRaider.... dangerkitty 05-14-01 28
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 RE: HUGE NEWS: New reality show ex... darbygrl 05-14-01 30
 RE: HUGE NEWS: New reality show ex... mistofleas 05-14-01 31
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       RE: HUGE NEWS: New reality show ex... mistofleas 05-15-01 36
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       RE: misto! mistofleas 05-15-01 37
   RE: HUGE NEWS: New reality show ex... SherpaDave 05-14-01 34
       RE: HUGE NEWS: New reality show ex... mistofleas 05-15-01 35
           RE: HUGE NEWS: New reality show ex... Leif Eriksen 05-15-01 38
               RE: HUGE NEWS: New reality show ex... mistofleas 05-15-01 39
                   RE: HUGE NEWS: New reality show ex... Leif Eriksen 05-16-01 42
                       RE: HUGE NEWS: New reality show ex... mistofleas 05-16-01 43
                       RE: HUGE NEWS: New reality show ex... Drive My Car 05-17-01 44
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Cherberrie 1285 desperate attention whore postings
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05-10-01, 09:01 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: HUGE NEWS: New reality show exclusively at SB.COM......cast applications being accepted now!"
LAST EDITED ON 05-10-01 AT 09:16 PM (EST)

1. Age: 82

2. Marital Status: married

3. Kids? Yes, 12.

4. Employment? No.

5. Educational background? Graduate degree

5.5 Military background? None.

6. Interesting employment background?
a. bartender
b. interior decorator
c. American Tourister luggage inspector
d. Chambermaid for a very wealthy family
e. project manager for an internet company

7. Gender? Female

8. Social Security Number and major credit card # (just kidding

Survivor questions

9. List the contestant(s) from SurvivorII that you admire the most? Colby

10. Now the one(s) you admire the least? Jerri (that B!tch)

11. If you were to make the show, what would your strategy be? I'm not telling; it's a secret.

12. Cite an example where you have been ruthless?
I have to say I've never been "ruthless" in my life.

13. What special skill(s) would you bring to your tribe?
Girl scout leader background.
Great cook.
Make good fire.
Homebody so camp will be comfy.
I know how to wait on people (re: background as bartender and chambermaid)

fun facts

14. Describe your most embarrasing moment?
Can't remember (remember I'm 82).

15. Ever experienced that not so fresh feeling? (just kidding)

16. Favorite Food?
I haven't met any food I don't like yet. I love ALL food.

17. Poster on the board you would most like to have visit you if you won a "visit from family member" Reward Challenge (posters already in game will not be eligible, but answer will be updated accordingly if need be)? Leif Erickson!

18. Favorite Movie? (may list more than one)
Cliffhanger
War of the Worlds
U.S. Marshalls
Starship Troopers
The Package
Stargate
Total Recall
Shoot to Kill
Wild Strawberries
I Come in Peace
Philadelphia Story
Once Upon a Time in the West
Circuitry Man
True Lies
All Star Trek movies
The Shawshank Redemption
Executive Decision (especially the part when Seagal dies)
Blade
Road Warrior
Beverly Hills Cop 1 and 2
Terminator I and II
Angel Heart
Manhunter
Bat 21
Independence Day
All James Bond movies
Alien and Aliens
Diehard 1 and 2


19. Favorite book? (may list more than one)
All Steven King
War and Peace
All Dostoevsky
All James Patterson (everyone needs a "junk" read)
Internet books (yeah, I'm just a "geek" at heart)

20. Would you sleep with Shakes the clown for a guaranteed spot in the final 2?
No, I don't sleep around anymore now that I'm married though I might make an exception with Leifsy!

21. List five items you would like to bring as a luxury item? (if selected, I will choose one of the items from the list)(No survival items!)
a. hat
b. bra (yeah, I wear one)
c. palm pilot (I already told you I was a "geek")
d. journal
e. camera with lotsa film



Cherberrie

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moonbaby 17104 desperate attention whore postings
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05-10-01, 09:11 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: HUGE NEWS: New reality show exclusively at SB.COM......cast applications being accepted now!"
Good luck, Cher! I'll sit on the sidelines here and see whassup
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Survivorerist 4103 desperate attention whore postings
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05-10-01, 10:18 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: HUGE NEWS: New reality show exclusively at SB.COM......cast applications being accepted now!"
LAST EDITED ON 05-10-01 AT 10:20 PM (EST)

Background questions

1. Age

Over 16, under 23. Pick one...

2. Marital Status

Single

3. Kids?

No

4. Employment?

Unemployed

5. Educational background?

Yes

5.5 Military background?

No

6. Intersting employment background?

Once had a summer job as an office temp

7. Gender?

Male

8. Social Security Number and major credit card # (just kidding

Survivor questions

9. List the contestant(s) from SurvivorII that you admire the most?

Amber, Mitchell, Jerri

10. Now the one(s) you admire the least?

Nobody, I admire all of them

11. If you were to make the show, what would your strategy be?

Won't have a real strategy, per se. Just play until I can't play no more...

12. Cite an example where you have been ruthless?

I don't think I've really been ruthless before...now's a good a time as any to start! j/k

13. What special skill(s) would you bring to your tribe?

I dunno...I'd make everyone happy I guess...and I'm pretty good at challenges...

fun facts

14. Describe your most embarrasing moment?

I don't really have just one...

15. Ever experienced that not so fresh feeling? (just kidding)

16. Favorite Food?

Redi-Whip Whipped Cream

17. Poster on the board you would most like to have visit you if you won a "visit from family member" Reward Challenge (posters already in game will not be eligible, but answer will be updated accordingly if need be)?

EBug (alternate: dk)

18. Favorite Movie? (may list more than one)

Forrest Gump

19. Favorite book? (may list more than one)

Tuesdays with Morrie by Mitch Albom

20. Would you sleep with Shakes the clown for a guaranteed spot in the final 2?

Ummm...if you swing that way...I guess. (Not that I do...but we ARE talking about a spot in the final two here)

21. List five items you would like to bring as a luxury item? (if selected, I will choose one of the items from the list)(No survival items!)

a) 8x10 photo of Amber
b) Deck of Cards
c) Classical Guitar
d) Happy Face Frisbee
e) Journal

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Survivorerist
N.L.F.C.
G.A.W.D.
N.T.B.U.G.F.

"It's day seven and we just caught our first fish. It did take us a week but, hey, it's better than two weeks."
-The Early Days of the Late Amber Brkich

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Lightmage81 225 desperate attention whore postings
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05-10-01, 10:58 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: HUGE NEWS: New reality show exclusively at SB.COM......cast applications being accepted now!"
>Now, keep something else in mind,
>even if you don't apply
>for the show, you still
>might be selected anyway as
>I have determined that anybody
>who has ever posted on
>this forum is immediately eligible.

Well since I dont have a choice........
(BTW I'm a non-USA citizen, am I still eligible?)


Age: 20

Marital Status: Single

Kids: nope

Employment: See military background

Educational background: Junior College (not sure of the US equivalent but its the one just before entering a University)

Military background: Where i live there is compulsory military consription so I don;t have a choice on this one. I am currently serving as a clerk in the military. 'nuff said.....

Intersting employment background: none..... have been studying almost all my life..... (sad huh...)

Gender: Male

Social Security Number: sorry none.....

List the contestant(s) from
SurvivorII that you admire the
most:
Liz
Tina
Colby
Mike (b4 he got BBQed)

Now the one(s) you
admire the least:
Jerri
Mitchell

If you were to
make the show, what would
your strategy be: This is classified Top Secret

Cite an example where
you have been ruthless: Does cheating at exams count?

What special skill(s) would
you bring to your tribe:
First Aid (I was in the Red Cross b4)
Fire-building, Outdoor Cooking, shelter making (basic campcraft learnt while in the military and Red Cross)

Describe your most embarrasing
moment: When my swimming trunks tore.......

Ever experienced that not
so fresh feeling? (just kidding)

Favorite Food: Buah Keluak (Don't bother asking me what this is)

Poster on the board
you would most like to
have visit you if you
won a "visit from family
member" Reward Challenge (posters already
in game will not be
eligible, but answer will be
updated accordingly if need be: Survivorblows

Favorite Movie: Empire Strikes Back

Favorite book: Lord of the Rings

Would you sleep with
Shakes the clown for a
guaranteed spot in the final 2: No, too painful on the arse. But I will let him visit me........

List five items you
would like to bring as
a luxury item? (if selected,
I will choose one of
the items from the list)(No
survival items!):

A ream of paper (70gsm x 500pcs)
A 200page journal
Magnifying glass
Goggles
Poncho

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sleeeve 3456 desperate attention whore postings
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05-10-01, 11:36 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: HUGE NEWS: New reality show exclusively at SB.COM......cast applications being accepted now!"
>Now, keep something else in mind,
>even if you don't apply
>for the show, you still
>might be selected anyway as
>I have determined that anybody
>who has ever posted on
>this forum is immediately eligible.
> I'm looking for 16
>dynamic, unique and hopefully conflicting
>personalities and I won't take
>no for an answer.


Well, since I'm a little afraid that statement might apply to me, I think that I'd better fill out this application.


> Background questions
>
>1. Age

20-something

>2. Marital Status

single (and looking... hear that ladies!)

>3. Kids?

None that I know of.

>4. Employment?

Yes, thank you.

>5. Educational background?

Major=Chemistry
Minor=Math

>5.5 Military background?

Nope!

>6. Interesting employment background?

Summer Camp Counselor
Website Designer
Theater technician

>7. Gender?

Male

>8. Social Security Number and
>major credit card # (just
>kidding


> Survivor questions
>
>9. List the contestant(s) from
>SurvivorII that you admire the
>most?

Tina for her strategy.
Lizzy for her body (you said admire, but didn't say in what way...)
Mike for his survival abilities.


>10. Now the one(s) you
>admire the least?

Jerri for her "honesty"
Amber and Nick for their pathetic lack of value to the show.


>11. If you were to
>make the show, what would
>your strategy be?

I'm a young, fit male, (much like Kel) I should be safe until right before the merger, however... strategy would be to identify a trustworthy, likable person (preferably female) within the first 24 hours. Approach that person and form an alliance, and then both of us split up and form alliances with seperate groups (much like Steve and Jim in the Mole)... the two of us would be able to work together and feed each other info about the other alliances... above all, we would protect each other at all TC's by convincing our alliance members to vote for other people...

As a bail out option, if I ever felt that my alliance member was lying to me, I could always fall back on my false alliance.


>12. Cite an example where
>you have been ruthless?

Ummmm... not ruthless by nature...
Does this count?:
http://community.survivorblows.com/boards/DCForumID17/19.shtml#1


>13. What special skill(s) would
>you bring to your tribe?

As an Eagle Scout, I can actually light a fire with two sticks (really I swear, I won $500 in a bet once that I couldn't light a fire using the stick method... I lit one in 3 minutes, and when they said it was luck, I offered them double or nothing that I could do it again in less time. I walked away with the money 2 minutes later!)


> fun facts
>
>14. Describe your most embarrasing
>moment?

I'm not embarrassed very easily... really! I can't think of a single thing, except (maybe) this:
http://community.survivorblows.com/boards/cgi-bin/dcboard.cgi?az=show_thread&om=982&forum=DCForumID2&archive=yes#17
(Posts 17, 18, 21, 23, 24)


>15. Ever experienced that not
>so fresh feeling? (just kidding)

Well, yesterday, I opened my fridge, and there was this plate of spaghetti that had mold all over it... I didn't feel it, but that's pretty close...

Oh wait... you mean that not so fresh feeling... ewwwwwwww!!!


>16. Favorite Food?

Ummm... rice??? (j/k)
(that's "just kidding", shakes, since i know you don't read online abbreviations)
My fav. food is a big, juicy hamburger!!!
(Can we win a few cows in the outback???)


>17. Poster on the board
>you would most like to
>have visit you if you
>won a "visit from family
>member" Reward Challenge (posters already
>in game will not be
>eligible, but answer will be
>updated accordingly if need be)?

Another conjugal visit???
Mistofleas! Hands down!


>18. Favorite Movie? (may list
>more than one)

I don't know... depends what mood I'm in...
Shawshank Redemption, right now, but It'll change tomorrow.


>19. Favorite book? (may list more
>than one)

No favorite... too many good books to list...
Anything by Michael Chrichton
Anything by Tom Clancy
Anything by John Grisham
Anything with a good plot


>20. Would you sleep with
>Shakes the clown for a
>guaranteed spot in the final
>2?

Sleep? As long as it doesn't involve sex, then yes, shakes, I will sleep with you.


>21. List five items you
>would like to bring as
>a luxury item? (if selected,
>I will choose one of
>the items from the list)(No
>survival items!)

a) an inflatable matress to sleep on
b) deck of cards
c) Book to read
d) satellite phone
e) Elisabeth

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shakes the clown 3366 desperate attention whore postings
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05-11-01, 00:30 AM (EST)
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6. "post your apps on this thread"
>Where do I
>send my application?

...if you want to be a media-whore, you have to learn the first lesson....NO PRIVACY...so post your apps in this thread.

Besides, this will give everyone a chance to see the inner workings of the whole casting process...I might even post the fina cast interviews when I get around to them.

I'll also post a lot more info about the way this is gonna work tomorrow night, but basically your involvement ENDS when you fill out your app....the rest is up to me..you just have to sit back and wait for the summaries to see if you made the show, and then to see how you are edited.

One thing I will tell you, the final two will be live in a chat room on SB (written summary to follow of course) and the jury will be required to vote for the winner...so I don't decide the final winner.
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ItzLisa 3350 desperate attention whore postings
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05-11-01, 00:31 AM (EST)
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7. "My Application..."

Background questions

1. Age - Old enough to know that I shouldn't be answsering these questions to be a media whore for a clown....

2. Marital Status - Currently on husband #25 - Liz Taylor WEEPS for my kinda numbers!

3. Kids? - 12 of 'em - I cranked out all six Brady kids, all five Partridge Family kids, and the youngest one is JoJo the Web-Footed Lizard Boy (from my fling over at Ringling Bros.)

4. Employment? - Creative Shoplifting

5. Educational background? - I be WAY much alot smarter...with lots of brains and stuff...than anyone here! (Can someone help me get my head out of the banister??)

5.5 Military background? - Does making myself available whenever the Fleet is in town count?

6. Intersting employment background? - I used to be the Bearded Fat Woman at the carnival till I discovered the joys of Jenny Craig and Epi-Lady!

7. Gender? - It all depends on if I can get the time off to go to Sweden...

8. Social Security Number and major credit card # (just kidding I'll give you the expired ones that I maxed out!

Survivor questions

9. List the contestant(s) from SurvivorII that you admire the most? - Varner... the way he whined and b.itched about everyone else, cut their fish loose after getting voted out, stood around on the shore doing his "Damsel in Distress" poses while Michael was on fire, made Tina puke, and THEN laughed at her like that little psychopath child from "The Omen" - well, hey! He makes the screwiest people I know seem perfectly normal!

10. Now the one(s) you admire the least? - Jerri. The harsh Outback sun glinting off her fangs hurts my eyes...

11. If you were to make the show, what would your strategy be? - I'd make sock-puppets for everyone there. Really now...how could you have the heart to vote off the person who made you a sock puppet???

12. Cite an example where you have been ruthless? - Doing the "fake throw" to my cat with one of his toys.

13. What special skill(s) would you bring to your tribe? - I know ALL the lyrics to the theme from "H.R. Pufnstuf"!

fun facts
14. Describe your most embarrasing moment? - I promised the manager of the pet store I wouldn't tell!

15. Ever experienced that not so fresh feeling? (just kidding) - Hey, once they all smell MY morning breath, they'll be BEGGIN' to get voted off, Bucko!

16. Favorite Food? - Mangrove Worm Protein Bars

17. Poster on the board you would most like to have visit you if you won a "visit from family member" Reward Challenge (posters already in game will not be eligible, but answer will be updated accordingly if need be)? - That Vamp La La O'mine!!!!

18. Favorite Movie? (may list more than one) - Those anti-drug films in 4th grade health class.

19. Favorite book? (may list more than one) - "The Happy Hooker Does Washington"

20. Would you sleep with Shakes the clown for a guaranteed spot in the final 2? - Whaaa?? What do you mean "Would I"?? I already did!!! You rotten, stinking clown! You said I already WAS a shoe-in for the final two for that weird bendy thing I did!

21. List five items you would like to bring as a luxury item? (if selected, I will choose one of the items from the list)(No survival items!) - Tuxedo, picture frame shaped like a cow, Malibu Barbie, stapler, and Lee Press On Nails to make my shadow puppets even MORE scary!

I look forward to your decision with great, cheerleader-like enthusiasm!

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05-11-01, 01:44 AM (EST)
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8. "RE: HUGE NEWS: New reality show exclusively at SB.COM......cast applications being accepted now!"
Background questions

1. Age

"26"

2. Marital Status

"None"

3. Kids?

"some"

4. Employment?

"auto detailer"

5. Educational background?

"some"

5.5 Military background?

"none"

6. Intersting employment background?

"worked cleaning puke from 7-11 parking lots, oh wait that was community service..."

7. Gender?

"Male"

8. Social Security Number and major credit card # (just kidding

"Yeah right... "

Survivor questions

9. List the contestant(s) from SurvivorII that you admire the most?

"myslef"

10. Now the one(s) you admire the least?

"Jerri .... .... .... oh and Keith"

11. If you were to make the show, what would your strategy be?

"Win every challenge, over the rest of you loosers"

12. Cite an example where you have been ruthless?

"Well, did you see me in the maze challenge with Jerri?"

13. What special skill(s) would you bring to your tribe?

"snoring"

fun facts

14. Describe your most embarrasing moment?

"Can't say but it was in my new Aztec"

15. Ever experienced that not so fresh feeling? (just kidding)

"No Comment"

16. Favorite Food?

"Beans and Beer"

17. Poster on the board you would most like to have visit you if you won a "visit from family member" Reward Challenge (posters already in game will not be eligible, but answer will be updated accordingly if need be)?

"BluSavannah"

18. Favorite Movie? (may list more than one)

"Porkys, The Incredible Lightness of Being, American Pie, The Godfather, Nosferatu, Belle De Jur, Being There, Sirens, Under the Rainbow, Plan 9 from Outer Space, Eraserhead"

19. Favorite book? (may list more than one)

"Flowers in the Attic, I Love You Forever, Are you my Mother, Mommy Dearest"

20. Would you sleep with Shakes the clown for a guaranteed spot in the final 2?

"Nope... sorry shakes your NOT family"

21. List five items you would like to bring as a luxury item? (if selected, I will choose one of the items from the list)(No survival items!)

"Big-Ass Texas Flag
Medium-Ass Texas Flag
Regular-Ass Texas Flag
Small-Ass Texas Flag
Ass-Smell Texas Flag ... see if I let Nick borrow it again"

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Loogaro 46 desperate attention whore postings
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05-11-01, 02:37 AM (EST)
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9. "RE: HUGE NEWS: New reality show exclusively at SB.COM......cast applications being accepted now!"
Ah, whoredom.

>1. Age
- 45
>2. Marital Status
- I'll have to ask Her
>3. Kids?
- Yes
>4. Employment?
- Oh, crap, yes
>5. Educational background?
- Yup
>5.5 Military background?
- Nope
>6. Intersting employment background?
- Rat killer
>7. Gender?
- Male
>8. Social Security Number and
>major credit card # (just
>kidding
- VISA 2345 6789 4513 (me too

> Survivor questions

>9. List the contestant(s) from
>SurvivorII that you admire the
>most?
- Vermin, KJ
>10. Now the one(s) you
>admire the least?
- Mad Dog, Lamber
>11. If you were to
>make the show, what would
>your strategy be?
- Wear a blue bikini that would promote the furtherance of my Whoredom after the show
>12. Cite an example where
>you have been ruthless?
- I went to meet my Auntie Ruthie at a restaurant, but for reasons I'm still not clear about, she never showed up.
>13. What special skill(s) would
>you bring to your tribe?
- Cybercarving, e-mail oragami, gluon gunslinging

> fun facts

>14. Describe your most embarrasing
>moment?
- Ah, it has to do with Olestra...
>15. Ever experienced that not
>so fresh feeling? (just kidding)
- See Olestra above...
>16. Favorite Food?
- Curry
>17. Poster on the board
>you would most like to
>have visit you if you
>won a "visit from family
>member" Reward Challenge (posters already
>in game will not be
>eligible, but answer will be
>updated accordingly if need be)?
- Trip E - Sleeeve
>18. Favorite Movie? (may list
>more than one)
- Casablanca
>19. Favorite book? (may list more
>than one)
- A Distant Mirror
>20. Would you sleep with
>Shakes the clown for a
>guaranteed spot in the final
>2?
- Did Rose Kennedy own a black dress? C'mon, I wanna be a WHORE!
>21. List five items you
>would like to bring as
>a luxury item? (if selected,
>I will choose one of
>the items from the list)(No
>survival items!)
- USS Harry S Truman
- The House of Lords
- The luck of the Irish
- Ben Stein (and his money)
- Wormhole to the Gamma Quadrant

Do I win?

~~
Loogaro


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Lightmage81 225 desperate attention whore postings
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05-11-01, 03:30 AM (EST)
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10. "RE: HUGE NEWS: New reality show exclusively at SB.COM......cast applications being accepted now!"
USS Harry S Truman?

oh man...where is this SB.com survivor gonna take place?
Pearl Harbor?

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05-11-01, 01:55 PM (EST)
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18. "RE: HUGE NEWS: New reality show exclusively at SB.COM......cast applications being accepted now!"

>- Did Rose Kennedy own a black dress?
*** OMG!!!! <click!> You are the worst, LOL!!!!! And I LOVE it!!! Buaaaahaaaaa!!!!!

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05-11-01, 03:56 AM (EST)
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11. "RE: HUGE NEWS: New reality show exclusively at SB.COM......cast applications being accepted now!"
I know I usually post on Spoilers, but maybe I can be a more anonymous media whore over here...

>
>1. Age
None of anyone's damn business but willing to submit app photo from 10 years ago.
>
>2. Marital Status
>Just married man I lived with for 20 years. One ex, too paranoid about the government conspiracies to talk to tabloids.

>3. Kids?
> Yeah, two fine sons. Raised 'em mostly by myself and didn't completely f*** them up.

>4. Employment?
> Survivor spoiler. Lousy pay, long hours, full summer vacation with no benefits.
>
5. Educational background?
> School junkie. Spent 11 years (yep) at UC Berkeley and only got 2 degrees (both in Lit). Good material for Fallen Comrades quiz. Degree in fashion design before that. Paralegal. Real estate. Music. Dance. School of hard knocks.


>5.5 Military background?
> Once married to Vietnam era vet. See above. Single mom, can bark out orders to get the job done.

>6. Intersting employment background?
> Hmmm. I never get paid for the really interesting stuff.
Waitress, garment industry, grad student instructor (see sweatshop work environment pattern?), fiber artist, horticulture.
Dancer for the band. Fired as seamstress for band after refusing to repair Levi zippers.

>7. Gender?
User name honestly reveals it. Always been female.
>
>8. Social Security Number and
>major credit card # (just
>kidding

As if!
>
> Survivor questions
>
>9. List the contestant(s) from
>SurvivorII that you admire the
>most?
>
Admire? Did we watch the same show? Varner's sarcasm: his boot left a big void. OK, I admire Rodger for having a sense of balance and integrity and actual survival skills. Less flashy than Varner but he had some good lines about Jerri. I'm not at like Rodger. Keith, had a lot of dignity and grace in the end and refused to grovel to Jerri or eat her Fried Greens.

>10. Now the one(s) you
>admire the least?
>
Jerri, even when she' supposedly showing she's a nice person she can't get away from it being all about her.
Debb, whiner.
Amber, too gutless to even approach a Kucha member, even with absolutely nothing to lose.

>11. If you were to
>make the show, what would
>your strategy be?
>
It would evolve in response to the situation. Plus I would make a 8-letter word on two triple word scores using Q and X. Quixotic, that's my strategy.


>12. Cite an example where
>you have been ruthless?
>
Scrabble, Parcheesi, backgammon, Solitaire (that kind of backfired on me)...
More refusing to be intimidated/standing up for my rights.
Was backstabbed by someone born on the same day and year as Tina (seriously) and sued them in pro per. Beat their lawyer who had
Jerri's personality if she'd been cloned as a Pitbull. I don't know if I was ruthless but I didn't quit when things got ugly.

>13. What special skill(s) would
>you bring to your tribe?
>
>Ability to sue Mark Burnett afterwards.
Forage for medicinal herbs to give competitive edge.
Once lived in the rain forest in a homemade camper for 6 months with a toddler and learned how to make great rice and boil muddy river water, split kindling, tend fires, take mushrooms and find paths through wood in total darkness...oh, we're not doing that?

> fun facts
>
>14. Describe your most embarrasing
>moment?
>
Well, when I was a waitress at Denny's in Yuma Arizona and having an affair with the manager and I had to go to his house and tell his biker b**** other girlfriend to stop stalking me and she called the cops and the cop who came was like the main regular at the coffee counter, that was pretty humiliating...

>15. Ever experienced that not
>so fresh feeling? (just kidding)
>
Not stooping to engage with that one.
>
>16. Favorite Food?
>
Dark chocolate dipped in Merlot.

>17. Poster on the board
>you would most like to
>have visit you if you
>won a "visit from family
>member" Reward Challenge (posters already
>in game will not be
>eligible, but answer will be
>updated accordingly if need be)?
>
>Surprise me.

>18. Favorite Movie? (may list
>more than one)
>
Usual Suspects, Body Heat, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Wizard of Oz, Treasure of the Sierra Madre, African Queen, Casablanca, Betrayal, Notorious, Out of the Past, Bridge Over the River Kwai, Big Chill, Shakespeare in Love, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead, Hard Days Night, Robin Hood, Clueless, The Shining, Kiss Me Deadly...

>19. Favorite book? (may list more
>than one)
>The Odyssey, Lord of the Rings, Best of Fantasy and Science Fiction, Edgar Rice Burroughs Barsoom and Tarzan novels, Alice in Wonderland, Peter Pan, Swiss Family Robinson, Ulysses, Finnegans Wake, Winnie-the-Pooh, To The Lighthouse, Jane Eyre, Agatha Christie, The Thirteen Clocks and Fables for Our Time (Thurber), CS Lewis, PG Wodehouse Berie Wooster & Jeeves, Pride and Prejudice, Paradise Lost, and The Crying of lot 49...

>20. Would you sleep with
>Shakes the clown for a
>guaranteed spot in the final
>2?
>
I was hoping you could keep me awake, Shakes. Well OK, but I'm not lying in the wet spot.

>21. List five items you
>would like to bring as
>a luxury item? (if selected,
>I will choose one of
>the items from the list)(No
>survival items!)
>
Hula hoop. Hula skirt. Fully loaded CD player. Origami set. Bong.

PS
>Where do I send my video?

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VampKira 4433 desperate attention whore postings
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05-11-01, 08:32 AM (EST)
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12. "RE: HUGE NEWS: New reality show exclusively at SB.COM......cast applications being accepted now!"
LAST EDITED ON 05-11-01 AT 08:38 AM (EST)

Background questions

1. Age----

Immortal..ie: ageless

2. Marital Status---

have you been bitten?? Well then...

3. Kids?

2 Batlings

4. Employment?

Full time Vampire, part time Rock singer

5. Educational background?

No thanks

5.5 Military background?

I stayed at the base in Coronado CA once, and was once engaged to a Navy man..

6. Intersting employment background? Wiped ##### from adults asses, lead singer for an awesome band, mom, Blood sucking on Da side.

7. Gender? La Femme!

8. Social Security Number and major credit card # (just kidding

Survivor questions

9. List the contestant(s) from SurvivorII that you admire the most?

Tina , Debb

10. Now the one(s) you admire the least?

J-Cho-Lo-Ho! *smack!*

11. If you were to make the show, what would your strategy be?

To bite everyone and offer immortality in exchange for them not voting me off

12. Cite an example where you have been ruthless?

I'm a Vampire fer crissakes! C'mon!

13. What special skill(s) would you bring to your tribe?

Need you ask?

fun facts

14. Describe your most embarrasing moment?

Make me..Dare ya!

15. Ever experienced that not so fresh feeling? (just kidding)

16. Favorite Food?

O positive..er.. I mean Hot Wings

17. Poster on the board you would most like to have visit you if you won a "visit from family member" Reward Challenge (posters already in game will not be eligible, but answer will be updated accordingly if need be)?

Get over here Superman!! (ko-ching!)

18. Favorite Movie? (may list more than one)

Mannequin.. Shut up!

19. Favorite book? (may list more than one)

Pet Semetary- Stephen King...and anything by King or Koontz

20. Would you sleep with Shakes the clown for a guaranteed spot in the final 2?
Ahem.....

21. List five items you would like to bring as a luxury item? (if selected, I will choose one of the items from the list)(No survival items!)

Cooler ( for my blood supply)
Cape ( nun ya bidness)
Coffin
bikini
Baby oil ( in case I get that visit!) *wink*

BTW: You guys.. lol.. funny sheet in this place.....lol

w.l.s.f.c.

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Kismet 802 desperate attention whore postings
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05-11-01, 10:03 AM (EST)
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13. "RE: HUGE NEWS: New reality show exclusively at SB.COM......cast applications being accepted now!"
>Now, keep something else in mind,
>even if you don't apply
>for the show, you still
>might be selected anyway as
>I have determined that anybody
>who has ever posted on
>this forum is immediately eligible.

After last nights chat, I feel like I have to submit this to clear my name .

>1. Age

27

>2. Marital Status

Married at 19

>3. Kids?

My son is 2 1/2 and my daughter is 15 mos.

>4. Employment?

Currently stay at home mom.

>5. Educational background?

Drama Major
English Minor
(hence the various crappy jobs below)

>5.5 Military background?

Nope

>6. Intersting employment background?

Directed and/or stage managed several local theatre productions
Owned a cleaning service(fancy way of saying I was a maid)
Worked at nursing home for 2 weeks before mental breakdown
Worked for a caterer
Worked at various waitressing jobs and grocery stores
Office work

>7. Gender?

Female

>9. List the contestant(s) from
>SurvivorII that you admire the
>most?

Kentucky Joe because he was honest and a hard worker.
Tina because she managed to play the game without anyone hating her.
Alicia because she was so strong she intimidated even the men, and she stood up for herself.

>
>10. Now the one(s) you
>admire the least?

Nick and Amber. I can't stand lazy whiny people.

>
>11. If you were to
>make the show, what would
>your strategy be?

I would try to be a leader behind the scenes. I would form an alliance, but make it look like it was someone else's idea. That said, I would play like Gretchen from Survivor 1. Working hard and offering opinions, but only standing up for them when it was really important.


>12. Cite an example where
>you have been ruthless?

I once forced my husband to read a romance novel, and then told his friends about it.

>13. What special skill(s) would
>you bring to your tribe?

I know a lot about camping and can do all of the basics.
I have a high tolerance for the antics of two year olds.
I know the words to just about every show tune ever written
I can always find out people's true feelings on sex.

>14. Describe your most embarrasing
>moment?

This is a true story I swear to God.

We decided to go camping on our honeymoon. There is a privately owned campground called Barefoot Fishing camp, near the Colorado River Bend State Park in San Saba Texas. The owner of the camp also has cattle that he lets roam to keep the grass down. Well, we had most of the place to ourselves and chose a campsite under some large tree's.

It's June in Texas and while we were down the hill fishing, the cows decided they were hot. My husband had scared them off several times before,so when we looked up and saw cows I figured it was my turn. So I hike up the hill to see this Bull and his mate going through our action packer(It's like a giant ice chest and had all of our food. The bull grabbed our only loaf of bread and shook it around like a rag doll and spit it at his mate. I yelled at it and it just stared at me and took a step forward. I start screaming for my husband and he comes up the hill but cant get the bull to leave either. I got in the car and tried to drive it close enough to scare the Bull, but it just stood there looking mean. When I got out of the car, my husband said "Oh My God You're wearing a red shirt." So I whipped it off and threw it at the Bull. I then decided to drive the six miles up the the main camp to get the owner.

I discovered halfway there that I didn't have a shirt on. Scrounging in the car I found an old tank top of Jason's (he's 6'4 I'm 5'2) It hung so low that I was holding it up to cover myself. So I arrive at the camp store and tell the woman what's happening. She starts giving me crap about the cows won't hurt anything and are totally tame. I, with visions of my new husband being gored to death, get in her face and yelling at her to do something. She sits back and says, "I would put some clothes on missy, I could call the sherrif on you. This ain't one o'dem fancy nudist camps." At that point everyone in the store starts cracking up because I had let go of the tank top during my tirade. I ran out of the store and drove back to our camp, where I find Jason fishing with not a cow in sight. Turns out he was just screwing with me, and even knew that cows were colorblind!

>16. Favorite Food?

This week it's chicken and crunchy potato burritos from Taco Bueno.

>17. Poster on the board
>you would most like to
>have visit you if you
>won a "visit from family
>member" Reward Challenge (posters already
>in game will not be
>eligible, but answer will be
>updated accordingly if need be)?
>

Either Dalton or GT, because they would tell me the truth about what was going on back in the real world.

>
>18. Favorite Movie? (may list
>more than one)

Noises Off
Lady Jane
A few Good Men
Evita
True Lies
Braveheart

>
>19. Favorite book? (may list more
>than one)

A Prayer for Owen Meany
Any John Grisham
The Princess Bride
Whitney My Love

>20. Would you sleep with
>Shakes the clown for a
>guaranteed spot in the final
>2?

No, Clowns scare me.

>21. List five items you
>would like to bring as
>a luxury item? (if selected,
>I will choose one of
>the items from the list)(No
>survival items!)

LOL a 20 sided die(love you guys!)
A notebook
Carmex (I'm addicted)
Lotion
A Pack of gum

Kismet

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SkyRaider 1301 desperate attention whore postings
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05-11-01, 10:57 AM (EST)
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14. "RE: HUGE NEWS: New reality show exclusively at SB.COM......cast applications being accepted now!"
ROTFL!

That has to be one of the funniest stories that I've heard
in a very long time!

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05-11-01, 11:11 AM (EST)
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15. "RE: HUGE NEWS: New reality show exclusively at SB.COM......cast applications being accepted now!"
Kis, that's a riot!!! Glad to see you posting when you can!

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05-11-01, 11:29 AM (EST)
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16. "RE: HUGE NEWS: New reality show exclusively at SB.COM......cast applications being accepted now!"
LAST EDITED ON 05-11-01 AT 11:35 AM (EST)

Edit: Typo's

Background questions

1. Age

35

2. Marital Status

Divorced

3. Kids?

None that I am aware of

4. Employment?

Inside Sales for HVAC Equipment

5. Educational background?

College

5.5 Military background?

None

6. Intersting employment background?

See #4 - it's pretty damn boring

7. Gender?

Male

8. Social Security Number and major credit card # (just kidding

Survivor questions

9. List the contestant(s) from SurvivorII that you admire the most?

Lizz Just Is, Rodger, Colby


10. Now the one(s) you admire the least?

Mitchell, Jerri

11. If you were to make the show, what would your strategy be?

Give it Hell, and see what happens

12. Cite an example where you have been ruthless?

I wouldn't call it ruthless, it's more like stupid. When I tried to play the Shakes Flame Game and got burnt bad.


13. What special skill(s) would you bring to your tribe?

Avid outdoorsman
Talented cook (or so they say)
Physically fit (when not drinking and smoking)

fun facts

14. Describe your most embarrasing moment?

Farting during a prayer at Church when I was younger

15. Ever experienced that not so fresh feeling? (just kidding)

16. Favorite Food?

Hooters 3 Mile Island Hot Wings
ALL seafood

17. Poster on the board you would most like to have visit you if you won a "visit from family member" Reward Challenge (posters already in game will not be eligible, but answer will be updated accordingly if need be)?

Vampkira

18. Favorite Movie? (may list more than one)

Braveheart, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Halloween, Jaws, Shawshank Redemption, Alien/Aliens, Forrest Gump, Something About Mary..etc


19. Favorite book? (may list more than one)

Michael Chrichton's creations


20. Would you sleep with Shakes the clown for a guaranteed spot in the final 2?

Only if you promise to respect me in the morning


21. List five items you would like to bring as a luxury item? (if selected, I will choose one of the items from the list)(No survival items!)

1. Elisabeth Filarski
2. Journal
3. Nicotine Patches
4. Portable CD player w/extra batteries
5. Immmunity Headdress

LJI

I don't like the drugs, but the drugs like me!


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desert_rhino 10087 desperate attention whore postings
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05-11-01, 01:33 PM (EST)
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17. "RE: HUGE NEWS: New reality show exclusively at SB.COM......cast applications being accepted now!"
> Background questions
>
>1. Age 37
>
>2. Marital Status Divorced
>
>3. Kids? 2, 3.5 and 9.5, living with me...
>
>4. Employment? Programmer
>
>5. Educational background? B.A. 1992, Univ. Colorado, magna cum laude, Chem. and Molec. Biol. Some post-graduate studies, cancer genetics and computer science.
>
>5.5 Military background? none
>
>6. Intersting employment background?
  1. machine operator in steel shop
  2. armorer/gunsmith
  3. Restaurant Gen. Mgr.
  4. DOD Research Tech, Ballistics and Armor Vulnerability, shaped charges, anti-tank weapons, mines.
  5. program demonstrator, "Science Adventures", grade-school science after-school programs
  6. VB, Perl, JAVA programmer and web designer

>
>7. Gender? Male. Last I checked, anyhow.
>
>8. Social Security Number and
>major credit card # (just
>kidding
>
> Survivor questions
>
>9. List the contestant(s) from
>SurvivorII that you admire the
>most? As a player, Tina, as an athlete, Colby, possibly Amber
>
>10. Now the one(s) you
>admire the least? Jerri. Being a b!tch is not enough.
>
>11. If you were to
>make the show, what would
>your strategy be? make life better, provide beyond "basic needs," and kick butt in the ICs. Throw every single food-related RC.
>
>12. Cite an example where
>you have been ruthless? Fired half my staff one day, for smoking weed on MY time. I worked at least 100+ hours that week to cover their shifts. I'd do it again.
>
>13. What special skill(s) would
>you bring to your tribe?
I have a vast knowledge of "primitive" or "pre-modern" technology. I can hunt and fish and trap with whatever's handy. I know for a fact I can start a fire with no matches or other modern toys (though the redneck in me still favors a wooden kitchen match and a cup of gasoline.) I can make bows, arrows, spears, and other tools out of local materials. Here's a big one: I know how to "bank" a fire so it doesn't go out overnight, even if it rains. I'm great at contingency planning, such as always carrying a subset of the tribe's essential tools when away from camp.

I NEVER QUIT.

> fun facts
>
>14. Describe your most embarrasing
>moment? Getting arrested for failing to appear on a traffic ticket when I was sitting with my fiance in a car, talking.
>
>15. Ever experienced that not
>so fresh feeling? (just kidding)
>
>
>16. Favorite Food? I like all foods. My favorite is anything new from some small roadside stand is a backwater of the world.
>
>17. Poster on the board
>you would most like to
>have visit you if you
>won a "visit from family
>member" Reward Challenge (posters already
>in game will not be
>eligible, but answer will be
>updated accordingly if need be)? EBug
>
>18. Favorite Movie? (may list
>more than one) Highlander, T2, Terminator, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The Matrix
>
>19. Favorite book? (may list more
>than one) The Forever War, by Jack Haldeman
>
>20. Would you sleep with
>Shakes the clown for a
>guaranteed spot in the final
>2? maybe
>
>21. List five items you
>would like to bring as
>a luxury item? (if selected,
>I will choose one of
>the items from the list)(No
>survival items!)

  1. Drawing pad and pencils
  2. Hammock
  3. Frisbee
  4. Scrabble
  5. toothbrush and paste

>
>The show will be shot at
>the same place as all
>the rest of the Survivor
>shows, a sound stage in
>Los Angeles...right Survivor Dawg?
>
>
>And remember one thing, even if
>you don't apply you still
>might find yourself selected and
>then it will be at
>the author's descretion to fabricate
>your background as he sees
>fit...so I suggests you fill
>out the applications or else
>run the risk of being
>subjected to tabloid-style journalism.
>
>
>P.S. I'll be posting this thread
>on every board (sorry GT)
>cause I don't want anyone
>to miss out and I
>really don't know where this
>goes yet.

"Except for the 'sorry' part, that is..."

-- JV


Icarus steps out of the attention whore closet...

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Superman 3157 desperate attention whore postings
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05-11-01, 02:22 PM (EST)
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19. "Stop twisting my nipple...I'm in.."
Background questions

1. Age - 27

2. Marital Status
- married
3. Kids? 3 kids, 2 girls age 6, one boy 5 months

4. Employment? Yes I am thanks! Tech Analyst 1 (if you can figure that out, you win a prize.)

5. Educational background? College

5.5 Military background?
not a chance
6. Intersting employment background?
Pimp for the Olsen twins.
7. Gender? Male

8. Social Security Number and major credit card # (just kidding

Survivor questions

9. List the contestant(s) from SurvivorII that you admire the most? ummmm....Tina, Keith

10. Now the one(s) you admire the least?
Colby
11. If you were to make the show, what would your strategy be?
Cheat, backstab, and lie
12. Cite an example where you have been ruthless?
just one example?
Put Nair in someones shampoo.
13. What special skill(s) would you bring to your tribe?
The ability to make them laugh and want to kick ass...
fun facts

14. Describe your most embarrasing moment?
Can't say that I've ever been embarrased..I laugh at myself alot..
15. Ever experienced that not so fresh feeling? (just kidding)
Daily...the whole house smells like ass
16. Favorite Food?
ummm.....eggplant, prolly
17. Poster on the board you would most like to have visit you if you won a "visit from family member" Reward Challenge (posters already in game will not be eligible, but answer will be updated accordingly if need be)?
Vampy, of course..
18. Favorite Movie? (may list more than one)
without a doubt, Bill and Ted's excellent adventure
19. Favorite book? (may list more than one)
I'm not what you'd call a "Strong Reader"
I 'll go with "The Authoratative Calvin & Hobbes"
20. Would you sleep with Shakes the clown for a guaranteed spot in the final 2?

Only if you take off those floppy shoes..

21. List five items you would like to bring as a luxury item? (if selected, I will choose one of the items from the list)(No survival items!)
1. Carton of Camel Menthol Lights
2. A gun and 15 Bullets
3. A pillow
4. Economy pack of Angel Soft
5. Menudo Poster


"Sniffing Glue Since 1974 and Still Going Strong"

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aymelek 1220 desperate attention whore postings
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05-11-01, 03:09 PM (EST)
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20. "RE: HUGE NEWS: New reality show exclusively at SB.COM......cast applications being accepted now!"

Background questions

1. Age: 30
2. Marital Status: happily single
3. Kids? Not that I know of
4. Employment? Yes, for now in a biomedical research lab, but will go back to school full time this fall & become a poor student again.
5. Educational background? Bachelor's degree (but not Ivy League, sorry Greg Buis) in biology
5. Military background? Does having sex with a marine going off to the Gulf War count?
6. Intersting employment background? I worked at McDonald's as a teen; I was a nurses' aid in a mental institution (nearly made me a patient), Starbucks--I gave good capaccino head.
7. Gender? female
8. Social Security Number and major credit card #

Survivor questions

9. List the contestant(s) from SurvivorII that you admire the most? Jeff, Michael

10. Now the one(s) you admire the least? Jerri, Kel

11. If you were to make the show, what would your strategy be? I'd be the girls' best friend by teaching them how to belly dance. And the boys, well who would want to get rid of someone who's so entertaining? I also cook a mean pot of rice & would beat the crap out of anyone who complained about it.

12. Cite an example where you have been ruthless? No one's ever tried my patience to that extent. But I'm a scorpio, baby, so it's there...oh yes.

13. What special skill(s) would you bring to your tribe? I belly dance so I can keep everyone entertained. I have my black belt in Tae Kwon Do, so I have strength, endurance & patience. I never give up until my goal is reached.

fun facts

14. Describe your most embarrasing moment? Aw man, do I have to? I still have nightmares about this, although it happened in years ago...I was on a first date with a beautiful guy (we're talking hot!)--we were already friends for a while during our training in martial arts & I was already madly in love with the guy. We stayed up all night talking (no, really) & then, sitting cross-legged on the floor, I cranked one. It wasn't very loud, but loud enough...Neither of us said anything about it then or ever after. Amazingly, we were together for quite some time after that, even though my place smelled like ass from then on.

15. Ever experienced that not so fresh feeling? (just kidding) See above

16. Favorite Food? Indian, Ethiopian (really, so I'd fit right in) & Middle Eastern

17. Poster on the board you would most like to have visit you if you won a "visit from family member" Reward Challenge
(posters already in game will not be eligible, but answer will be updated accordingly if need be)? Is this a "conjugal" visit or not? I don't know anyone really well, so I'll just base it upon their posts & what little of their personality I can detect. Let see, I think I most can relate to Superman, besides Shakes himself (sorry, NOT sucking up, but his posts are by far the most entertaining).

18. Favorite Movie? (may list more than one) Raising Arizona, Monty Python & the Holy Grail, Shawshank Redemption, Galaxy Quest, Blast From the Past, The Matrix.

19. Favorite book? (may list more than one)
Anything by Tom Robbins
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy trilogy
Atlas Shrugged

20. Would you sleep with Shakes the clown for a guaranteed spot in the final 2? Oh, yes, absolutely. But he'd have to take off the mask (or give ME one) since I'm afraid of clowns. Really.

21. List five items you would like to bring as a luxury item? (if selected, I will choose one of the items from the list)(No
survival items!)
zils (finger symbols)
drum
teddy bear
razor--no one's gonna see MY pits all nasty
my cat


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BottomFeeder 6 desperate attention whore postings
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05-11-01, 04:35 PM (EST)
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21. "RE: HUGE NEWS: New reality show exclusively at SB.COM......cast applications being accepted now!"
Even though I'm a newbie, I'll give it a shot... Maybe I'll have beginner's luck kick in and I'll be a full-fledged media whore.

1. Age - 26

2. Marital Status - Most Certainly Single

3. Kids? - God, I hope not.

4. Employment - U. S. Coast Guard

5. Education - B.S. in Electrical Engineering from the Coast Guard Academy - of course, I've never used it, because the CG is the bastard child, and needs to panhandle to afford to pay me.

5.5. Military service - Four years of government play school crap, followed by four years of ships, and now (I hate it) a year at a desk job.

6. Interesting employment background - Sailed the high seas of Lake Michigan for a couple years, went to Navy Dive School and learned preposterous rhymes from running in formation (I actually got dumber at that school), went to Antarctica on a Coast Guard Polar Icebreaker (yes, because the Navy doesn't want to bother with it, they threw the Coast Guard a bone and made us guard the most godforsaken place on the friggin planet). Diving under the ice was pretty stupid, in retrospect. I'm still trying to thaw out.

7. Gender - Male

8. SSN and Credit Card number - C'mon, the Coast Guard stole DNA from me, I should just post those two on-line and finish the identity theft!

9. Survivor II Contestant I admired - Not Kel, that's for sure! He gives the rest of us in uniform a bad name. I admired none of them, because they're all straight from central casting, but thought it was cool that Rodger passed himself off as a bumpkin and not only got cozy with Lis, but nobody ever figured out he was a bank pres and had a Masters. Pretty sly.

10. Survivor II Contestant I admired the least - Elisabeth. She reminds me of too many girls I've dated. You know, "God, what a sad movie" and bursts into tears for no reason whatsoever. Don't be a victim for Chrissakes! That can be OK in small doses - but I think Lis would get broken up over the mere thought that her fiance is going to get drilled into the turf by some 310 pound lineman.

11. If you were to make the show, what would your strategy be? I'd probably be helpful to the team, since I can't simply sit on my @$$ 24/7 - but I'd be sarcastic and cynical as hell to the camera. If I knew I was going to lose big or lose early, I'd probably try to get laid and get something worthwhile for sellng my soul (and the contract rights) to the show. Think Vermin - though a rainbow flag doesn't fly outside my house, if you get my meaning.

12. Cite an example where you have been ruthless. Easy. Had to fire someone (long story) - a real sh!tbag. Instead of the "you're not fit for this organization" or some other bullcrap justification, I just reached under my desk, grabbed the empty paper box for this person to pack up with their stuff and handed it to them, saying "get off the ship by 1600 - that's when the guards can shoot you".

13. What special skills do I bring to the tribe? Some outdoor skills, moderate to good athletic skill, I can cook, and have a brain that works most of the time.

14. Most embarassing moment - Every Saturday of my senior year at the Academy, when I was ordered to manufacture a cheerleading team in the spirit of Bill Clinton political-correctness. Military life doesn't attract too many 105 pound sprites, like at big schools like Ohio State or Alabama. I managed to throw my back out in front of 3000 people. Instead of "ooh", or "that's going to leave a mark" - it was, of course, laughter from my fellow cadets. Too bad the rifles were all missing their firing pins - Tim McVeigh and I would be cell mates.

15. Ever experience that not so fresh feeling? I'll respond with a question - Ever run 8 miles in 100 degree heat, 85 percent humidity, and have the instructors make you roll around in the mucky seaweed below the high-tide line? (And you thought hazing was just a myth...) That's gotta be about as bad as it gets for guys that aren't employed by the sewer company.

16. Favorite Food - Seafood Fettucine Alfredo

17. Poster on the board to visit me - Shoot, I've been reading the regulars for the whole season... but don't know who would come see me. Probably should have typed more, laughed and read less. How about VampKira - she has a good, sarcastic sense of humor, and if I read her post correctly, she is still single. (You can see the priorities forming - this is not good for my brief media whoredom).

18. Favorite movie - to keep the list short (unlike others):
Hunt for Red October
Return of the Jedi
Raiders of the Lost Ark

19. Favorite book -
Ayn Rand, "Atlas Shrugged"
Robert Jordan's Wheel of Time series

20. Would I sleep with Shakes? Gotta draw the line there - sorry Shakes. No love for you.

21. Five luxury items:
1. Toothpaste
2. Soap
3. Waterproof Matches
4. Box of Trivial Pursuit cards
5. Coast Guard flag (pull a Colby - instashelter)

Hope you at least get a good laugh from someone who's read a lot but not posted too much. If this works, I'll be out of the Got Milk? range in no time. Thanks for the memories, SB gang, and 'specially to The Clown.

Your tax dollars at work -

BottomFeeder

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Ronnet 1734 desperate attention whore postings
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05-11-01, 05:47 PM (EST)
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23. "RE: HUGE NEWS: New reality show exclusively at SB.COM......cast applications being accepted now!"
>12. Cite an example where you have been ruthless. Easy.
> Had to fire someone (long story) - a real sh!tbag.
>Instead of the "you're not fit for this
>organization" or some other bullcrap justification, I just >reached under my desk, grabbed the empty
>paper box for this person to pack up with their
>stuff and handed it to them, saying

>"get off the ship by 1600 -
>that's when the guards can shoot you".


Oh I like this guy - Please pick him shakes...


*** Go Lakers ***

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Kingpin 6 desperate attention whore postings
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05-11-01, 05:45 PM (EST)
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22. "RE: HUGE NEWS: New reality show exclusively at SB.COM......cast applications being accepted now!"
1. Age 48

2. Marital Status Married

3. Kids? Ate

4. Employment? Are you asking me if I want a job?

5. Educational background? School, college, jail, the usual #####.

5.5 Military background?
Had that choice once. Either join the Army or work in a Casino in Lake Tahoe. Guess which one I chose.

6. Intersting employment background?
Never been fired from a job I didn't like.

7. Gender? Male

8. Social Security Number and major credit card # (just kidding
Glad you put in the just kidding part, I was reaching for my brother's wallet.
Survivor questions

9. List the contestant(s) from SurvivorII that you admire the most? bTina and KKK

10. Now the one(s) you admire the least?
Scerri and Bitchell, Before the show started I hated her already and emailed the show suggesting she be thrown to the crocs after using Bitchell for bait. How's that for insight?

11. If you were to make the show, what would your strategy be?
Bring lots of laxitives to 'share'.

12. Cite an example where you have been ruthless?
Handed the cops my older brother's ID and he got charged with an unsafe lane change ticket. Hey, it was a lame bust anyway. That was just a little payback for years of sitting on my chest and slowly drooling loogees in my face. Go ahead! F**k with me b**ch. See what happens.
Sorry... I digress, where was I?
13. What special skill(s) would you bring to your tribe?
Blood thirsty, treacherous, lyin', cheatin', schemin', three faced media ho.

fun facts

14. Describe your most embarrasing moment?
No.

15. Ever experienced that not so fresh feeling? (just kidding)
Yes, but I just put an orange peel under each armpit and I'm fresh as a summer's eve.

16. Favorite Food?
Beer.

17. Poster on the board you would most like to have visit you if you won a "visit from family member" Reward Challenge (posters already in game will not be eligible, but answer will be updated accordingly if need be)?
Haven't read any yet but stay the hell away.
18. Favorite Movie? (may list more than one)
Dune, Cool Hand Luke, Aliens, The Thin Red Line (Kier Dullea version) Too many to list
19. Favorite book? (may list more than one)
The Reality Dysfunction by Peter Hamilton
Noble House, Atlas Shrugged, The End of the Matter. Too many to mention.
20. Would you sleep with Shakes the clown for a guaranteed spot in the final 2?
Only if you were dead, And then I'd sneak away when you weren't looking.
21. List five items you would like to bring as a luxury item? (if selected, I will choose one of the items from the list)(No survival items!)
Laxitives, deck of cards, stun gun, chewing gum, (scratch that, looks like jerky), air mattress, tape recorder.


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05-12-01, 02:19 AM (EST)
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24. "RE: HUGE NEWS: New reality show exclusively at SB.COM......cast applications being accepted now!"
LAST EDITED ON 05-12-01 AT 03:36 AM (EST)

Edited to simplify format ONLY.

BACKGROUND QUESTIONS:

1. Age

Half-way there.

2. Marital Status

She would begrudgingly say so.

3. Kids?

Claim a pair on tax day.

4. Employment?

Process aluminum for Feds.

5. Educational background?

Used Cliff Notes to get GED.

5.5 Military background?

PLO: Permanent Latrine Orderly.
Rank: classified.

6. Intersting employment background?

Know which way is up, down, left, right....on most days.

7. Gender?

Pointer.

8. Social Security Number and major credit card # (just kidding

SSN and Visa: BR549.

SURVIVOR QUESTIONS:

9. List the contestant(s) from SurvivorII that you admire the most?

Vermin. The guy knows the true value of peanut butter.

10. Now the one(s) you admire the least?

Debb. Tho, like the Colbster, she did keep it in the family.

11. If you were to make the show, what would your strategy be?

Duct tape, lots of duct tape.

12. Cite an example where you have been ruthless?

Used butcher wrap and hairdryer to "shrink-wrap" brother-in-law's getaway car when he married my sis. Took an hour to get in.

13. What special skill(s) would you bring to your tribe?

A basic understanding of difference between sh!t and shinola. (see 5.5 above).

FUN FACTS:

14. Describe your most embarrasing moment?

It involved Strawberry Boonesfarm, cherry vodka and the Kappa Kappa Gamma house mom (twice my age).

15. Ever experienced that not so fresh feeling? (just kidding)

It hasn't been fresh in awhile.

16. Favorite Food?

Rice-burger Helper.

17. Poster on the board you would most like to have visit you if you won a "visit from family member" Reward Challenge (posters already in game will not be eligible, but answer will be updated accordingly if need be)?

Vampkira....I may need a transfusion along the way.

18. Favorite Movie? (may list more than one)

"Stripes".
"Silence of the Lambs".
"Behind the Green Door".

19. Favorite book? (may list more than one)

Spaulding Smales' "Double or Nothing" gambling guide.
"Gut-b-Gone" instruction manual.

20. Would you sleep with Shakes the clown for a guaranteed spot in the final 2?

Sounds of "Dueling Banjos" begins to play. "You sher got a purty mouth".

21. List five items you would like to bring as a luxury item? (if selected, I will choose one of the items from the list)(No survival items!)

Far Side calendar
Strawberry "nipple sauce"
Slinky
ballsack scratcher
magic dust

Pokey

"You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose. But you can't wipe your friends on the couch."


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taginite 222 desperate attention whore postings
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05-12-01, 05:33 AM (EST)
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25. "RE: HUGE NEWS: New reality show exclusively at SB.COM......cast applications being accepted now!"
mr clown-

outstanding...the bureau commends you on these vital
updates to our database..

-fbi

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SkyRaider 1301 desperate attention whore postings
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05-14-01, 02:10 AM (EST)
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26. "RE: HUGE NEWS: New reality show exclusively at SB.COM......cast applications being accepted now!"


1. Age: Endless

2. Marital Status: As Necessary

3. Kids: RU-486

4. Employment: Possibly. References: Mr. Anthony Soprano

5. Educational background: Inglis Majer

5.5 Military background: I left my heart in Cholon.

6. Intersting employment background:
Spiritual advisor to Ted Bundy
Gingsu Knife Sharpner for O.J. Simpson
Art consultant to the REAL Shakes the Clown, John Wayne Gacy

7. Gender: M

9. List the contestant(s) from
SurvivorII that you admire the
most? Rodger-Cunning old turd hid the fact he owns a bank.

10. Now the one(s) you
admire the least?
Colby-Obviously watched too many Roy Rogers movies as a kid.

11. If you were to
make the show, what would
your strategy be?
Bake a three layer rice/pot cake with frosting made of Ex-Lax, pass it around, then saunter off to the potty with my year's supply of Hustler. Lock door.


12. Cite an example where
you have been ruthless?
Moi?


13. What special skill(s) would
you bring to your tribe?
Ability to taste manure and tell how long it's been since
the animal has passed through the area.


fun facts
First day in boot camp was ordered to "count cadence." Having
never heard of the word "cadence," I started out "1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8" and found myself face down giving about 1000.

14. Describe your most embarrasing
moment?
Having a long tail shirt on the outside, drunk at a party. Took
a dump and wiped. It was pointed out that I had caught the shirt
up in the toilet paper apparently. Partied on through the night.

15. Ever experienced that not
so fresh feeling? (just kidding)
See #14 above.

16. Favorite Food?
Anything that bleeds.

17. Poster on the board
you would most like to
have visit you if you
won a "visit from family
member" Reward Challenge (posters already
in game will not be
eligible, but answer will be
updated accordingly if need be)?
DangerKitty


18. Favorite Movie? (may list
more than one)
Taxi Driver
Annie Hall
Raging Bull
Apocalypse Now
Blue Velvet
Sid & Nancy
Love & a .45
Drugstore Cowboy
Crumb
Clockwork Orange
Pink Flamingos
Badlands
American Graffiti

19. Favorite book? (may list more
than one)
All Steinbeck
All "The Rabbi" mystery series
All Thomas Wolf
All Thomas Wolfe
All Ken Kesey
All Jack Kerouac
All William S. Burroughs
All Neil Simon plays

20. Would you sleep with
Shakes the clown for a
guaranteed spot in the final

<Shrug> Sure, Why not, as long as I can wear protection.
I've been screwed by lawyers before, what's one more.

21. List five items you
would like to bring as
a luxury item? (if selected,
I will choose one of
the items from the list)(No
survival items!)
CD Player w/batteries
Rolling Stones Anthology on CD
Year's back issues of Hustler (See #11 above)
Case of Ex-Lax (See #11 above)
41 OhZees of primo pot (See #11 above)(This will be for 41
days, right?)

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dangerkitty 1913 desperate attention whore postings
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05-14-01, 11:36 AM (EST)
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28. "SkyRaider...."

I was LMAO at your app, especially the embarassing moment story, then I saw my name....and I got this funny tingly feeling...mmmmm....I'm going to be reading your post over and over and over....

Baby, hope to see you there one way or another!!


dangerkitty

"Nevermind" - Kurt Cobain and Emily Litella

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05-14-01, 12:24 PM (EST)
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29. "DangerKitty"

Here, Kitty, Kitty....

I promise you won't get any of that "special" cake. You
can thumb through my Hustlers with me though.

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HomeBrewer 104 desperate attention whore postings
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05-14-01, 10:40 AM (EST)
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27. "RE: HUGE NEWS: New reality show exclusively at SB.COM......cast applications being accepted now!"
I noticed a few newbies submitting applications, so decided it couldn't hurt....... At least not long or much. "I am a strong person (lip quivers)"

Background questions

1. Age 33

2. Marital Status Married, but always looking

3. Kids? Three boys 7, 4, & 1

4. Employment? Engineer

5. Educational background? BSEE, MBA

5.5 Military background? None

6. Interesting employment background? High School Soccer Coach. Worked for the State (WV), which will explain a great deal. I was the certified blasting instructor. I taught miners how to blow sh!t up. Make beer for friends.

7. Gender? Male, last I checked.

8. Social Security Number and major credit card # (just kidding ) Neither of these are of any use to anyone. I have no life or credit

Survivor questions

9. List the contestant(s) from SurvivorII that you admire the most? Rodger, sly old fox. Colby, the athlete and Tina the schemer

10. Now the one(s) you admire the least? Mitchell. I loved this quote. "bad enough being that tall, now try doing it without the benefit of having a spine." (sucking up!!)

11. If you were to make the show, what would your strategy be? Make an alliance early, then fly under the radar. Win a few challenges. Piss off as few people as possible

12. Cite an example where you have been ruthless? See http://community.survivorblows.com/boards/cgi-bin/dcboard.cgi?az=show_thread&om=480&forum=DCForumID1&omm=19 But in general, no. Unless you see me on the soccer field.

13. What special skill(s) would you bring to your tribe? Moderate athletic abilities. Good logic. The ability to live off the land. I lived for eight years without the luxuries of Running Water, Electricity, Telephone or TV. My parent’s choice, not mine. (NOTE: I lived in WV; I am not from there.) I have now escaped to PA (NOT Wisconsin)(do their license plates still say that?) And Last but not least. Beer making abilities

fun facts

14. Describe your most embarrasing moment? Getting my shorts ripped off in the middle of a high school soccer game. Uniform grabbing is part of the game. My shorts ripped at the seams. Along with playing soccer in the early eighties, comes the prerequisite Mullet (Sorry IceCat, the crowd I work with now just would not understand…..too straight.) I am too bald now to produce a worthy one anyway.

15. Ever experienced that not so fresh feeling? (just kidding) Once a month, same as my wife’s cycle.

16. Favorite Food? Beer, Liquid Bread. The darker the better

17. Poster on the board you would most like to have visit you if you won a "visit from family member" Reward Challenge (posters already in game will not be eligible, but answer will be updated accordingly if need be)? Vamps, especially if she wears that black and white outfit!!

18. Favorite Movie? (may list more than one) too many to list: Star Wars. Raiders of the Lost Arc. Time Bandits. Hotdog. Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Total Recall. Tequilla Sunrise. Deliverance, (some of my former neighbors were in that one. Neighbors, not relatives)

19. Favorite book? (may list more than one) Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance. Any Jack London. Clive Cussler for a quick read.

20. Would you sleep with Shakes the clown for a guaranteed spot in the final 2? I am not that kind of Media WHORE.

21. List five items you would like to bring as a luxury item? (if selected, I will choose one of the items from the list)(No survival items!)
1 Kryptonite. Can’t beat Superman in any physical challenges without it.
2 Benedryl, I am not allergic to cats, but someone might be with all the felines that will be around.
3 A flea collar for protection. With mist-o around I would prefer the felines noted above to be first bitten.
4 Speaking of first bitten, Garlic. Two purposes, Vamps and cooking
5 My Swiss Army Knife….. Rats, a survival Item, but listed due to my allegiance to McGuyver (another mullethead)
6 Eye Candy, I noticed many others were bringing Elisabeth, so that should be covered.


“Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.” -Winston Churchill

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darbygrl 293 desperate attention whore postings
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05-14-01, 03:23 PM (EST)
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30. "RE: HUGE NEWS: New reality show exclusively at SB.COM......cast applications being accepted now!"
>
>1. Age 30 something
>
>2. Marital Status indeed
>
>3. Kids? deuce 'n' dawg
>
>4. Employment? sort of it's interpretive
>
>5. Educational background? street smarts or school? Maybe I have a degree in Psych.
>
>5.5 Military background? yeah right
>
>6. Intersting employment background? shrink packer
>
>7. Gender? i am sure this is obvious- if not - i cant help u
>
>8. Social Security Number and
>major credit card # (just
>kidding
>
> Survivor questions
>
>9. List the contestant(s) from
>SurvivorII that you admire the
>most? TINA TINA TINa, oh sorry,, um... Marilyn, Colby, i guess,Liz.
>
>10. Now the one(s) you
>admire the least? nick- zzzzzzzzz, Jerri, KKK
>
>11. If you were to
>make the show, what would
>your strategy be? well.... depends on who I'm with. Clearly I would need to be a team player and contribute as best I can and not alianate any of my fello tribemembers. Is that bulshitty enough?
>
>12. Cite an example where
>you have been ruthless? I have an older brother- not enuff room. Getting concert tickets.
>
>13. What special skill(s) would
>you bring to your tribe?
>I can roll with it, I am an encouraging person, I can beat the ##### out of ( no kidding). Special skills: I am very resourceful. Could probably figure out how we could see JP naked. Oh wait or would that be Shakes?!
>
> fun facts
>
>14. Describe your most embarrasing
>moment? Once again , I have an older brother and paybacks are a bite now aren't they.
>
>15. Ever experienced that not
>so fresh feeling? (just kidding) If you haven't then you are missing out.
>
>
>16. Favorite Food? frozen burritos.
>
>17. Poster on the board
>you would most like to
>have visit you if you
>won a "visit from family
>member" Reward Challenge (posters already
>in game will not be
>eligible, but answer will be
>updated accordingly if need be)?
hmmm, I dunno, Katty, It's Liza, dk, 'erist as he is ambassador. I dunno, someone funny!
>
>
>18. Favorite Movie? (may list
>more than one) Year of the Horse (neil young doc), City of Angels, Silence of the Lambs.

>
>19. Favorite book? (may list more
>than one) James, oh --- ,the one about the guy that was living with several personalities in his head. An ocassional Oprah club book, To Kill a Mockingbird... is reading a requirement?
>
>20. Would you sleep with
>Shakes the clown for a
>guaranteed spot in the final
>2? i'm afraid not, for I would not want to read about it in the postings. Plus that is a no no for married chix. But--- would you?
>
>21. List five items you
>would like to bring as
>a luxury item? (if selected,
>I will choose one of
>the items from the list)(No
>survival items!)
my doberman
a bra- trust me
vodka
vermouth
ice cubes ha ha ha ha

>
>

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05-14-01, 04:15 PM (EST)
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31. "RE: HUGE NEWS: New reality show exclusively at SB.COM......cast applications being accepted now!"
>1. Age
Well, legally you can't ask this quesion or even if you did, you can't use it in your determination but since I'm someone who could give a flying fig about my age I'll tell you: 37

>2. Marital Status
Happily, blissfully married
>
>3. Kids?
No thanks, I just ate

>4. Employment?
Criminal Legal Secretary specializing in complex federal cases and capital murder Habeas Corpus

>5. Educational background?
School of Hard Knocks
Major: Concussions
Minor: Head Wrapping

>5.5 Military background?
Ewwwww...no way!

>6. Intersting employment background?
Hmmm...okay you asked for it: Magicians Assistant (7years), Singing Telegram Delivery (4 years)and Professional Mime (3 years)

>7. Gender?
Most decidedly female

>8. Social Security Number and
>major credit card # (just
>kidding
HEH!!
> Survivor questions
>
>9. List the contestant(s) from
>SurvivorII that you admire the
>most?
Jeff for his ability to be the Queen of the Outback and not even have to wear a tiara and Michael because, he's got a dmn fine way of relieving his stress!

>10. Now the one(s) you
>admire the least?
Amber, because while it's okay to be quiet and keep opinions to yourself, it's not okay to not have an opinion at all!
>
>11. If you were to
>make the show, what would
>your strategy be?
Well, if I told you I'd have to kill you!
>
>12. Cite an example where
>you have been ruthless?
At a magic competition there was a magician who was being all cocky about the fact that he could do magic and didn't need a WOMAN (read assistant), to make his act look pretty, his magic spoke for itself! Well, I got him because I snuck into his area and glued his birdcage shut! He produced a bird and went to put it in it's little cage and he couldn't get it open! He had to prop them up on top of the cage and couldn't do his last trick (which was to make the cage disappear). That'll teach him to underestimate the power of a good Assistant!!!
>
>13. What special skill(s) would
>you bring to your tribe?
Knowledge of magic, illusion and I can make people laugh! I'll do just about anything to get a laugh or a reward!
>>
> fun facts
>
>14. Describe your most embarrasing
>moment?
I stabbed meself in the hand with a knife while trying to get a pit out of an avocado. My brain left my body as I held the avocado half cupped in my left hand and plunged the knife down into the pit (instead of just tapping the side of the knife into it) and skewering the pit to my hand and having it go straight through the bone and out the other side of my hand. Boy was I embarrassed trying to explain the avocado stuck to my hand to the emergency room doc not to mention trying to drive there in the first place.
>
>15. Ever experienced that not
>so fresh feeling? (just kidding)
>
>>16. Favorite Food?
Lobster, truffle pate' and Mary's Kitchen Corned Beef Hash
>
>17. Poster on the board
>you would most like to
>have visit you if you
>won a "visit from family
>member" Reward Challenge (posters already
>in game will not be
>eligible, but answer will be
>updated accordingly if need be)?

Get over here sleeeve my triple e man!!!
>
>
>18. Favorite Movie? (may list
>more than one)
Woody Allen's: Sleeper
Babette's Feast
Clockwork Orange
>
>19. Favorite book? (may list more
>than one)
Okay, just the top faves:
Chronicles of Narnia
A Brave New World
Stanger in a Strange Land
All Margaret Attwood
All Henry Miller
>
>20. Would you sleep with
>Shakes the clown for a
>guaranteed spot in the final
>2?
I only have eye's for sleeeve, so if he's willing....?
>
>21. List five items you
>would like to bring as
>a luxury item? (if selected,
>I will choose one of
>the items from the list)(No
>survival items!)
Box of Condoms (they keep things dry, really!!)
Copy of The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
2 cartons of American Spirit Lights
My Teddybear named Joey
Yarn and knitting needles in case I get bored (I love to knit!!)
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05-14-01, 04:46 PM (EST)
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32. "RE: HUGE NEWS: New reality show exclusively at SB.COM......cast applications being accepted now!"
>Professional Mime (3 years)<

Fleabag, have you completed your 12 step program to get rid of this addiction? (Because if you and me are on the island and you start up with that stuff I may have to kill you.)

Just asking, that's all.



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05-15-01, 02:06 PM (EST)
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36. "RE: HUGE NEWS: New reality show exclusively at SB.COM......cast applications being accepted now!"
>Fleabag, have you completed your 12
>step program to get rid
>of this addiction? (Because
>if you and me are
>on the island and you
>start up with that stuff
>I may have to kill
>you.)
Yup, I have completed my program and have the MAA coins to prove it! The program was called "Break Up With the Freak That Got You Into White Face In the First Place" 101. Now granted, I made damn good money being a mime, but I just couldn't look at myself in the mirror anymore!
You will not see me Walk against the wind, Float like a balloon, or pull an invisible rope. This I solomnly promise!
*crosses her heart*
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05-14-01, 05:11 PM (EST)
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33. "misto!"
I tried your avocado trick, once, only I used a French knife to cut a coupon from a box of Pop Tarts. Sounds like you did it a bit better.

And I have a friend who used to eat that canned hash junk. . . 'til we found a stiff white (rat, obviously) hair in one can. . . Helpful hint: DON'T write to complain about these things, because all they do is send you coupons for more canned rat hair.

Gee, if Shakes picks you, you're sure to be a shoo-in for the Giant Penis Duel Challenge! (Man, just about everyone says something I could respond to, but I just couldn't resist this one. . .)


GT

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05-15-01, 02:10 PM (EST)
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37. "RE: misto!"
>I tried your avocado trick, once,
>only I used a French
>knife to cut a coupon
>from a box of Pop
>Tarts. Sounds like you did
>it a bit better.
Ooooo PopTarts!! What flavor? If it was chocolate, the blood may have added a nice rich flavor!
>
>And I have a friend who
>used to eat that canned
>hash junk. . . 'til
>we found a stiff white
>(rat, obviously) hair in one
>can. . .
Are you sure that wasn't an urban legend? I've heard that one before! I've never found anything other than the stuff that's suppose to be in there in the cans, but then again, I try not to look too closely, cuz frankly, though it tastes great, it looks like doo doo!

>Gee, if Shakes picks you, you're
>sure to be a shoo-in
>for the Giant Penis Duel
>Challenge!
But GT, I don't have a penis!! Unless you're talking about the one I keep in my bottom dresser drawer and that one takes C batteries, so I'm sure I'd be disqualified!
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34. "RE: HUGE NEWS: New reality show exclusively at SB.COM......cast applications being accepted now!"
>2 cartons of American Spirit Lights

My brand, too. Can you really get through 42 days on only 2 cartons?

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35. "RE: HUGE NEWS: New reality show exclusively at SB.COM......cast applications being accepted now!"
I'm a Virgo, so I'm very good at controlling myself when it comes to my cigarette habit. And my "think ahead" brain is what brought me to the box of condoms item. If it rains I will insert the cigarette into the condoms and voila' dry cigs whenever I need them!!!
Hee hee, gotta have my smokes!
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05-15-01, 02:55 PM (EST)
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38. "RE: HUGE NEWS: New reality show exclusively at SB.COM......cast applications being accepted now!"
Now I have finally found out how hard it is to kick the Nicotine habit.....you can quit mime, which had to be awfully hard to do but you can't quit the weed.

Seriously, sometimes when you are in front of the mirror, do you want to revert to your old mime ways, be honest Fleabag.


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05-15-01, 03:49 PM (EST)
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39. "RE: HUGE NEWS: New reality show exclusively at SB.COM......cast applications being accepted now!"
>Seriously, sometimes when you are in
>front of the mirror, do
>you want to revert to
>your old mime ways, be
>honest Fleabag.

*breaks down and crys* Oh Leify!! It's true, it's all true. *heaving sobs* Sometimes I put on the black and white striped mime shirt and practice in front of the mirror! I have a stash of white paint hidden in tank of my toilet too. When my husband is asleep I'll sneak in there just to smell the greasepaint. *hangs head in shame*
I confess, please...I need help!!!!
*goes to the yellow pages to look for a therapist*
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42. "RE: HUGE NEWS: New reality show exclusively at SB.COM......cast applications being accepted now!"
Fleabag, I feel for you, too bad there are no mimes you can "talk to" about your problem.


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43. "RE: HUGE NEWS: New reality show exclusively at SB.COM......cast applications being accepted now!"
LAST EDITED ON 05-16-01 AT 11:16 AM (EST)

>Fleabag, I feel for you, too
>bad there are no mimes
>you can "talk to" about
>your problem.

Oh, ha ha ha. Fine make fun of my pain!
Actually, you may find this hard to believe, but mimes are about the noisiest bunch of people around. You should go into a studio when there are mimes rehearsing, you'll hear all sorts of grunts and whistles and pops and clicks. It's pretty damn funny.
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05-17-01, 07:38 PM (EST)
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44. "RE: HUGE NEWS: New reality show exclusively at SB.COM......cast applications being accepted now!"
>Fleabag, I feel for you, too
>bad there are no mimes
>you can "talk to" about
>your problem.

Leif!!!!!
This was so funny!!!
I am in big trouble, Hubby hates it when I spit beer onto my keyboard.

Ooops!!!!
Oh No!
Am I on the application thread????
Sh*t!!
ok , I'm gonna sneak out now, no one tell Shakes I was here.
Shhhhhhhhhhhhh

EBug


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40. "Pretty Please Pick me"
Background questions

1. Age: 22

2. Marital Status: I am currently bumping a guy

3. Kids? Nope

4. Employment? Full time job and student

5. Educational background? Some college

5.5 Military background? None for me

6. Intersting employment background? I sell real estate

7. Gender? Female

8. Social Security Number and major credit card # (just kidding) 667-56-7845 and 123865-433244. (just kidding)

Survivor questions

9. List the contestant(s) from SurvivorII that you admire the most? I loved Mad Dog. She was outspoken and totally wild. Just like me.

10. Now the one(s) you admire the least? Jerry, B*t*h!

11. If you were to make the show, what would your strategy be? I think that I would kick everyone's a$$ and then sleep with them to get to the top.

12. Cite an example where you have been ruthless? I would win every immunity challenge by flashing my boobs

13. What special skill(s) would you bring to your tribe? I am a very outdoorsie person, I can build fires, cook and I know where to make a camp!

fun facts

14. Describe your most embarrasing moment? Mine is I was watching this guy and this girl kiss. They were cheating with other people and for some odd strange reason I was watching. I was walking across the school campus and I slipped and fell right in the middle of the campus and everyone started to laught at me. My skirt was white and there was water on the ground so the whole thing got wet. My shirt had strapps and one broke. Everyone laughed at me.

15. Ever experienced that not so fresh feeling? (just kidding) Do you?

16. Favorite Food? I love anything!!!

17. Poster on the board you would most like to have visit you if you won a "visit from family member" Reward Challenge (posters already in game will not be eligible, but answer will be updated accordingly if need be)? Defintity you!!

18. Favorite Movie? (may list more than one) I loved Pretty Woman

19. Favorite book? (may list more than one) Never read those things

20. Would you sleep with Shakes the clown for a guaranteed spot in the final 2? Hell ya

21. List five items you would like to bring as a luxury item? (if selected, I will choose one of the items from the list)(No survival items!) I think a hair brush, a magazine, a towel, rear view mirror for a car, and an empty can of pringles.

See you there!

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05-15-01, 04:14 PM (EST)
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41. "RE: HUGE NEWS: New reality show exclusively at SB.COM......cast applications being accepted now!"
LAST EDITED ON 05-15-01 AT 04:17 PM (EST)

Background questions

1. Age "71"

2. Marital Status "divorced seven times"

3. Kids? "11"

4. Employment? "Brazilian dockloader"

5. Educational background?

"copped a 4.0 in elementary school"

5.5 Military background?

"tried out for FOX Boot Camp"

6. Intersting employment background?

"hat arranger for Carmen Miranda"

7. Gender? "female"

8. Social Security Number and major credit card # (just kidding

Survivor questions

9. List the contestant(s) from Survivor II that you admire the most?

"Tina (she has yellow hair)"

10. Now the one(s) you admire the least?

"Jerri (she doesn't)"

11. If you were to make the show, what would your strategy be?

"Throw banana peels in everyone's path so they slip and get injured and have to leave the show like Mike"

12. Cite an example where you have been ruthless?

"I held out a banana to a hungry schoolmate and then yanked it back at the last minute and ate it myself"

13. What special skill(s) would you bring to your tribe?

"fastest banana peeler in four states - helps cut down on cooking time"


fun facts

14. Describe your most embarrasing moment?

"slipping on a banana peel that I threw down for someone else to slip on and cracked open my skull - had to have major brain surgery"

15. Ever experienced that not so fresh feeling? (just kidding)

"I don't understand this question"

16. Favorite Food? "bananas"

17. Poster on the board you would most like to have visit you if you won a "visit from family member" Reward Challenge (posters already in game will not be eligible, but answer will be updated accordingly if need be)?

"Survivor Blows - he is all knowing, all seeing"


18. Favorite Movie? (may list more than one)

"Dude, Where's My Car"

19. Favorite book? (may list more than one)

"the Curious George series"

20. Would you sleep with Shakes the clown for a guaranteed spot in the final 2?

"no - clowns are scary...what if he's from the Insane Clown Posse??"

21. List five items you would like to bring as a luxury item? (if selected, I will choose one of the items from the list)(No
survival items!)

"my Carmen Miranda lucky hat, my lucky banana-foot keychain, my free won-with-400-Dole-stickers big yellow Dole beach towel, baseball autographed by the orantugang from Any Which Way But Loose, or a big yellow highlighter.


And remember one thing, even if you don't apply you still might find yourself selected and then it will be at the author's descretion to fabricate your background as he sees fit...so I suggests you fill out the applications or else run the risk of being subjected to tabloid-style journalism.
____________________
Shakes, do you ever have to work for a living??



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